Thank god for bridge barriers

deadly premonition

you know there's an answer but i can't bother explaining it

not rightnow
neh

think about 100 year intervals

*fart*

dang ol fart man

hahE

aas

my thoughts exactly

if youve failed life every day brings more lole and there are always two options you either lole harder than yesterday or you do the not alive anymore and that way you know youve achieved maximum lole

I'm about to do something you'd be proud of

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so nobody loses really

like what

ohh you know
you just want to make me say it

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if you mean youre going to have a shower, yhzats good, but lets not do backflips about it just yet

youtube.com/watch?v=Ye9wHHBWUjM

sand eyes

cold legs

itchy bacc

real life grape dude
IM GONNA PLAY MINECRAFT TONIGHT

excuse me how u gon be a nazi if you cosplay as harry potter haha wT the hec

english "nazis" make me laugh

youtube.com/watch?v=94SGtTH3aFM

feel when you've bought minecraft maybe 5 different times for others and they still won't play

Why do I got to be Mr. Pink?

all nazis make me laugh but then i remember they have the right to vote
nibba i only bought it for myself this year

when you tame your first wolf, I want you to think of this moment~

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he has so many adult teeth now he obliterates three toys a day my god
sorry i cant feel in weeb

That's probably for the best

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aaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaa

sry this was meant for your post :)

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stop shitting up my thread

oh sh*t I'm sorry

sorry for what????

it gets bigger when I pull on it

why do boys do this

it doesntcount if you dont use a glass right

ugh back on the fucking wheel with you

so in tje morning i stood in front of a radiator wwith my hands clasped behind my back for 35 mins right
at some point a thought popped into my mind like hey this is great not only am i holdin g hands with someone i like but also i am touching a butt haha more thoughtsat ten

keep us informed pls

*cracc*
k so whats the dealio with airline food and by airline food i mean people who work for a living (im now going to use the frog slang word here cause cultural appropriation bad)
i mean i do realize i bitch too much way waayy too much and thats not something any sane being wants to listen to, but there is only one specific type of bitching that actually earns me somewhat dirty looks and that is whining about getting extra hours. to be clear its perfectly fine if you want paid extra hours cause you like your job or you have a family to support or a mortgage or you owe some serious dough to them shady dudes or idk you have an expensive hobby but i am not in any of these situations, my man
am i filthy rich? fug no. do i have things to save up for? definitely, and im doing it. but as long as i have a stable base income, if you make me choose between earning a couple more shekels and going home early, it will ALWAYS be go home for me. and what do i do when i get home? many things. or nothing. i could be really into watching paint dry for all you know, but the thing is, if it makes me happy, id rather spend my yo0uth (XD) doing just that. a new home/car/fucking floor/ what have you can wait. it really can. why is it so difficult to accept not everyone has exactly the same priorities? am i lazy? yes. do i do my job? also yes. do i want to work more? no, what are you even

should i eat something? cause i feel like i should but my fat ass begs to differ. evens eat, odds drink more and then idk probably also eat cause wat are restrictions

haha i see wat you did there its a given ill drink more hahaha xd

if youre garlic salt pls reply

today i spoke to not one but two people who dint kno who our prime minister was
because they "dont like politics" fuck my aaaaaaaaass

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CHECKING MY OWN CENTURY OLD TRIPS

tip top heh

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you know what i dont think i can wear long sleeved pyjamas on the trip to greece anyway

christmas 3's
good post i read it
another 3's
what's there to do in greece anyway

nise dublones idk i guess imma watch ruins but more mportantly i wont be cold for a change

ruins are cool i actually would really like to see greece tbh

Wow I wish I was intellectual enough to appreciate old broken buildings in a foreign country in theory

dubs nice i was p autistic bout some mythologies asa kid lole
i hope youll get to do that one day bub
omg i just made a idk it wasnt a hot dog actual bread was ivolved i dont know sex doest come close

lmao

wth weather delet ur account

mom pls