Hey user, I’m pinning you tonight after a low blow. Sound good?

>Hey user, I’m pinning you tonight after a low blow. Sound good?

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No, I'm pinning you after a low blow, at least I'll get some heat off that.

lol try it and we'll see what happens

>Throw in a free dvd and you got yourself a deal.

Only if you do the shirt over head spot first

It's okay bro, I'm winning the G1 this year

Sounds good bro. Guess that means I'm a main eventer then?

If WWE sacrificed their main draws to a dancing comedy character, you would never hear the end of it. The bias for New Japan is fucking ridiculous.

You have now been put on gedo's shitlist and will get the davy boy jr. treatment

It's a tournament, someone has to eat a pin to keep the drama up

Getting paid for doing sweet fuck all sounds good to me.

Cry harder

I will just go to WWE the actually biggest company

Ok but Im dilating

G1 should have a knock out phase after the round robin like the World Cup. Booking fluke loses just to keep people alive in the second half of the block matches gets so transparent.

Not even WWE wants the likes of DBS Jr.

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Have you tried watching NJPW and not view it from an us vs. Them mentality? I watch wwe and njpw. NJPW shouldnt be compared to WWE and vice versa.

Yano is legit mate, he'd kill any of us and most of the njpw roster in a shoot

Ok but first Ive got get my choppas in

Based and actually this. All jokes and memes aside he's a jabroni 0-1 in MMA but he's pretty legit and MMMMmmmmmm ya don't wanna mess with him

>Have you tried watching NJPW and not view it from an us vs. Them mentality? I watch wwe and njpw. NJPW shouldnt be compared to WWE and vice versa.

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WWE's only draw is R-Truth, a dancing comedy character.

The Rock lost to Hurricane though.

>using rage comics
Go back

they weren't wrong

He lost to him with shenanigans from Austin. He didn't pin him clean in a fucking tournament.

A guy like R Truth getting pins on guys like Seth and Baron Corbin would be based.

Yano wins purely by bullshit, too.

Yano didn't beat anybody clean.

Have you ever seen a Yano match?

Yano's main finisher is a low blow folled up by a cheeky roll up

>yano
>clean pin
You a funny mother fucker