Where y’all sitting?

The bar because everyone gets along with sheamus and cesaro backstage

All tables are fucking lame, I'll eat in a bathroom stall

>no raw announce team table
YIKES!

Glad to see a fellow riottchad on this subreddit

Man imagine how awkward the shield table would be

>no kabuki's
turn 360 and walk away

going to beta orbit cross thank you very much.

You'd end up in the same direction retard

Worked by the oldest trick in the book

I was already facing the other way retard.

literally me

Truth for the humor. Or the MMA hoes bc I feel they’d be a lot of fun, just hangin with the guys.

do you walk backwords into the cafeteria? no wonder you got bullied in high school

Worked by 2nd oldest trick :)

>Truth/Mella
crazy hijinks with 24/7 title, which you would be the 36-time champion of rivaling Truth's 190-time championship run
>UE
frat house that has connections to the boss
>4 MMA horsewomen
they all bully you into excising because one of them has a crush on you
>Riot squad
they all split up and go to different schools
>Sheamus/Cesaro
you are the third wheel of the 2 best friends
>Bliss/Nikki
You are the missing link between the preppy bliss and the goth nikki
>Usos
High school sports starts that lost their scholarship right before graduation
>Sheild
you come in right after the one keeping the group together leaves for private school. Their other two's friendship is deteriorating before your eyes
>4 horsewomen
All are good friends but fiercely competitive with each other to the point where it seems like the hate each other.
>New Day
unless you become a part of the new day, you will always be that loser that sits with the new day

oh no i just realized i'm enrolled at the retard school

this meme sucks btw

under lexis table having her step on my food so I can lick it off the bottom of her bootd

Probably with the NXT geeks. Goddamnit

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>Doesn't know how to moonwalk
What a simp

Rather eat in the bathroom or computer room than sit with any of those simps. Get me the Cena-chad table.

I’m fucking standing

without question

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none of the above

id be porking nia jax behind the bleachers

Under the bleachers smoking a roach with rvd fuck the caf.

I go get weed off Truth (the Usos also sell weed but it's not as good and overpriced). Then I go pinch a few buds and resell at a huge markup to Seth who is trying to pretend to be cool. Then I shoot the ding-dong place up with punished Ambrose after blazing with him, he is wearing a gas mask as we enter the cafeteria.

>ding-dong diddly
made a typ

>typing out the filter
Are you by chance an aew fan?

>excising
did you make a typo or are you an english major?

Riot Squad or Cesaro and Sheamus

id want to sit with new day but since they are black they will eat with their mouths open and annoy me. cesaro and sheamus it is

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Bar or Usos

"pork" is the operative word there

Who?

With The Bar. They're probably the only ones I have anything in common with.

probably new day, i'll be their token white boy

with Piss so I can bully her about her eating disorders til she kills herself

chad table aka undisputed era

>manlets
>being chads

They'd be the Eliot Rodgers of the school

Going home for lunch. Fuck that

Riott Squad
La Peste Negra

i din-dong diddy am

Why yes, how did you notice?

Imagine liv sucking your cock while sarah gobbles your balls while ruby licks and fingers your anus

UE cause they all look like a bunch of players