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Vanilla midgets don't dr-

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Vegetta is 6'3, look it up.

What's that hairline called?

5 foot 4, 6 foot 3 if you include the hair

>jobbing in almost every fight
>stick to bullshit promos
>only memprable run was his majin run
>constantly breaks kayfabe by calling goku by his shoot name
>btfo'd by the androids of all people
This glorified yamcha only draws if Big Yen Goku is there with him

>Everyone has jobbed including Cukarot
>Best promo in the biz behind Frieza
>His run with Nappa was dimes and so was his build in the android saga beating 19 and Old fag
>Goku is a queer whose weaker than his son from the cell saga forward yet politics his way into the main event
>So was every other charecter including frail heart Goketty who got pinned clean by android Nia
Vegeta had two kino face turns, outshined every teammate he had and got the hotter wife

Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with cuckoldry?

The only draws are future trunks and chichi.
You can just see all the other geeks in the dragon quest series

>gets buried by Toriyama repeatedly
>still gets over with the fans
Based Badman working the obese mangaka

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cuckoldry is the ultimate work

Male pattern baldness

Literally animu Naietty

>Monster heel in the Saiyan Saga, only lost through interference shoulda went over
>Frieza Saga becomes an Anti-hero, uneazy alliance with the top face to take down the top heel at the time
>Takes a run at the strap in the Android Saga, drops the ball
>Drops the ball again in the Cell Saga, but has a kino tag team run with trunks which fleshes out his character and he improves in the ring
>the most over midcard face on the roster, lotta good will with the marks, drawing a respectable amount of yen
>Turns heel on the top face in the anime to a monster pop from the marks
>puts on a 6* match with Goku, puts him over
>blows the fuck out of his manager and says if he can't be the guy, neither can Buu
>callback to his tag team run with Trunks
>Buries Buu utterly in a 6* retirement match
Kino

Everything after it doesn't exist.

>super over with women and over with men too

Sounds about right

The Sasha.

>trunks
charisma blackhole that couldn't carry a single episode
>chichi
chichietty couldn't compare to 18, bulma or mega milkers videl

we need to turn the story of anime characters into wrestling careers more often

>charisma black hole
guy might be a prop baby, but he’s far from a charisma void
>Bulma and videl
>draws
Literal copy paste toriyama shitters that can be found if every single game he’s worked on

Big Dimes Goku carried the match retard

Naruto is Roman Reigns

>18
Ha, maybe if you said 21

>>trunks
>couldn’t carry an ep
Had his own side arc and movies

>Goku is weaker than his son
>Gohan jobs out to some rando
>Goku becomes and ascends God level strength
Cringe

>cries after getting BTFO by frieza
>cries because goku went super saiyan
>cries so hard he turns super saiyan out of pity
>tries to act hard in front of a 5 foot blonde girl, gets heemed into oblivion
>tries to reclaim some pride by acting hard in front of cell, gets mercilessly heemed again
>does literally nothing for a decade
>hears big zen goku is going back, works himself into a shoot
>goku pity fights him when he was capable of going super saiyan 3 and one shotting him
>vegeta tries to save face by blowing himself up
>comes back solely to cut a promo about what a jobber he is
the absolute fucking state of vegetards.

>btfo'd by the androids of all people

The real issue was that he put over a fucking woman.

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>Literal copy paste toriyama shitters that can be found if every single game he’s worked on
So every dbz character.

JUST

c'mon man don't do my boy naruto like that. Naruto Daniel Bryan and you know it. Sasuke's bitch ass is Roman because everyone started out neutral towards him, and then they started shoving him down our throats as he buried everyone that was semi interesting. He's such a cringe lord burring all my boys.

and for some reason he still gets the bitches man fuck that nigga Chad Uchiha

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