How should i kill mysef?

i mean i’m fucking depressed, but who isn’t. it’s not that big of a deal.

anyway, i want to die just because. i’m tired as fuck, i’m really bored. and i have no one, so what’s the point or sticking around.
i’ve already tried jumping off a bridge, but a cop jumped over the railing and hugged me over with all the strength he had. so instead of causing a camossion, i figure i’ll kill myself respectfully and by my lonesome. please give me some, painless ideas on how i should do it. PAINLESS.

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>i want to die because i'm tired and bored
momma's little baby loves suicide suicide momma's little baby love suicide

google self mummification

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Can u please be my friend instead

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a human on Yea Forums who cares? this is new

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also

Fuck you I got it right the first time

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

check

>Wants so die bcs depressed af
>pussing around bcs of possible pain.

comon dude

are you litearlly me ?

come join thread frogfrend

i also wnana an hero in a way that hurts fam least. i got a lot of legal stuff i wanna leave behind in their name doesn't go to govt. i feel itd be simpler if i had no family cause id just be over with it awhile ago. my dads getting older idk how he'd get over it. my moms strong though. im his oldest son and probably main hope and shit i really cant dsecribe it basically i finished high school and he didn't hes a hard working man who spent his whole life of work and im 27 and aint got much shit to my name at all. im a good hearted person but no marketable life skills though im lazy and with hustle id be making at least 40k a year

>

you're gonna be my friend instead you fucking faggot

i love people of Yea Forums.
-“i’ll be your friend!!!”
-silence forever

You're still alive?

Shit dude,

mummification didn’t work. that’s a 2 person job. if i had another person to help, i probably wouldn’t be killing mysef

neck yourself?

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dond k*ll urslelf pls
life is happy n nice! if u dond try u wont find dat happe n niceness
i wuz rly depress'd tto but den i watch'd doremi n [s4s] n dey taught me wut id ment tto smiel n b happye... ids nod normlel tto b depress lole da tiem id shudn't b! beign happe isnt a joek ids real, morty! happe is REAL!!1

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YOURE WRONG
I VOLUNTEERED TO B HIS FRIEND AND IM STILL HERE

u shoudent kys but if u have 2 then i highly recommend drug addiction or obesity

it's a slow suicide but also a pretty enjoyable one (so long as you're broken enough not to have any other values or aspirations left in your soul that is, otherwise you'll just be full of regret), and who knows, if you subject yourself to enough physical pleasure you might even start to feel a will to live again even if it's only to binge

TRIPS!!!!1 WOOH!
DOND DDO DAT!!! GIBING UP DOESND FEEL GOODE!!!1

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its tru. if u have any will to live still left in you're heart then u absolutely must not give up. but if you've already completely given up then at least going out like that is quite a step up from something boring and abrupt like poisoning or shooting yourself

> i'm tired as fuck
just take a nap lol

after i take this tab, maybe

>be me
>lock self in a room
>avoid contact to others at any cost
>become depressed
>sad.jpg
>my mfw when no one is kicking my door in and force me to become their friend
- dumdum frog

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