>NOOOOOOOOO MANLETS CAN'T BEAT MASTODANS ITS TOO UNREALISTIC
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NOOOOOOOOO MANLETS CAN'T BEAT MASTODANS ITS TOO UNREALISTIC
Lucas White
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Benjamin Russell
Saul booked David as a jobber but the little shit decided to go into business for himself
Michael Flores
One of the best guest commentary lines ever
>gorilla: you ever hear of david and goliath??
>yeah he hit him with a rock!
Jaxson Miller
Goliath should have refused to job. David is a no dimes manlet shitter, whereas Goliath drew the crowd behind him
Brody Wilson
They relied too much on the “Giantkiller” gimmick to get him over, completely forgetting about his anointment from Samuel and his relationship with Jonathan. Dumb booking that killed David in the eyes of the Judea Universe
Solomon was dimes incarnate
Benjamin Rivera
>be David
>suck God's dick
>get booked to go over the top monster heel
Samuel Morgan
>falling for Heyman's bullshit fake stories
You got worked, goy.
Logan Moore
quads confirm based and jesuitschoolpilled
Jeremiah Price
>davidetty had to resort to slingyshit because he couldn't pick GOATliath up for a bodyslam
KWAB
Jaxson Taylor
Davey only got the cheap victory after Goliath knocked out the ref
Jonathan Cook
You see Jesus, the fact of the matter is, that you took your gimmick to far. This sunday on that hill, it will be and you in a lumberjack match. The ring will be surrounded by the priests and people of Jerusalem! This is no ordinary lumberjack match. This is a looser leaves earth match.
Chase Torres
I didn't mind the giantslayer gimmick or the king gimmick, those were dimes, but can't say I enjoyed his heel turn regarding Bathsheba
Robert Murphy
Hunter Ramirez
Mfw i got banned a few weeks back for making this exact thread
Isaiah Sullivan
Heightfags are just closeted homosexuals anyway m8.
Cooper Diaz
Found the manlet.
Lucas Butler
Found the homosexual.
William Roberts
Found the wrestling fans.
Xavier Green
>be a vanilla manlet incel
>shoot shoot your rival in the match with a gun like benoit did to his family
>be cheered for it during the next 3000 years
Who booked this shit? The jews, isn't?
Benjamin Rogers
based
Jeremiah Sanders
Fucking a """"man"""" who has a height starting with 5 is the exact same as fucking a woman.
Elijah White
>slow melee mastodon with a one-use projectile weapon
>quick ranged unit with practically infinite ammo
yeah this was a fair match cause "muh underdog"
Gabriel Scott
This booking was wwe tier retarded. They worked Jesus to have a career ending injury and then he returns 3 days later as if nothing happened.
Noah Gonzalez
Based and Trap-pilled.
Cameron Price
*draws your dimes*
Dominic Jenkins
mmmm badass
Blake Thompson
They tried to bury Jesus, but he no sold it. Him and god went into business for themselves and later took over the whole Roman territory.
Mason Hall
YOU SEE GOD, IN THIS BUSINESS
Justin Miller
>Solomon was dimes incarnate
based Solomon not only drawing the house, but working demons into building him temples
Chase Perez
Don't worry pedomod will be here soon to make sure no one actually has fun on this god forsaken board
Dominic Hernandez
How did they do it? How did they manage to pull off a promo where both workers got immensely over?
Isaiah Walker
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL SLAVES ARE BOUGHT EQUAL. BUT YOU GIVE FIVE TALENTS TO ME AND ONLY ONE TALENT TO ANOTHER AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER GOY YOU GOT A FIFTY-FIFTY CHANCE OF PROFIT! BUT I AM A FINANCIAL FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A TWENTYFIVE PERCENT AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD ANOTHER SLAVE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF PROFIT DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE THREE WAY AT BANKER TABLE YOU GOT A POTENTIAL PROFIT OF ONE TALENT. BUT I, I GOT A POTENTIAL PROFIT OF FIVE TALENTS CAUSE THE OTHER SLAVE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO LAZY SLAVE, YOU TAKE YOUR ONE TALENT MINUS MY FIVE TALENTS AND YOU GOT MINUS FOUR TALENTS FOR THE MASTER . SENIOR GOY? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL WEEPING FOR YOU IN THE DARKNESS
Christopher Gomez
But David and Goliath isn't a story about a small person besting a big guy or brains > bawns.
It is a story about god helping a dude who has no chance of beating the other guy doing just that because of faith.
Sebastian Jones
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Was moses the best promo in the biz?
Ayden Moore
Also Jesus came from David’s lineage. Still David was a Manlet and should be made fun of
Angel Allen
>AND THEY SPELL WEEPING FOR YOU IN THE DARKNESS
kek 10/10
Nolan Sanchez
Was it a shoot?
Levi Rodriguez
who will be the rapist?
Noah Roberts
There is a reason why gun exists OP.
Carson Richardson
This
Landon Miller
This match was a work
Zachary Brooks
The dicksucker was actually Abraham, you protozoomer
Oliver Sanders
Fucking (you) is something a woman will never do
Aiden Jenkins
Ah yes, when the kike David used a banned weapon during this fight to win. Good job, you sneaky Jew!
Jeremiah Moore
Solomon drew so many dimes even demons bought his merch, man could fill a temple