WWE is now rating their own matches and pushing the star ratings they give their performers

Based Meltz rent free in every E drones head, even the ones that work there

He's going to be their new Ziggler

surely this can't be real r-right E-chads?

Why do e-drones have such low standards

yeah because being the social media intern at WWE means you worked in the business

Meltzer btfo and made redundant

they’re like a battered wife who is loyal to their husband

BASED 5 STAR GENERAL BUDDY

werked.

Based WWE

and it means just as much as Meltzer's and smarks will spend all day trying to debate one another online about the validity of it LMAO

>Dave invented stars
>Dave is the only man allowed to rate bouts

Who the fuck rates their own matches tho, its just seems retarded

Did Dave just went over WWE?

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>WTF YOU CAN’T USE STARS! THAT’S ONLY FOR DAVE!

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That's smark catering dude WWE knows they cream over stars and le meltz

>Big Money Meltz is such a draw that WWmeme steal his gimmick in a desperate attempt to get over

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They are making fun of Meltzer and literally every person who uses stars as measure of good matches.

They have been pushing star ratings for years in their games though

that's cringey but based because a random intern triggered the fuck out of meltzer cultists

>* * * * *
>@WWERomanReigns

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Based how can whojapan and All Tranny rasslin' compete
Sports entertainment 4 lyfe

not me

Fucking kek. I want to ironically cheer them on but it's just fucking pathetic

i thought it was good fight but nothing compared to the g1

Seriously dude, have sex.

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BBD carrying lexi’s leftovers to a five-star match

WWE owns wrestling and sets the standard

pretty cringe but i hope they keep it up. it'll be interesting to see how many more five star matches roman gets than anyone else and the like.

Except the post is about Murphy not Reigns and this is the start of them, in their minds, using him to make Omega redundant.

Can't wait for all the e-drones on twitter to start giving 5 stars at every WWE match

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>yfw they hire ibushi to be buddys boypussi

Imagine if film directors just started giving their own movies perfect ratings. Fucking embarrassing. Zero self awareness.

Lel this

Its like some movie dircetor rented his film 10/10.

or is it like Roger Goodell congratulating some NFL players for having an excellent game?

Imagine caring one single iota about star ratings for fake fighting matches.

Uwe Boll would probably do that

>A 3 and a half match is a 5* according to e-drones
They must think that a NJPW match is 100 stars when they see one.

E-chads wouldn't watch whojapan

>NuJapanlets talking about match quality when all it is now is a shittier Kings Road

All Japanetty still seething

>WWE owns wrestling
simp

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>WWE awarding themselves because no one else will
KWAB

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>WWE awarding themselves
>this is new

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They are using the Meltzer system

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>getting unironically worked by a twitter account

based

They still do the slammys?

E-drones are so fucking stupid they'll accept any fake gimmick infringers.

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The amount of seethe ITT from them just using star emojis is crazy. Based random intern working the meltzdronez into an absolutely simmering boil

Unironically correct

Rating fake fights is the most cringe thing to do.

who raped you?

this but unironically

Dave didn't invent star ratings, its a common review system you mongoloid and Meltzer doesn't rate HIS OWN matches, WWE is fucking retarded.

cornette invented the system meltzer uses

How has Dave worked in the business?
I know he works in his computer chair talking about wrestling, but that's what we do soooooooooo.....

worked

A WWE Social Media intern is on the books as working for WWE. Technically speaking yes that's "in the business".
Dave just talks about wrestling.
Based internchad ding-dong diddly go over

sup Dave.

This gif is creepy, what's wrong with him?

and Hollywood critics invented it before him you dingus, this isn't some revolutionary system exclusive to rasslin'
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