Dad just walked in on me practicing my entrance poses with my theme song playing on my phone

Dad just walked in on me practicing my entrance poses with my theme song playing on my phone

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You got it hoss

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lol u bitch

Did you give him a super kick while slapping your thigh at least?

My dad's friend walked in on me lip syncing Murder Was Tha Case in the mirror when i was like 14

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I hope he played along and did ring announcing for you

My dad's friend walked in on me masturbating when i was 12 and proceeded to give me some pointers

Did you dump some water on your head? Gotta make that hair shine brother.

What's ur theme

There is a lot worse shit he could have walked in on. Leave the house or tell that boomer to knock first, you goof.

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When I was five mom said I would run around in my underwear and pretend I was macho man. Apparently I had the gestures and sentence pauses and tics good enough to cut a promo

Bases

Yup this pretty much this

I walk into Walmart with my theme playing on my phone and start high fiving old people. Get hype for that produce section.

Post your entrance

Care to extrapolate?

But did your entrance draw dimes?

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I listen john cena theme when fapping

You dumb bitch.

daddy always told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

Oh shit I'm sorry

>drawing so little dimes that you live with your dad
gain height

Sorry we arent all born with rich parents

take a shower, hit the weights, get a job

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Never ever never

I'm 30 and life with my family. Only reason they haven't kicked me out is because they think I'm going to kill them

Rate my entrance, frens:

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pretty based. good to see you getting some exercise.

is this the jannie?

>have 75k/year desk job
>live in parents basement
>pay no rent
>pay no internet
>eat their food
>my grand total of monthly expenses is a $30 cellphone bill

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honestly that's based

Based as fuck

THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

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>larping this hard

I don't care if it's real or not that's fucking based.

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HEY NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

Yeah I see that daddy gave you good advice