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Sorry I’d rather watch the Cowboys preseason game

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MMA is what I watch when my parents tell me that watching bareback homo assfucking is too gay

Khabib (pbuh) isnt on this card though.

>8 seconds in
>already an injury
Ebin.

Nate Diaz is a can. Literally never had the strap once.

BRAP

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dont watch with the wewtists
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BASED COLBY

Did I just see Yusef's dick?

based /cozy/ asp mma. just tuned in. got my sushi and ice tea ready

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Nice

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my bro told me the next fight is going to be wild. never heard of them tho but much excite

>a black who wants to work
b&rp

This nigger getting over on the mic after a solid KO he made a fan of me I like how his gimmick is that he's nigerian but he talks like Cleaveland from Family Guy fucking based

Man that shit is way better than wwe and also theres no tranny

and micheal cole is replaced by joe rogan

These guys remind me of how guys should look before bullshit PED testing

>Paulo "the racist" Costa
what

>knocking each other out
this is based already

This fight is fucking amazing bros FUCK USDA STEROIDS FOR EVERYONE

These guys just throwing finishers on each other

One thing about MMA I like is that there are way more face vs face, and heel vs heel matches

Based heel with the low blow in front of the ref.

This is now a no disqualification match.

BASED GASSED FIGHT

>Jon Jones runs in

Coasta is fucking gassed.Getting heemed soon.

>these guys are only one weight class above cm punk
could you fucking imagine punk thinking he had any career in ufc after seeing these tanks go

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Is it just me or does Romero look like he's hit with a little Bells Palsy on his right side?

Darby allin could probably take punk

He looks like he's about to die in the corner. Couldn't even get on the stool.

This is like watching two kaiju fight

i trained in muay thai for about a year. it wasn't until i had a legit spar for only 1, 3 min round realized how fucking exhausting it is.

His eye lid isn't working properly and the right side of his mouth isn't opening evenly.

at this point i would have to say costa? it's close af

FIGHT FOREVER

>Eyelid not working properly
Could be all those shots he took.

I'd say a draw. I think Romero stole that last round though.

>dana comes out and announces this is now a no dq match

RIGGED AS FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH HOW YOU FUCKS WATCH THIS FAKE SHIT AND THEN CLAIM ITS REALER THAN PRO WRESTLING ITS EQUALLY AS GAY

Good decision. I had Acosta ekeing out the win.

Round 1:Acosta
Round 2: Acosta
Round 3: Romero

This is worse than Elias quick counting Joe pinning KO

WHO IS THIS ANGRY MANLET MEAN MUGGING JOE WHAT THE FUCK HOMIE YOU PLAYING WITH FIRE

Agreed. First round could have gone either way though. I do think Romero stole that last round. Also thought Costa would have lost a point with the low blow.
>Heel went over
>Don't leave it up to the judges

DIAZ TIME

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How early does Diaz get cut? I say he blades on his way to the octagon

I feel so bad for Kevin Nash right now. Apparently Yoel was one of those men that fateful night in nineteen... ninety... two. He was stressed. And whenever he gets stressed he he gives a pounding to the "Nashole"and pays Kev a visit. It's going to be 1992 in 2019 tonight.

KWAB

Sage

Yeah I wouldn't have been upset if it was 29/28 to Romero, extremely close fight

When Diaz wins does he call out Conor out of "retirement?" Conor been training on old dudes at the bar.... He's ready to go!

if you scored that for romero then please just kys

im nervous boys diaz looks kinda SAWFT

Nate's brain got turned into sawdust by weed and Conor

He looks like he always does. I wouldn't be worried. I'm actually surprised he's the underdog

cope

here comes a boring 30-27 pettis win after he point fights and kicks diaz's shin for 3 rounds

As in Conor is living in his head rent free? Diaz won both those fights.
>Change my mind

Diaz is gonna choke him out.

not him, but you're right and ufc fast passed connor after and ditched diaz even when he was white hot

My nigga.

>not one slap or middle finger yet
THIS IS BULLSHIT

When did Diaz fuck up his left shoulder? Was that the reason he took a break?

Cuz Diaz wouldn't "play by the rules" they screwed him in that second fight. Conor goes on to win the belt. They Suspend diaz bro for weed. But Jon Jones can go full Lance Armstrong and they find other states for him to fight on. FOH.
>Yes I'm seething

ufc is more boring than an elias match

TRT Vitor
Horse meat Overeem
Sea Level Cain
Dark places GSP
3 year layoff motivated Nate

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Who /bigdicknate/ here?

based

PREACH
but we all lose not getting wild diaz antics. instead we got muslim v irish faction wars

You're right. He has no filter. He's based. And so is khabib. Conor doesn't want another shot at him neither.

>actually watching the tv while you shitpost
NOT EXPECTING THESE FEELS

WAR DIAZ 209 MUUHHFUCKAS!!!

YOU
STILL
GOT
IT

wow the so much bigger guy is toying with the much smaller guy wow so impressive wow

How was that not a stoppage?!

BOOOOOOOOOM

********3/4 MOTY

Diaz couldn't master the Asuka Lock

so did pettis give diaz an opportunity to stand, but he said no come at me here?

Based Nate Nature Boy Diaz blading even when he's winning by a wide margin.

30/27
Diaz

Pettis outclassed. Can Diaz get a fucking title shot now. JFC!

pettis literally cannot be subbed from his back
he reverses position 100% of the time in every fight

diaz pissed he couldn't end that shit. still based af

G1 BTFO!!! IM MAKING THE SWITCH TO D-1AZ NOW HOLY SHIT!!

Yes. Pettis was gassed. He got lucky on the non stoppage. He gladly went back to mat. He's lucky there wasn't another 30 secs. He was gonna get choked out

Romero got robbed

>Talking shit about Nate Diaz's skill
KWAB that was an asbsolute clinic in dirty boxing and in BJJ

>Quitting my own post
Who the FUCK thought Pettis won a round?!

>diaz beats connor
REMATCH REMATCH!!
>connor weasels a decision against diaz
CONNOR FOR CHAMP
this better be diaz's push

DIAZ vs WHORE HEY OOOOOOOOOWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Diaz is the braun strowman of UFC. They'll never pull the trigger.

FERGALISCIOUS

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BASED FUCKING POST

Trip dubs confirms

My kid sister would have a +130 line on punk.

Stipid Miocuck is getting 1992'd by Cormier.

Quads. Now post sisters tits or GTFO

What fucking fight were you watching? Round 2 was Yoel. I think even Costa was surprised he won

if he beats masvidal he's right there for the strap

synchtube.ru/r/sptube
Yo watch it here niggas

ufc promos are even more scripted than wwes

Anyone got the video of punk getting into a fight with a fan?

Prime Phil heems all these cans

Stiopic gonna heem DC I think bros, as much as I want DC to suplex and wrestlefuck him

You mean him calling for security? If only he could have done that in the UFC.
>You now remember cm punk elbowed a fan in the crowd and thought he could fight

>champ doesn't come out with the belt
what type of SHIT promotion is this??

It was close but Acosta did more and Yoel was still outstruck.

outlaw mudshow wrestling ruining the reputation of the business

Best face vs face matchup since Tanahashi vs. Ibushi

/ourguy/

Jon "The Juice" Jones getting his dick sucked by that manlet again. ffs.

Agree & disagree. He deserved a shot 3 years ago. Pettis was a top guy no? Now he's gonna beat another guy after he beat their Golden boy twice? He said he respects masvidal from what I could understand from his post fight drivel. So hopefully that fight happens before the end of the year.

It's a ladder match. You didn't see the belt hanging?

he has to pull up his shorts so you can't see what a fat fuck he is

Fuck a belt Nate is above that shit and that ship has sailed years ago for UFC to try promote him when he doesn't give a fuck about representing UFC. We all know what he is.

Is it just me or does Stipe look a lot smaller than he was in the first fight

based russo booking ufc

lol @ judging another dudes physique faggot

aew when

tom lawlor talked about this recently, they script and stage the fuck out of EVERYTHING on fight day

This is fighting not aesthetic comparisons faggot, I'd rather look like DC than Brad Pitt when going into a fucking fight.

Kek I'd unironically love to see a UFC ladder match

>brocks music hits

not him but judging guys bodies is an alpha trait, eugine
he does. way less muscular. eh not WAY less but chest sure is smaller

he;s the best fighter on earth, nobody is debating that lol fatties triggered itt

stipe is done, what is this?

HOLY BASED

BASED AA

If alpha you mean faggot trait you're totally right.

HIT HIM WITH THE EMERALD FLOSION

Remember when that faggot vince mcmahon said someone is going to die in the ufc. yet owen perished in his ring

You think DC is fat? He's probably more /fit/ than 90% of the people in that arena and watching at home. Every time he goes to the grocery store he can kill 100% of the people there with his bare hands, fuck outta here.

Based DC with the FU

think of the top 5 alpha men people think of
guarantee at least 3 are lean and muscular

Thats because morons think twinks are strong, same reason people think the bmi is accurate

Yeah. He's someone who keeps beating everyone they put in front of him. Didn't he say he didn't even wanna fight on this card? Wonder why. Hope he got a good payday. He deserves it.

I didn't see Judy bagwell on a forklift

Would you have to take apart the fencing to construct the ladder? Someone book this!

Are those fuck you colby chants?

he IS fat! are you retarded literally look at him.
he's still a top athlete on the planet and very fit it's a universal truth.
but you can't deny his power gut
you seem to be really bothered by this

EYEPOKE, THIS LONG-TERM STORYTELLING

Does Lesnar do another run in after this fight?

Stipe saved by the bell, was about to eat a Death Rider

DC needs to superkick him
high fligh flow off the wall
moonsault from ground
pin easy

>fakes getting eyepoke and it backfires

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> Less muscular
That's the first thing I noticed. I didn't notice what he weighed in at. It looks like he trimmed down. Interesting choice when you're giving up a bunch of weight.

he runs in round 5 and f5s both and leaves

It's not fat it's a protective layer of power skin to protect his intestines.

I think hogan did less eyepokes

post PED era, if you hold a lot of muscle you're likely to get gassed out quicker. could be strategic or just focused less on weight lifting lately

Stipe needs to do the Texas Tornado Punch and that'll put him away for the 1-2-3.

webm of the aa please?

Hopefully he doesn't leave before giving one to Dana JeWhite

think it's called a gimmick gut, son

Both these guys are gonna have CTE immediately after this.

Corms makes this look easy. He knows Stipe is shit and is just walking forward and punching him.

dc making us manlets proud

Yeah it looks like he went all cardio for this fight. I didn't think Stipe looked gassed until just after that 3rd rnd. DC looks more tired though. But I think he's (DC) still winning this fight rn

he's also a nigger though?

BAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DC looks so fat bros

i consider dc on team caucasian
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lol

to think that that's his last fight....

Nogger got knocked!!

>that fucking jig
what a dweeb

Good. Now Jon Jones doesn't have to embarrass him again

i wanted to see dc beat bork.
but i'd love to watch bork beat the fuck outta this mushmouth

So he can pop for roids again and go on another long vacation. Fuck off.

based or cringe?

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Not a Jones apologist by any means. But Jones is better than DC with or without the gas.

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK FATTIES

DC to smackdown confirmed?

of all the ways to design a belt it looks oddly like a wwe belt. blocky and stock

looks generic
old style of belts are better looking

Fact is he had two close fights with DC and one has popped for juice multiple times and the other has never even had rumors about it even circulate. I'm inclined to think DC is the true best over a roid using cokehead.

>DC gone
Barnett come on down the division is yours for the taking

Picture looks based but when. It's around a fighter's waist it looks terrible.

Based

bulbasaurs BTFO

the fat was suppose to protect him
THE FAT WAS SUPPOSE TO PROTECT HIM

>KO'd DC
>UNANIMOUS decision
>Close fights
Pick one.

niggereties btfo by slav master race. that was a sweet aa though

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Was hoping for an emerald flowsion. No wonder darkie got beat

>Stop the damn match!

>no struggle
MMA really is fake

Stipe a shitter that never drew a dime

Should've gone for the Black Mephisto

cringe, looks cheap as fuck and like a literal who mma belt. Pic related will always be the GOAT

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could La Mistica work in the UFC? instant tap out is OP as fuck.

Out of the way you dime-lacking shitters, real draw coming through.

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KWANDS

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What the actual fuck happend here, why didnt DC just not throw himself on the floor on his back

thought that was sign guy from the thumbnail

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lmfao