Hi anons

Let's write a story line by line

>be me

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>be 16

>start cumming

>no gf

>don't know who quoting

>Accepting my fate was easy compared to being someone women would like to date

>a coconut gun

>mfw mom walks in

>she starts yodeling

>Tfw cumrag disappears

Let me help you out, dingus, lol it's not that hard to figure out!!
>be 16
Quoting a sixteen year old
>start cumming
quoting the same sixteen year old
>no gf
same guy
>don't know who quoting
This was said by an s4s user
>Accepting my fate was easy compared to being someone women would like to date
I'm pretty sure this is from a Tony Braxton song
>a coconut gun
This guy is quoting Plato
>mfw mom walks in
this is the same sixteen year old from earlier
>she starts yodeling
No one ever actually said this, this quote doesn't exist
>Tfw cumrag disappears
Same sixteen year old from before
>i discover the cumrag has teleported into her mouth because she was yodeling so hard
This is like a random Phillipino stepping into the room and yelling something incoherent and then leaving
>dafug.jpg
Same sixteen year old from before>it was at that moment that my mom and myself and the cumrag all simultaneously noticed yuji sakai's ebin dubs
Just more made up bullshit
>notices that it was all a dream
Said by Vishnu
>wake up and discover that actually i am my're mome
nobody ever said this

hth