Ask a former ring rat anything

I'm a former ring rat, AMA

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what diva has the most robust braps?

Kara boga or BBC?

How big and how black is the strap on Nash gave you to plow him with?

Kevin Nash and 92

i'm not too familiar with the younger divas but natty didnt get that gimmick by chance
both

does Stephanie McMahon fuck her dog while Triple H is away?

never did it with nash but i doubt he'd have me use a strap on

i dont know but isnt women doing that quite common? about everyone I know has at least tried it

>isnt women doing that quite common? about everyone I know has at least tried it
no you and your friends need some fucking help

it wasnt a rape

You said former so is it safe to assume that pic related went over you?

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it's 2019, if both want it there is nothing wrong with it

not really, i just wanted to do something else and encounters with certain superstars were too much for me to handle

>ITT: Neckbeard autist larps as a slut on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum

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>while triple H is away
Triple H preps the dog for steph.

Gonna need to see some proof

seething
all i can do is tell stories, it's not like i took pictures of the guys i slept with

No birdbrain we want proof that you didn't job to the wall that every woman hits at about 25

is it true that lexi is pure and not for sexuals?

nope, but at least she stays committed to her boyfriend, though her relationships never last too long

your first reply informs us you're just a LARPer. women don't know how to communicate on chans or use proper verbiage.

>women don't know how to communicate on chans or use proper verbiage.
delusional

Bare breast or begone

to be honest it was the undertaker who went over
as one would expect the locker room is full of weird guys, massive egos and of course, huge dicks
the undertaker had one big dick, that's for sure, but it was his weird manners that made me want to quit - he was the type of guy who would cry during sex, he wanted to dip his bottle of 'daniels in my asshole before drinking and made those weird facial impressions he does in the ring while i sucked him off
weirdest thing was how sensitive he was about the size of his penis - he constantly asked me what i think about it, said stuff like "admit it, it's not big enough for you" (it really, really was) and wanted to compare it to mine
comparing dicks with him was too much for me and eventually i had to drop out

So you're a guy or trap? He wanted to compare dick sizes with you?

a guy, not a trao

So you've slept with carder?

I'll bite, how many male wrestlers have you been with, and how many of them were still really struggling in the closet? Did any of them get really bad post nut shame? And any diva stories?

around 20, it's not like they feel like they struggle in the closet though but a way of showing dominance, I'd guess gay sex in prisons is something similar
apparently in the current year there are lots of bisexuals in the locker room, or at least those who are not sure about themselves and want to try it out with a male

This is such a weird thing to larp about

>Says the fag LARP'ing as reddit

did Dwaynetty really have a small penis and is he secretly a fag?

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pic is accurate from what i hear, don't know if he is a homo
samoans don't have the best dick genes

Huh?

Worked

K

>compare it to mine
bases

Is the Rock in the closet?

Why is The Undertaker's hair so aesthetically pleasing, and what does he do to it to keep it so sexy-looking?

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> another homosex fanfic thread

>comparing dicks with him was too much for me and eventually i had to drop out

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pretty sure this is pasta

Mmmmmm

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Alexa bliss' new shirt is a little on the nose

tbf i googled ring rat and bliss was the first thing that popped up

based

Kek it’s true

How old were you when you realized ring rats were never a thing and were just made up by guys who were embarrassed of being travelling carnies to make themselves seem cooler?

>not knowing what a ring rat is
cringe

Mick Foley and Batista came up for me

This is what came up when I googled it kek

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>L-Lexi is pure and no-

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You google Bliss a lot
You google Becky a lot. That's how google works.

No it doesn’t faggot

Yes it does, your search history influences your results.

Not true. I don't give a shit about Divas and VPN on unused browser still pulls up the same results

Maybe it has to do with a google account, i get completely different results if I'm not logged in.

Not logged in, browser I never use, VPN enabled, the same bliss images come up

>jewgle trying to discredit a pure Christian white girl
figures

Based and Lexipilled

I get a bunch of Becky pics and a couple of James Mitchell and Kelly Kelly when I'm logged in for some reason.

I think different countries yield different results based on local searches

>The rumors were started on a gossip website called TheDirty.com, which is a website that allows people to anonymously submit “dirt” on other people.
>"I HAVE HEARD NASTY STORIES I REFUSE TO SHARE"
why refuse to share them if you are anonymous

i'm 100% sure i have googled paige way more than anyone else but bliss might be the second