Introducing

nice trips chekem

youtu.be/_jl3iBbkwFM

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>888
face trips

Le mank

nah this is just pokemon fags overrunning s4s, it's been happening for a few days

actually it IS march 1st check your calendar. i swear people get dumber by the minute.

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

so listen the thing is, we all talked about it and we decided that you're no longer allowed in mank threads
sorry the 'cord has spoken

the 'cord does not hold any power over me.

you say that but you have already been following its whims for years now

sorry the 'cord has spoken

audio stream of current 'cord session
youtu.be/ncrrM4uKLFk

fuck windsor

*fucks a windsock*

youtube.com/watch?v=Qm6jQ0zqlaE

still haven't listened to this, maybe i'll get around to it next march 1st

The tyranny of evil men

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great idea, i'd post this thread there but it doesn't really qualify as a wallpaper

just put it on a white background with a common desktop resolution.

but then i'd have to make 5 variations of it to qualify as a legitimate thread
it's just
i need some time to process this

funny monky papes

funny monky songes
youtube.com/watch?v=Qm6jQ0zqlaE

funny monky wallpaper

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we march 1st now

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youtu.be/2X_oiW45h6I
monkey tuneage

youtube.com/watch?v=0D9HGM8fsWU

le green monch

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

mankers rise up

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when u fire this mank up
trust me
your lil fuckin nuts are gonna be quaking buddy

[fortune hidden="
ah, well, it was a joke, but i believe it was inspired by this incident: few weex ago i was dealing with a thing where i had to pick up the slack for brown-people incompetence & do their jobs for them, which meant waiting on hold for longer than ive ever been put on hold in my life, totaling 12 hours over 3 days, and the WAITING MUSIC STOPS after 2.5 hrs so you really gotta be on your toes. bullshit. such bullshit.... anyway so im hangen out with frens a few days after that ordeal, and one fren asks me about this BLACC BEAN sized scab on my knuckle, & i brushed it off, but then we're at this bar the next day jus me & him & he asks again, & so after some contemplation i decided to tell him that 'u dont know what 12 hours on hold does to a man', meaning i punched something out of anger, doing these dumb brown fucks' job for them, which i made clear to him. now he's a notoriously nice & cordial fellow so he wasn't like "oh pfff totally understand" he was more like "o wow didnt think of u as that kinda guy", & that lukewarm response annoyed me at the time cause not everyone's ned fuckin flanders status when they get pissed, some people punch shit. dumb easy going fuck ..but i love em. ...anyway so then we were hangen out ANOTHER day after that & before he leaves he goes "no more punchin shit, alrite?" & i didnt get to take him to task for that comment in the moment, but i DID the next time i saw him, & made him basically bow down & apologize for imposing his ned flanders cornball bullshit onto me, especially after confiding in him, cause his flippant attitude pissed me off. dont tell me not to punch shit bitch ill do it again bitch. he says he doesnt remember saying it which means he probably didnt mean it in the way i took it. so ... so yea. nothing was destroyed with the punch tho i may have punched a chair knowing it wouldnt break but i dont remember exactly what was punched."]
& scene
[/fortune]

The black/bean paradox

monke

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Soup of the monkey dubs

Monkey brain soup

I'm just not a very big Miley Cyrus fan

I like Party In The USA but that's about it

le gronke

Help me out folks, I need to communicate in non chocolate terms.

Have you tried oral sex?

ah, well, it was a joke, but i believe it was inspired by this incident: few weex ago i was dealing with a thing where i had to pick up the slack for brown-people incompetence & do their jobs for them, which meant waiting on hold for longer than ive ever been put on hold in my life, totaling 12 hours over 3 days, and the WAITING MUSIC STOPS after 2.5 hrs so you really gotta be on your toes. bullshit. such bullshit.... anyway so im hangen out with frens a few days after that ordeal, and one fren asks me about this BLACC BEAN sized scab on my knuckle, & i brushed it off, but then we're at this bar the next day jus me & him & he asks again, & so after some contemplation i decided to tell him that 'u dont know what 12 hours on hold does to a man', meaning i punched something out of anger, doing these dumb brown fucks' job for them, which i made clear to him. now he's a notoriously nice & cordial fellow so he wasn't like "oh pfff totally understand" he was more like "o wow didnt think of u as that kinda guy", & that lukewarm response annoyed me at the time cause not everyone's ned fuckin flanders status when they get pissed, some people punch shit. dumb easy going fuck ..but i love em. ...anyway so then we were hangen out ANOTHER day after that & before he leaves he goes "no more punchin shit, alrite?" & i didnt get to take him to task for that comment in the moment, but i DID the next time i saw him, & made him basically bow down & apologize for imposing his ned flanders cornball bullshit onto me, especially after confiding in him, cause his flippant attitude pissed me off. dont tell me not to punch shit bitch ill do it again bitch. he says he doesnt remember saying it which means he probably didnt mean it in the way i took it. so ... so yea. nothing was destroyed with the punch tho i may have punched a chair knowing it wouldnt break but i dont remember exactly what was punched.

Doesn't seem like it would be that difficult

In fact, it seems like it would be very easy.

two same numbers!

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Pepperball.

the 'cord has exiled me but i'm still a mankgoer at heart

the 'cord is a lie, mankgoing is a lie

just got back from an interesting conversation with hiroyuki miyazaki over @ interest momqorom

i laughed so hard at this post that i died. please respond

did he mention when he's going to delete Yea Forums

no we only discussed the future of mank.

that motherfucker i swear to god i'm gonna cut my own dick off if he doesn't get rid of this stupid website

Inducting

he said BIG things in store for future of mank. aprilfools joke will be /mank/ board (blue board).

i would actually fart if that happened

for context, I haven't farted in over 3 years

have you pooped tho

3 MORE YEARS!

But presidential terms are 4 years silly

ok thanks for your input don't feel obliged to reply to me ever again.

I rarely ever feel obliged

One time I felt obliged, but I was like, "Nah..."

Obligations? They never meant too much to me...

Never really paid those obligations no mind...

Was I obliged? Maybe obligated, you might say...

Was I obligated to oblige him? Some might say...

The Butt Luncheon version

Much obliged, ma'am...

this fucking image made me lole so hard. lole lole lole. i wonder who made it. probably some retard

loOOOOOOOOOOOl jevin

i am back from my exodus... and ready to cause havoc

*cracks knucklas*

lets crack this monkay open

PFF . . . y'all remember. . . DOBY MACY??? hell yeah . . . ~teasippe~

chamber baby ! ! !

Keynesian dubs

Eat your bread bordois

killer tunes comin thru
youtube.com/watch?v=Qm6jQ0zqlaE

WOAHOAHOAHDUBSANDQUADSTHEFUCK?!?!?!?!?!

pfooo dank quads fam

rah thanks x

Juice neck

Tryna make de sonic 3 special stage sound here. Got FL studio w sytrus. What do?
youtube.com/watch?v=MeV-MuF8TaM&t=0m4s
Not a dublicqte

dat juice neck raowl

Juicy Neck in tha house

Submarine Man in tha house
youtu.be/mv90iv2_1OQ

The mornign after taco belle
Imagine the smelle
When u spreade youre bum
& stard 2 cum
& sid on the loo
& stard 2 poo

Trapped on toilet, day three
Uve made poob & pee
& shidded & farded
& yet uve barely even starded
4 tho the poob is alredy piled up 2 da lid
U fear u have not yet begun to shid

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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I, the original and literally le real NameFig2018, hereby invite and encourage ALL (namefigs and user alike) to partake in sanctioned usage of MY (the original and le real NameFig2018) namefig:
NameFig2018

That's right, NameFig2018 is the new Anonymous !! Feel free to put NameFig2018 into the name field and post away to your happy heart's content!! :)

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mank breath.... smells like hot drainpipe.....

i do not remember doby macy

dolby digital sound

such a silly face

Mister moque... come back here..... so i can fuck you....

dolby macky is disremembered from all subplots heretoforth

youtu.be/-GK41pLUuP0

(OP)
id would vote fore him

"mr mario what's your proposed solution to the energy crisis"
"bing bing wahoo" (translation: "we can achieve faster-than-light interstellar travel to habitable planets using the quantum teleportation properties of these large green plumbing fixtures that i can make come out of the ground by stepping on buttons, and from there we can avoid depleting our new ecosystem by producing unlimited energy using the power of suns, moons, and stars, but not literal suns moons and stars, rather i'm talking about these magical golden medallions that are totally shaped like suns moons and stars and i actually happen to have some right here but don't touch them because if you touch them they will make you sparkly and you'll kill anyone you touch"

"mr mario what do you propose we do about immigration"
"bing bing wahoo" (translation: "if they come in peace let them be, otherwise try to stop them from capturing the vice president or the cabinet, if they do take any such prisoners then keep the military on standby and i will personally go and stomp on the opposing world leader's head with my cartoonishly large brown boots")

why does mario think immigrants are going after the vice president
who is mario's vice president that the first thing immigrants who aren't peaceful do is go after him specifically

COOOOOOOOOAAAAMEEEEEUGGHGH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHGHGK

Soda, more like wouldnt wanna know ya

guys i am scared i wont make my s4s mucice in time i havent started yet and i dont umnderstand music a lot and i am not talented

fart in mic and reverse the sound

Ma'am, your mank is throwing his smegma at my son again

thanks i smiled

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Son, throw your smegma again

armed peacekeeper manks

don't make any sudden moves.

if you move, its a self defense situation and you will die

please pull your punches i got brittle bones.

please cool your lunches i got mouth ulcers

please fart in my mouth

t. jevin

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>HELP ME, THE GUY!

>I've been in Africa

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fuck drumpf and fuck white people

funny monky thread

Bro. This is cringe bro. Do you have any idea how much of a cringe normie you are being right now?

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it's supposed to look like this

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Bingalo Bibbits

Borpalo Bencrims

Crimbembalo Banb'swants

Dorshius McBrooblebobbins

Tinger K'chraine

My Butt is Courteously Outrageous, similarly twice.

you guys are guitarded

all of which makes me anxious

at times unbearably so

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Dubs

did you catch the license plate of the car that raped you? if not then i'm afraid there isn't much we can do.

P3N15C4R

Dubs

LOL

this is the driver's license of the guy that was driving the car

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no rest before the cricket

Checking these fantastic triples

digit :D

You are not as clever as you might think.

I think you're as clever as I might think.

You are not as clever as you might think.

You are not as clever and I might think

sextroducing

You are not as clever as you might think.

think you can get away with a post like this just cause we entered phase 3?

My own cleverness far superecedes your own attempted thoughts towards clevernosity.

thought nobody would notice you sneakin a sextroducing into the chubmunk?

You are not as clever as you might think.

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One person is actually as clever as they think they are, but it's not you.

You are not as clever as you might think, dude

At least I'm clever enough to think that I'm clever, so that's something

Wrong.

I tested how many levels of cleverness I was actually on compared to my perceived levels of cleverness and it turns out that yes I do actually think I'm about as clever as I actually am. Actually.

...

would you let a chubmunk into ur house

got half a chubmunk from all this sextroducing.

No, only a chipmunk.

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lal

march 1st was the real sep 1st.

Dates are a social construct

this is what post mortem moque looks like.

but i'm not one to complain.

going to shape monky in my own image.

going to learn a thing or two

please do not hijack my monologue.

i wont (will)

Wonton soup

lil b making history

[fortune hidden="
fuck wad"]
& poop
[/fortune]

and if you say that we do not ride

hey porkchop

goodbye monkey