Yes, I am a women. No, I’m not posting proof

Yes, I am a women. No, I’m not posting proof.

I’m 25 and I’m an aspiring wrestler. I’m gonna try out for NXT the next time tryouts are open. I’m dead set on having a fart gimmick. Also I want my finisher to be a full nelson lock, but with my arms locked through the girls panties so it’s a wedgie as well as a full Nelson. Thoughts?

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Tits or gtfo

care to extrapolate?

Post your penis trap.

>fart gimmick
Shotzi is that you?

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>I am a women
How many are you?

Post brap webms

I think that no. I know that I am going to fund your career secretly. Paying off all booking in any company. To get you to NXT.
Where you'll finally have a match.
And on the night.
Your first big night.
I am going to rape you.
Ill be in the back seat.
You drive to a secluded area.
I shove the barrel of my revolver into your pussy and then I tear your asshole with my massive rapist cock.
I rape you brutally.
You will shit yourself.
You will not be able to sit.
You will have anal fissures.
You will suffer.
You'll shit yourself.
Your pussy will be permanently damaged because I will have cut your labia and clit off.
Ill force it up your asshole. Ill jam an exacto knife in you and create a fistula. Fill you up with water. You piss. It comes out your ass.
Then I fuck you until you cum from my barrel. Then i pull the trigger and fuck your corpse.

>woman wrestler
It doesnt matter what you do you will be an absolute shitter. And if you cant show your tits here you'll for sure never make it in any promotion let alone the mud tier carny shit shows that want women with fart gimmicks.

Jesus Cody relax

Are you an archaeologist?

Promo of the fucking decade

Cool sorry, bro
Post jaw

Tits timestamp or gtfo

Cool sorry :)

Is this a new Whitechapel song that I haven't heard yet? Post link please.

Nope. Sorry. My tits and butt are way to recognizable. Last thing I want is to have it bite me in the ass if I ever do make it
>Got a good amount of tattoos and my nipples are pierced
>Inb4 “dropped” or “trash”

I do however want my attire to be as revealing as possible. I know Vince is gonna love me. My Wedgie full Nelson is money tho. That I absolutely have to have.

>Is 250lbs

If your tits and ass are so recognizable there should be no problem showing them once more. They're only recognizable if they've been showcased before no? Cut the shit and post the dick Nyla.

Lmao

Let’s take a second to think about this
>I say what my gimmick and shtick is
>I show my titties and asshole
>A year from now I’m in NXT (best case scenario)
>Aspie Says “heeeyyyy, didn’t a girl post her titties and asshole and said she wanted Wrestle?”
>Everyone post two and two together
>Bye bye career
Not happening. Maybe if I fail at wrestling tho. I’ll be so despressed I’ll say “fuck it” and do porn

If Paige can take a facial with the NXT title and take some black dick and both of them be on television i don't think they're worried about your flapjacks. You'll be fine.

I look forward to your career in porn, even if you're disgusting I'll still fap just knowing how miserable you are.

Nobody will be able to identify you from the look of your asshole, all assholes look the same.

Post farts from her please

ITT: bored OP pretending to be a woman.

>Yes, I am a women

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Here’s a pic you fucks. No time stamp. And yes I am that short. Shoot 5’0

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Nice fb photo of the girl you stalk OP

Just post your bumhole so we can ejaculate and go about the rest of our days.

Seriously this. It's about to be 4am. I'm missing out on lucha underground on tubi while my whale of a girlfriend is snoring next to me and my phone is 4% and I'm too lazy to get up and get charger. I'm running out of time here

this you OP?
i saw you get shit on for talking negatively about trans women kek

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>married
Dropped

Based whitechapel chad

Why do you fags always fall for Larpers?
Also, HOLY CUTEOLI WHY AREN’T YOU REAL, PROBABLY JUST SOME RANDO BITCHES PROFILE PIC REEEEEEEEEEE

>that short
>married
Gabby go to bed pls

Expectations
Reality

Unless you're holding up a sign with Yea Forums or your post number, I don't care.

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I find the fact that she can't get her ring on past her second knuckle anymore far more concerning.

>an asslet with a fart gimmick
lol

>Yes, I am a women.

No you're not, Bob.

>tips fedora

>those hands
>a woman

Yea but you have a dick doe

Based and Brappilled. The fart gimmick will unironically put you over more than any other woman wrestler.

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Well, we'll know you when a fucking fart gimmick shows up in NXT ya pinhead

When this happens BrapChads will truly be over

The era of the pitbro will be upon us

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Hope you're prepared to be taken to wrestlers court by Nattie

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cum in me with your femcock

Ever fucked a bbc

I THINK THAT, NO, I KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO FUND YOUR CAREER SECRETLY.
WHAT?
PAYING OFF ALL BOOKING IN ANY COMPANY.
WHAT?
TO GET YOU TO NXT.
WHAT?
WHERE YOU'LL FINALLY HAVE A MATCH
WHAT?
AND ON THE NIGHT.
WHAT?
YOUR FIRST BIG NIGHT.
WHAT?
I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU.
WHAT?
ILL BE IN THE BACK SEAT.
WHAT?
YOU DRIVE TO A SECLUDED AREA.
WHAT?
I SHOVE THE BARREL OF MY REVOLVER INTO YOUR PUSSY
WHAT?
AND THEN I TEAR YOUR ASSHOLE WITH MY MASSIVE RAPIST COCK.
WHAT?
I RAPE YOU BRUTALLY.
WHAT?
YOU WILL SHIT YOURSELF.
WHAT?
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SIT.
WHAT?
YOU WILL HAVE ANAL FISSURES.
WHAT?
YOU WILL SUFFER.
WHAT?
YOU'LL SHIT YOURSELF.
WHAT?
YOUR PUSSY WILL BE PERMANENTLY DAMAGED BECAUSE I WILL HAVE CUT YOUR LABIA AND CLIT OFF.
WHAT?
ILL FORCE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE.
WHAT?
ILL JAM AN EXACTO KNIFE IN YOU AND CREATE A FISTULA.
WHAT?
FILL YOU UP WITH WATER.
WHAT?
YOU PISS.
WHAT?
IT COMES OUT YOUR ASS.
WHAT?
THEN I FUCK YOU UNTIL YOU CUM FROM MY BARREL.
WHAT?
THEN I PULL THE TRIGGER AND FUCK YOUR CORPSE.
WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!

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>corbinposter is a w*m*n

wtf I never said that?!

>muh career
Mansoor posted way worse things and nipples and assholes, and he’s getting pushed.

dropped and trash

based me getting worked into a shoot by me, yeah, that's gonna be a based from me

why the fart gimmick?