It begins today anons. I’ve just dropped Dairy, porn, and vidya...

It begins today anons. I’ve just dropped Dairy, porn, and vidya. The three vices that have kept me from pursuing my dream of being a pro wrestler. I just turned 25 and I’m hitting the gym first thing in the morning. I’ve never wanted anything more in life than this.
>inb4 blog post
Yeah, I know this is a little faggy, but I just wanted to share this with you Bros. We’re in this together. I’m gonna check in every so often to relay my progress. Wish me luck guys!

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Everyone just wants to know how tall you are.

drop the sugar too, fatass

Shoot 6’0
Could easily be billed as 6’2-6’3
Never been a problem with me. Don’t like soda and sweets hurt my teeth. I used to eat cheese like a motherfucker tho. That’s a lot of fat

Drop crabs keep a little bit of dairy for easy calcium and vitamin D intake

>6'
>Going to the gym
All you need to do now is have sex, take a shower, and get a ding-dong diddly clue

Got supplements for calcium and vitamin D. I’ve very recently developed a dairy allergy. Itchy eyes, hives, swollen face and sinus congestion. Cheese was my all time favorite vice. I was afraid I could never drop it long enough to maintain a balanced diet. I took it as God giving me a sign.

I'll see you in there user.
who are your major influences?

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Based. Good luck on your journy user. No matter what anyone says if you want it enough and are willing to sacrifice (no take out, go to gym when you dont want to, etc) you can do it

Johnny Gargano and Kevin Steen

Fuck off nigger, that ain’t me.
I love the showmanship and flashiness of The Hulkster, Machco Man and Rick Rude. They are my three idols for character. In terms of wrestling ability, gotta go Misawa, Shibata, Kurt Henning, and HBK. For the whole package? I gotta go with The Ace, Hiroshi Tanahashi

You trying out for NJ Dojo this Oct? If I can get ripped enough in I'll see ya there borther

OP here, posting from my phone because why not. These idiots are larping as me. I'm generally influenced by the Young Bucks, Seth Rollins (yes, I like him) and CM Punk.

Are you also ready for the possibility of living out of your car? Countless hours driving in a car, sometimes with multiple people while your body aches? Constantly having to blow off important family life events? Oh, and don't forget destroying your body for little to no money and possibly starving to death.

If you're prepared for this, then good luck to ya.

If you're genuinely inspired by HBK, dont even bother. There's enough of you guys in the business as it is.

Eat shit faggot, stop pretending to be me

Real OP here, The Goon and The Brooklyn Brawler.

>Not being inspired by a genuinely good wrestler
Not contrarian behavior amigo
Wont be ready by then friendo. Next year for sure
What’s the alternative? Living a mediocre life in a mediocre job? Ain’t got much to risk.

What the fuck is wrong with dairy, you monstrous faggot?

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what wrestling school you going to? i would recommend the chikara one if near you or willing to travel.

Based. I'm shoot jacked user and I drink organic whole milk. Dairy is fine.

Literally allergic
One based in LA/SoCal probably Brian Kendrick’s school or Santino Bros

>Wont be ready by then friendo. Next year for sure

Protip: you'll never be ready for wrestling school no matter. Just start going while you still have the motivation. If the school is worth a damn, they'll make sure to get you into shape.

Nah, Quack has an autistic grip over his students, he wont let you get booked without his blessing. Quack is also one the best teachers though so try to just find when he's hosting seminars instead

>dropping dairy

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>What’s the alternative? Living a mediocre life in a mediocre job? Ain’t got much to risk.
Your promo skills already have some promise. Good luck user

Hope you fucking injure yourself with the weights and the recovery time leads to a crippling depression that makes you give up on this desu

Thanks user. Appreciate it

Meanie :(

>dropped dairy
never gonna make it

please suck shibata's dick and report back on us