You have NEVER seen an Impact gamethread this early homeboy

after a quick count, i can verify that 266 tickets have been sold, which is more than i initially anticipated
this arena looks massive, definitely holds +1000 people, if they do a good job sponsoring this event in the month left before the final day it may fill even 75% of its capacity, who knows

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its not possible for impact to sell 1000+ I mean lets be real there tv taping have been in the 300-350 range.

He was in Japan for quite some times he must be fluent in Japanese, right?

who would be raped?

youtu.be/2UZjRBm-tfk

tv tapings and ppvs are different things, summerslam did 900 and bound for glory is making similar numbers, it's far from unlikely

still bad. AEW sell 10k in minutes

>still bad. AEW sell 10k in minutes

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bros I'm confused I went to an impact taping about two weeks ago when would it air? or is it some xplosion bs

place?

port hueneme taping the weekend of unbreakable and that Hollywood show

When will the Mexico show air?

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oh wow i forgot about that
probably after the tapings in mexico?
i know some companies don't tape matches in order, so it might be that

BASED

I love how serious wrestling is taken in Mexico with the reporters.

thanks. main event was dreamer and sami iirc. they also did seem far along in the Elgin Ryno feud

almost time

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>almost time
This

Eddie is gonna get cucked. : (

Is time

about time they started doing something with eddie's wife
her screeching against eddie was starting to get old

>Is time
Good

Tonight's episode is still in Canada

this show was the last taped in windsor, so next week probably.

well thats confusing
i suppose the OP picture refers to the tapings and not the show itself

Yeah, they hardly, if ever, do the TV shows live anymore, it's only the PPVs and tiwitch specials that are live nowadays.

BAHHHHHH

>BAHHHHHH
BAHHHHHH BAHHHHHH

oh i know, but they often say "like" about taped events that get broadcasted on tv a way to attract viewers

a decent opener
my boy fallah is either high as shit or got hep c lmao

More dreamer.

>Dreamer giving a fucking SJW speech

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Melissa

that was hardly SJW imo, i saw it more of a way to invite tessa to respect her father's legacy

Hot Melissa

No Melissa vs Technology tonight, she has the production team with her this week

>Hot Melissa
This

yep I'm switching to CMLL

>No Melissa vs Technology tonight
Sad

California episodes start next week

Jordan Grace is fucking disgusting

i'd bang her if she wasn't a mudshark ngl

impacts twitch channel airs it in simulcast my dude

Josh could never get a woman like that

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apparently the show is banned in the uk or something
but a vpn would solve that easily

is this alexia nicole chick actually on the roster, or just a local with a temporary contract?

Technology with a surprise run-in

>is this alexia nicole chick actually on the roster, or just a local with a temporary contract?
I wonder

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>womyn's wrestler
Who gives a shit?

>Technology with a surprise run-in
Based Technology

What was the crowd chanting?

she make peepee hard

you have horrible taste

not a bad match, shame for the botch towards the end

girl on water

What does that mean?

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goth mommy back

From the Mexico taping dimes

Nino Hamburguesa and Big Mami.

Demon milk

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I wish they would stop with the flashbacks.

>goth mommy back
Based

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i NEED to see Nino vs Fallah now

It's to kill time

>i NEED to see Nino vs Fallah now
Same

i dont mind it as long as they show good stuff

Poor eddie

what is with wrestling and cuck storylines?

Eddie's wife has porn star acting ability
He's gonna get cucked. : (

>He's gonna get cucked. : (
Damn

>tfw half flip wife with a heavy boston accent

>what's with america and cuck storylines
fify

>he's never cucked anyone before
Sad!

I was wondering where rosemary was

Based Bravo

I love this.

don't doglet shame

Put him in the hospital, Big Mike

havent watched impact twitch in a while but this has the cleanest production ive seen for the commercial breaks

>Big Mike

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When they are at tapings Melissa doesn't have a gauntlet match with technology

BUNCH OF MARKS

good ass match

>good ass match
Agreed

they're probably better off being singles wrestler, but the north are improving fast

Dude ain't even fluent in Spanish.

Daisy Hit Squad

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Deaner time bay bay!

>Desi Hit Squad
>Deeners
Piss break time

deaners are easily impact's worst talent on the whole roster and its not even close
bad look, bad gimmick, can't wrestle
desi hit squad is also meh but they can be fun comedy jobbers

That's how Desi is supposed to be pronounced. He's the only white I've heard say it right.

Small preview from Mexico tapings.

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She said fuck!

SHE SAID FUCK

How in the hell is Impact still going on? Is someone actually watching it? Money laundering?

how big is the crowd?

Ethan Page getting Melissa into a seethe

I dunno. Got it from twitter.

The segments that will follow is the only reason to watch this feud and this stipulation match

i swear someone asks this exact question in every single gamethread

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They finally found someone who can make Mike Elgin look big (tall)

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What did he do exactly?

How come Impact Wrestling's YouTube channel has 2.6 million subscribers and hundreds of thousands of views per video, but the show attendance isn't that good?

At first I thought maybe it's because they're subscriptions from dead accounts, but their public YouTube stats on SocialBlade say they're growing every single day in views and subscriptions.

I don't get it.

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He exists

Asked her who her favorite impact wrestler is besides Brian Cage

He got under her skin and made her throw an f-bomb uncensored.

Match was too long and sloppy for a setup to a comedy segment

just like wwe's youtube, many subscribers are either pajeets or people who don't live in the american continent
show attendance has been growing too, to be fair, bound for glory is looking to be the biggest drawing event the company had since their uk tours in 2014 and these tapings have a decent crowd for american wrestling standards

this match was better than i expected but way too fucking long
segments will be kino at least

>swann with a fucking enzo amore t-shirt

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>my favorite wrestler is rich swann
you just know

Rich Swann wearing the Enzo shirt is pretty based af.

>Impact is building up Tessa like she is the new Chyna

Impact is the only wrestling show I like watching live because of Melissa. Whenever the tube sites upload the episodes they always cut out her segments.

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tessa can actually wrestle and doesnt look like an ogre

It's the only weekly wrestling show I actually watch

Plastic surgery when ?

She's better than Chyna.

>doesnt look like an ogre
user, please

I don't know, but if the capture comes from the UK or Pursuit broadcasts then it won't for obvious reasons.

grow a chin

Found the chinlet.

When the Mexico taping gonna be on? Next month?

It's the only weekly wrestling show that doesn't keep me looking at the clock wondering when it will be over.

if the hollywood tapings are next in around 6 weeks probably

Based Ethan.

ethanpage at live dot ca

How many dick pics is Ethan getting tonight?

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OH SSSSSH-

RIP kid

RIP Kid Ref

HE HIT KID REF

FUCK YOU CALLIHAN

YOU DON'T DO THAT TO KID REF

Shouldn't it be called a DQ?

Not for Super Tessa

>Jake is a champ
>Dave jobs to Tessa

Why the fuck is TNA still a thing

good episode

personal highlights were the 6 men tag, ace austin faking the beatdown, ethan being a dick to melissa and dave crist hitting tessa in the groin

only downer was deaners vs desi hit squas

my only complaint about the show in general is that cage shows up so rarely nowadays
i know that you're not supposed to have him main event every single week but sometimes you forget he even exists

well lets hope the next tapings shape things up

oh well, good night aspies

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>cage shows up so rarely nowadays
That's because of his injury
My main complaint with the show is all this intergender shit they keep pushing

Next Week

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Cage should come back soon, and if he can't honestly have him forfeit the title.

Whos the whore? No not the nazi

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Eddie Edwards wife. Dunno why she has a random match with Havok when her storyline is with Ace Austin and Eddie.

wtf is that face structure lmao

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the Crists are low key one of the best tag teams in wrestling

real fucking shit, i hope jake keeps that x division title until the company dies, he deserves every second of his reign

I liked them better as irish airborne

Based

God I Wish that was me

Is Cage going to be out until BFG? That's a pretty long time

based dave

Alright guys I'm gonna watch the Impact replay in taima now, feel free to join

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Can Sami Callihan fuck off in general already

no

how did simpact get jay briscoe

twitter.com/SantanaLAX/status/1162888672896802817

oh.. well that's that

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that was inevitable, but i'm glad we're gonna get a few more weeks of them at least

Michael Elgin vs. Naomichi Marufuji is set for the October Bound for Glory PPV.

Dr, Wagner Jr. is working the Bound for Glory PPV as well. There will be other AAA talent set for that show.

Nice of Impact to remember they have a parternship with NOAH too lol

>but i'm glad we're gonna get a few more weeks of them at least
This.

>tna makes them into something
>they leave
Ungrateful spics