First Ever WWE Doesn't Care About AEW Thread

>Vince states new policy going forward is to sign every independent wrestler to keep AEW from getting them....instead of trying to improve his own product
>Has bitch cuckold Paul make a remark about a pissant company on one of the biggest WWE events of the year
>So scared of wrestlers leaving for AEW that they are using every legal loophole possible to keep guys from leaving
>Offering lifetime contracts to talents just to keep them from fleeing
>Got so worked into a shoot by Moxley that Vince checked into a mental facility for 3 days
>So scared that he took NXT (which he didn't care about) and plans making it as shitty as Raw just to compete with AEW.
>Khan saving tons of money living in Vinces head rent free

More to be added in the coming months

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dilate

go back to /wooo/ e drone

Post the njpw
It's truly epic

dilate. this is a WWE board

lol, e shit is for reddit and /wooo/. you gotta go back

Cringe
Have sex

>Signs Steve Corino away from color commentator position in NJ to be trainer (lol)
>Signs mauro ranallo who they bully and dont understand even though he's highly respected commentator
>Offers JR to do a PPV thinking he will stop doing NJ shows
>Signs AJ
>Tries to do generic "The Club" because can't come up with original ideas and too cheap to pay for the "Bullet" part
>Signs Nakamura
>Signs Gallows and Anderson who they don't even use outside of first month
>Books tours in Japan
>Fail hard at low balling Young Bucks
>Fail hard at trying to sign Omega
>Gets worked into a shoot because Bucks won't sign and have Mark Henry do a skit on them
>Get even more worked that threaten to sue them for using thumb to touch middle and ring finger (holy fucking kek)
>Fail hard at trying to lure Okada away (even with taking him backstage to gorilla position and giving him a kings treatment)
>Gets panties in a bunch over Okada/Omega match that they rewrite plans up to wrestlemania
>Gets so mad at Jericho for a show he's doing them that Haitch makes an appearance on the indy scene
>Indy show in England on the same night that New Japan was doing a show there
>A week after Kenny and Okada finished with a tie in June, WWE ended with a main event tie in Sheamus/Cesaro v Hardys.
>Seff Rollins debuting a Rainmaker setup XX knee on Raw not even a month after Wrestle Kingdom 11
>tfw NewJaChad stumped their ass by signing a TV Deal with a popular channel in India
>WWE pussies out and made the india event 1 night only
>Firing Jimmy Jacobs cause he posed with the Bucks
>Tried to sign Kota Ibushi 4 times
>Holds a tournament around Kota Ibushi who turns down a WWE contract & cruiserweight championship.
>Sets up PPV event in Australia after New Japan does.
>Creates Nu Bullet Club same week as Wrestle Kingdom
>Shawn Michaels appear at a San Antonio house show because Bullet Club were at a San Antonio RoH show the same night.
>Braun steals EVIL's chair spot.

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>Jericho has his best match in 20 years in a New Japan ring
>WWE wrestlers commenting on twitter how great New Japan is
>E-drones seething at those wrestlers
>Buried Tye Dillinger for saying Wrestle Kingdom was a great show.
>Spends a week seething and uploading videos of Rey Mysterio getting beat in matches because he signed with NJPW
>So scared that Daniel Bryan was going to New Japan that they took him off their fake concussion protocol list.
>So scared of Neville going to NJPW they pay him to set at home and do nothing till his contract runs out
>Puts up old video of Kenny Omega trying to try to get rub from Kenny winning IWGP championship.
>Mysterio signs up to do a few show with NJPW. Only to have Vince offer him a 3 year contract despite not talking to him for year.
>Starts mentioning Kenny Omega publicly in tweets without mentioning New Japan; in what can only be seen as publicly begging Kenny to sign.
>Threatens to sue MSG for letting ROH/NJPW do a show there. (fucking kek)
>Offers Matt Riddle right after New Japan shows interest
>Changes future strategy to sign anyone on the indies that could go to New Japan
>Tries to lure Juice Robinson away after not using him before
>Delays booking of Summerslam until they see how G1 finals play out
>Tries to start a SJW attack of Dave Meltzer for covering the NJPW
>After the success of All In, WWE immediately brings in HBK and Undertaker to Raw.
>WWE gets turned down by Naito
>Jericho's cruise does so well that vince is literally boiling at Chris
>WWE offers 2 other NJPW wrestlers
>Jim Ross is blocked from doing WK 13 LOL
>WWE offered one of the biggest contracts in history to Kenny Omega solely to sink New Japan
>Day of WK Yea Forums E virgins start reporting and New Japan threads only to be ignored by pedo mod

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Why does Naitetty have such a punchable face?

Based
You're doing God's work user

Thanks. Theres not been as much this year as the focus for Vince has turned to AEW. It's honestly hilarious how insecure and pathetic he is.

The already signed every indie talent 30 years before Omega debuted.
As you can see looking at AEW roster, where everybody is an ex-WWE

>naitofags are trannies
Explains everything

What's funny is that it's not even fake like the taker pasta or Kevin Nash posts.

dilate

seething tranny

>Got so worked into a shoot by Moxley that Vince checked into a mental facility for 3 days
wut

they know how shitty their product is so they are scrambling to pull out all the stops before their viewers see what a semi-competent wrestling show looks like

full of flippy vanilla midgets and literal trannies?
Are you high?

to be honest, most of their fan base will die off in another 10 years. thats why most of the ads on Raw are metamucil

Full of people, too.
That's not something you're used to seeing, though. Right, E-drone?

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OH NO NO NO NO

fuck tarps, when you have curtains for a PAY-PER-VIEW you know it's bad

>posting a picture from 2 hours before belltime

dude there's a giant fucking curtain segmenting half the arena, blocking off airflow in high heat
even if that other half got filed it was still pathetic

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Yeah, they got rid of the curtains halfway through the show because the people who bought tickets showed up- Oh wait

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Meanwhile, what's this?
Look at all those people.

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You go to a WWE show and it look like this. Guess it's not all bad if you like personal space and shit wrestling.

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>Vince make Baron Corbin the official speaker of WWE where he comes out and says the fans are not appreciative and too dumb to understand WWE
>Vince comes out later after this and say they heard the demand of the fans and will change the product (coincidentally around the time of the AEW hype). This lasts about a week or two before they regurgitate the same shit.
>Blocks The Revival from leaving
>Give The Revival everything they want to keep them
>Give Gallows and Anderson way more money and a huge push to keep them from leaving
>Block EC3 from leaving to the point he purposely comes out not trying
>Block Dolph Ziggler from leaving after promising he could
>Keep Lars Sullivan despite media pressure to fire him and injuries
>Block Luke Harper from leaving
>Sign Mike and Marie Kanellis to an overpriced contract to keep them from leaving.
>Block Sasha from leaving

Bases