Listen to the podcast last year

>listen to the podcast last year
>IM NEVER COMING BACK
>MY INJURY IS NOT LIKE DANIEL BRYAN
>MUH SPINAL STENOSIS
>flash forward to Summerslam, do a spear spot
>listen to the podcast this week
>oh yeah, i feel like i can go anytime now
honestly he didn't look as JUST as he has for the last few years. should we expect a boomer nostalgia tag team of edge phoenix and based christian soon?

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Dude still looks mid 30’s and could probably wrestle a few matches. Give him a small title run, maybe the Universal title. It could make sense since he’s “the most decorated” and an “ultimate opportunist”.

Fued with Broken Matt Hardy (long term story telling)

Edge ripping promos on the manlets of today before going for his hug of a spear and seeing his spine disintegrate in slo-mo 5 times via a RAW replay. Im down

im sorry wwe universe but edge cannot wrestle anymore do to his spinal steno-

>YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
>ON THIS DAY
>I SEE CLEARLY
>MY NECK HAS COME TO LIFE

god i hope this faggot returns and breaks his neck and dies in the ring
s for spit on his grave and career

found the basement dweller edge and based christian always make fun of lol

He got a big money offer from Saudi Arabia. They're starting to ease everyone into the idea of him wrestling again.

He would come out to Beth's theme.

Maybe he has one more badass spear left in him. Maybe he has one more sharpshooter left in him.

>Edge is 45
WTF???

Almost like the body naturally heals itself and doctors are hacks

It would still have the "Who's the king of me" opening

>boomer nostalgia
This is the only thing they have that draws anymore.

he would just Misawa himself. maybe he's running out of money?

He was on the last season of Vikings, I think he's doing okay for money.

gtfo out of here with your larp shit zoomer

As someone who recently started watching WWE again after stopping around 2000 the biggest shock was the dweeb from The Brood ended up being massively over.

After Sting pulled almost the same schtick I'm starting to think spinal stenosis was just a meme

He literally sent a tweet out right after saying he was never coming back

worked

I would mark out if Edge and Christian had a tag match with the New Day and whipped their black asses back to NXT.

I along side probably everyone have no idea what the fuck that is.

Did ya not see how weak his spear was, and how much it was on his shoulder and not the neck? He's never wrestling again.

he looks like he's a meth addict and he looks his age for sure, him having long hair again don't mean shit

It isn’t just long, mark. It has color. He’s virile, he’s ready, and he’s coming to shit in your pussy.

BASED

ONE MORE MATCH

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I had no idea Damien Sandow was at the Saudi shows

that's jinder you racist

Is there a boomer dream match left for Edge? Guy faced Undertaker, Cena, Randy, Triple H already.

Goldberg. You know, cause Spears

Goldberg isn't doing anything but squashes if he even keeps wrestling.

AJ Styles

>has his return BTFO one day later by the GOAT return from injury

Who?

gillberg

>necrobump
ONE MORE RUN BROTHER

It wins them all over in the end

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>Who is the King of Me?
>*youtube.com/watch?v=oNJD-vfwv-A plays*
Kind of kino.