Dad just walked in on me practicing my entrance poses with my theme song playing on my phone
Dad just walked in on me practicing my entrance poses with my theme song playing on my phone
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You got it hoss
lol u bitch
Did you give him a super kick while slapping your thigh at least?
My dad's friend walked in on me lip syncing Murder Was Tha Case in the mirror when i was like 14
I hope he played along and did ring announcing for you
My dad's friend walked in on me masturbating when i was 12 and proceeded to give me some pointers
Did you dump some water on your head? Gotta make that hair shine brother.
What's ur theme
There is a lot worse shit he could have walked in on. Leave the house or tell that boomer to knock first, you goof.
When I was five mom said I would run around in my underwear and pretend I was macho man. Apparently I had the gestures and sentence pauses and tics good enough to cut a promo
Bases
Yup this pretty much this
I walk into Walmart with my theme playing on my phone and start high fiving old people. Get hype for that produce section.
Post your entrance
Care to extrapolate?
But did your entrance draw dimes?
I listen john cena theme when fapping
You dumb bitch.
daddy always told us not to be ashamed of our dicks
Oh shit I'm sorry
>drawing so little dimes that you live with your dad
gain height
Sorry we arent all born with rich parents
take a shower, hit the weights, get a job
Never ever never
I'm 30 and life with my family. Only reason they haven't kicked me out is because they think I'm going to kill them
Rate my entrance, frens:
pretty based. good to see you getting some exercise.
is this the jannie?
>have 75k/year desk job
>live in parents basement
>pay no rent
>pay no internet
>eat their food
>my grand total of monthly expenses is a $30 cellphone bill
honestly that's based
Based as fuck
THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>larping this hard
I don't care if it's real or not that's fucking based.
HEY NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
Yeah I see that daddy gave you good advice