No more Kabuki Warriors

What are they gonna call 'em, The Gamer Girlz?

Shes a big fan of the bracks

kek based

kairi finally getting her main event title push against brock

Oh no no no, the little pirate walked out of WWE because they jobbed her out to Lexi.

KWAB

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Oh shit big daddy bitch finally figured out how to get a tripcode

I approve of the New Kabuki Warriors

Back on the winning track

It's over hojo bros they finally broke her

>the state of the pirate gook

You all people know that Kairi has a literal direct line with Kenny right? Like literally messaging each other everyday. And Vince is a retard but he has his spies throughout the locker room, so he knows Kairi has the most secured spot in the competition out of everyone. And Kairi might be autist but even she knows when enough is enough. So remember this, by Wrestlemania time, Kairi will have won another accolade, Rumble, QotR, Tag title, Women title, anything. Because if she's still a jobber after a pirate themed Wrestlemania, nothing will stop her from jumping ship to Kenny.

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>a tripcode

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I guess pirates don’t draw dimes

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YIKES

As it should have been. Admit it was a mistake and let Kairi go back to NXT and have her feud with Lo.

You know what match she wants

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Asuka is always anti with Stardom and she never click with their style. Ember is her good partner if they want put Asuka to tag team division. They wouldn't do silly pose like Kabuki Warriors

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She really doesn't look happy in that video

It's Ember’s home state and they didn't want to job her out to Bayley or Charlotte as usual, so she replaced Kairi to beat a heel team.

Why not replace Asuka?

Uh.. you mean Asuka. Asuka is the one who's good friends with Omega and Shida.

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Kairi is much closer now. Kenny himself said so.

You can just tell Kairi hates working there and wants to go back to Stardom.

Omega is such a fucking faggot

Oh, this makes sense, Ember was hyping going to her hometown

It would be ashame if Kairi couldn't keep up with workhorse Asuka again

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>asuka_excited_for_bwc.webm

Asuka has seniority and is the bigger name

>kairi gets fatigued during the euro tour killing the kabuki's push
>kairi gets injured and put on the shelf killing the kabuki's push

when is asuka gonna drop this weak link? kairi is supposed to be the younger fresher one. wwe is clearly punishing her by making her eat all the pins. she isn't gonna make it with these wolves.

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Their push was dead long before last night

>Gets to fuck Ibushi
>And Shida
>And Gllty
>And Asuka
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE IT ALL

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And this pretty sticc

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Asuka's run in the WWE is almost done. This tag run was the only way for her to salvage relevancy.

>ultimate rivals as tag partners
Based if done right. They should be booked as pepetually pissed off with each other. Not the bullshit occasional backstabbing we got from Sasha Banks to Bayley, but overt mutual aggression. They should tag in by slapping each other in the face (like Asuka/Kana used to do with Minoru Suzuki). Their dislike for each other should somehow be productively channeled into their match and directed at their opponents, who suffer very stiff offense and get obliterated.

This isn't anime

>Doesn't know wrestling is live-action anime

OMG THIS IS SO BASED
if it was done a year ago

KENTA's heel turn on Shibata is 100% anime

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lol look at that jobber face.

do you really think either company gives a shit about Kairi Sane? You've shot yourself into a work, c'mon man

The state of weebs. COPE.

yes it is

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We'll see about that

based but also cringe

kairi obviously loves working with lexi, look at their in-ring interactions. she should join lexi and necky on team smol.

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Considering she hates joshi because it's pussy gay shit and not real like her beloved Akira Maeda I'm guessing she hated every minute of being teamed with a "fake" wrestler like Kairi. Of course she's also a westaboo so she has no issue with gay fake American wrestling.

>Kairi
You mean Seiko

Here's what happened. The match was supposed to be a fatal 4 way : iiconics vs fire and desire vs kabuki warriors vs naomi and ember with ember getting the win in her hometown. But Naomi lost someone recently. Since the kw are the only face team left, ember had to replace kairi or asuka. Of course asuka is still a bigger star so kairi got cut from the match.

cope

Poor Kairi, she gets no respect I tells ya

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>getting worked by a decade old heel gimmick
oh no no no

cope what ? It makes sense. The others matches were Bayley vs Charlotte and Becky vs Lacey. And they didn't want Ember to lose in her hometown so it was the only logical booking.

Could have done Peyton, Billie and Mandy vs Asuka, Kairi and Ember and had Sonya at ringside cheating and shit.

Ember and Asuka should have been a tag team from the start. They are legit best friends girl. Vince just slapped the two Japanese girls together because of their race.

I called Bryan (Alvarez, not Danielson), he said she (Kairi) has a minor injury.

Going to this tonight. No mention of the japs.

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Hi Jim.

>Bryan Alvarez

>gimmick
She went out of her way while she was a babyface in NXT to say that her ringname wasn't from Lioness Asuka and that she hates joshi. It's not a gimmick.

Nice fanfiction

They were in Houston. She's from Dallas

Mark

Asuka doesn't hate joshi. She simply believes it limits itself and is doomed to forever be niche.

LET'S GO BARON