It's almost time for the Asian Gorl thread...
Pass the chips! I want some too... today's thread is sad... uwu
Your fortune: Outlook good
It's almost time for the Asian Gorl thread
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Michael Myers
2019 and asian gorl looks like this
Grayson Carter
woah!
She's not wearing that seatbelt very politely...
Maybe I can drive Asian Gorl to the bookstore, we can talk about ancient Cretan Hieroglyphics and old Norse poetry... (we're super smart...)
Oh look! It's the statue of David by Michelangelo! And over there! The number Q! Oh! The Aurora Borealis is on television live... (why do they show this on television...?) Asian Gorl did you know the polar ice caps are melting causing the planet to heat up? Everyone everywhere is getting warmer! That's why people want frost penises... frosty sex! People want to date snowmen! To cool down their genitals. It's all very intellectual.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Jordan Price
seatbelts are dangerous
Luis Evans
Are they really...? I saw one statistic that people die all the time, even while wearing seatbelts.. is it true? I never studied the metadata, it might be true. Bam, crash, woosh! Out flies Asian Gorl! Through the windshield! She's so bloody! Asian Gorl! Get up! Speak to me, my baby! My baby! Dead! Why!! Why G*d, why!? I love her so much! She shouldn't die like this... not my baby! No! I can't accept this reality! I refuse to accept this reality! It isn't real! I reject this reality!! No G*d that is good could allow this to happen! Satan has a new child today! Reeeee!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Lucas Butler
you just did again
Dylan King
Did what? Make a thread?
I've been trying to sort out my sadness but I can't do anything like this... do you have recommendations?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Benjamin Kelly
thanks for all your hard work
Brody Harris
Okay dean! Don't forget to say hi to Mr. Jerome for me! I'll see you soon! And stop assigning me so much goddang detention!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
James Wilson
are you threatening me?
Isaac Ramirez
If I were, it'd only be a non-sexual threat.
Who wants to date Alternate Asian Gorl anyway... I just want the true Asian Gorl! Her skin is so soft... and she smells so nice... She is the obdurate princess... the Hephaestus to my anvil! I love her so... nothing can part Asian Gorl and I! Not even time!
(posted the wrong song-y)
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Brandon Young
Isaiah Anderson
>77
did you just insinuate against me?
Aiden Reyes
Can i please get the source on these asian gorl images
Tyler Davis
Oh my G*d is he okay!? I hope he's not dead... not dead like Asian Gorl... Why is everyone dying!? (how does he have time to say "No...?") Everyone just stop dying okay! Stop passing away!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Owen Gonzalez
user usually posts the same six images over and over... I like to make edits of Cheese in the Trap! It's a webtoon... pretty funny too! It's about a college girl and her transitional life into adulthood!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Nathan Parker
Nah that's an X-Man, they don't die easily.
Luis Perez
Why did you scare me like that then...
You just like toying with people's feelings and blaming them for having emotions in the first place, don't you? You're sick... not a nice person.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Liam Thomas
Not my intention, i thought the fact that he was still speaking was enough.
Luis Bennett
It's fine... your abstraction says it all. I can see things for what they are...
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Nathan Price
Never mind he died.
Mason Morris
Thanks! The art really is gorgeous, both simple enough to be a breeze to read and detailed enough to remain visually pleasing. Still, i cant get over the fact that the things i care about the least I usually end up enjoying the most visually, why can't it have both an interesting plotline and good art?
Christian Jones
Deadpool noooo!
You committed a sin there... you can't be visually intrigued and personally apathetic... you belie your own emotions.. seuss is a religious man... he knows a sin when he sees it... yus, yus, yus...
I don't like colors too much in my comic books, I like a similar palette for the whole thing, as a consequence I really like Alex Ross comic books like Kingdom Come and a lot of Y The Last Man stuff... I think it's visually pleasing and intelligently designed, at least in color.
Though I see what you mean! It's sometimes hard to find a story with a decent visual style to match... I like making the Cheese in the Trap edits with tons of color because they're funny. It looks clownish! But I like other stuff, to be precise...
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Jason Miller
Asian Gorl and I are going to the book store! Yes, yes, yes! I am so happy now... I finally have a friend! Someone who cares about me... who cares about seuss! She wants to talk to me, walk with me! Share ideas! This is a pretty nice feeling Sentret! Yes! Good feeling... being in love! Love-o... Lubby-dubby! (Or is it lovey-dovey?) I wonder what books she will buy... will she buy any at all!? I bet she just likes to browse while looking for hot guys to talk to! Does that mean... yes probably... I am a hot dude... furufuru! I read the signals all wrong! I should have came to the book store in a chad outfit! I'm wearing a peacoat for G*d sakes! Oh, no, no, no, no! This is all wrong!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Isaac Mitchell
Asian Gorl...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Andrew Diaz
Grayson Reyes
And so... seuss sacrifices himself in the name of Asian Gorl! All his humility, identity and character, laid at her feet! There isn't anything he wouldn't give up for her! If only she would value his gift!
I love you Asian Gorl... It's just that simple! Easy, peasy, Japanesey!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Luis Sullivan
seuss is part of a dark mystery... involving the death of Asian Gorl! The spotlight engulfs him... desiccates him! In the middle of the old Baker's house, seuss is the sole survivor! What happened to Asian Gorl, and how did seuss come to be at the center of the crime? Listening to seuss' audio logs, he rambles about some zombies... and a creature called the Molded... though there is little evidence. seuss might go to jail for a long time, unless he can figure out how to explain the death of Asian Gorl! Is she really dead? Or might she be one of those zombies...? seuss works his wits in the derelict Baker's estate to find answers!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Jason Edwards
Uh oh... Asian Gorl thread not doing so hot...
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Chase Kelly
is it because its winter?
Levi Garcia
It's probably because I'm black...
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Thomas Gray
yeah
Jackson Barnes
Leo Murphy
you'll be alright!
Jose Reyes
Nice dubs and thank you!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Sebastian Anderson
A new day!
A new Asian Gorl thread? Wrong! The same Asian Gorl thread... seuss continues the campaign... (the cam-pag-en..)
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Colton Scott
nice dubs
nice trips
Nathan Jackson
Thank you for checking!!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger