HOLY SHIT

just rike my animes

When she is gonna fix that disgusting nose

what went wrong?

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RIHO RIHO RIHO RIHO RIHO RIHO RIHO

And just like that aspergers suddently like aew

yeah i'm all out on this semen slurping promotion

I find Riho oddly attractive but Shida's a turtle-faced ladyboy and not in the good way
Either way
>womeme's wrestling

>japanese wrestlers

BASED cody booking a piss break for us beer drinking CHADS

She eats bugs.

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either way they'll job to Tony's chosen one, based DMD

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Will RiHHHo accept to lose to Kenny's gf ?

Is Shida good in ring?

No, women can't wrestle

is she cleared to come back yet after that concussion?

if so, are they gonna try to be careful with her like wwe is with alexa bliss, or is she gonna get sent out there and almost immediately get another one?

Riho is losing to herself?

HikarWHO Shida vs RiWHO
still better than Kenneth "0 dime" Memega vs. Jon Ambrose or Boring Page vs Jeribloat

she was literally getting dropped on her head 10 minutes after she was concussed

Holy shit AEWchads, it's Literally vs Who! we just can't stop winning!

Crinfe burgers

Based picture. Punished Yuka would be ding-dong diddly dimes

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cringe but also based

>Omega and Seff are more alike than it seems

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Based. They sold me this ppv.

>another random match thrown together
A&W's booking fucking sucks. Weren't these two partners at DON? Why are they fighting? Wasn't the big nosed one feuding with Yucka? I'm skipping this because this show only has 1 interesting match anyways, Mox/Omemgay...but yeah A&W booking is lol.

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BRAAAAP

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>another random match thrown together
Just like NJPW then

Fucking indie booking, just throw some guys in a match

>joshits
At least I know when to take my piss break

All those fake wrestling fans not knowing who Riho is. Reminder that she squashed the Omemega and Ibushit when she was 13 years old.

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>e-drone so ensconced in the WWE universe that he doesn't understand basic wrestling booking

bet she got squashed between Omega and Ibushi that night

Shida's not like super hot or anything; just wrestling-hot. As far as joshis go, she's pretty much the most attractive.

Female athletics tends to attract butch women (whether in looks or personality).
You're not going to get a supermodel looking woman physically exerting herself or throwing herself at the ground for a living.

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And her fat feet

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No, that would probably be Saori

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This has unironically MOTN potential.

>another random match thrown together

based Kenny taking booking cues from TJPW

Keep basic bitches out of my threads.

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i dont get the traitor meme. but her nose is cute

>basic wrestling booking

If this is the other half of the women's title match why is Shida in there

>i dont get the traitor meme
just haters spreading lies about beautiful Riho

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Golden Whoers BTFO

no need to seethe

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she left japan for money and BBCs,shes a snake

She went with Stardom instead of AEW or her old promotion.

rihosideseats.com/2019/08/07/riho-revealed-the-deal-with-aew/
Keep up with the Riho canon, slug.

Riho was smart to sign with stardom is very stable. Like really how long is this t shirt company going to last when doing a weekly tv taping show. Amirite

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I’m pretty sure the joshi segments on TV are going to bomb really really hard. It sucks for the women involved but the casual American is going to be weirded out by the concept and flip the channel immediately

If they do it like WWE, yes.

>asuka and kairi come boiling to the ring to job to alexa and nikki in 5 mins
>hikaru and riho main event one of the biggest ppvs in the world in a 20 min match

Mark contracts were a mistake.

>main event
it will be the cool down match after a spot fest

Read: .

thank god this isn't for the aew womens title. can't have non-white women in that!

she's pretty decent, not loosey goosey joshi style like Yuka or Riho, she's more like Asuka

She was part off that Ass Match with Asuka & Omega
youtube.com/watch?v=Eq2cui9wUbY

Joshi weren't the cooldown an any aew show so far.

They have nakazawa, cassidy and librarian for this.

care to extrapolate? joshi on wwe tv do well if they are booked competently
asuka was a big house show draw during her first while on tv and io came across as the biggest star on the nxt ppv

I like japanese girls as much as the next guy but they're never going to draw a dime in the US and thats a fact.
Kenny is going to fuck the company by pushing this shit, the bucks are going to fuck the company with their fake comedy shit and codys fucking the company for allowing them to do so.

They dont wrestle joshi style matches in wwe nor do they face only japanese girls.
Not to mention, both of those girls are bigger than the average joshi.
They both have english speaking opponents to carry the promo work.
Girls like Riho, as cute as she is, will look like a little girl and if shes facing someone like yuka, people are just going to tune out thinking its some weird carny shit. God forbid they get mic time too, but if they dont, theyll just having nothing matches so damned if they do damned if they dont

they're hardly wrestle the same style at all. this is obviously because asuka was trained by ishikawa and shida by sakura. shida is much closer in style to riho

>is she cleared to come back yet after that concussion?
if she is they didn't announce it
she said in the bte mailbag that she felt fine and we'd have to wait and see if she's in the royale match

Are the Joshi allowed to work stardom and the other Japanese girl promotions?

Mil Clown is making her return to settle the score on Riho.

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riho has a contract where she works stardom more and only has to do 1 AEW show a month
shida has a fulltime aew contract and is moving to the US

ok strong disagree, joshi like Riho & Yuka just fly around, do spots, ragdoll - Shida is more technical, calculated, and serious than that

You have no idea how audiences will react and are talking out of your ass.
If you think "weird carny shit" is gonna deter US audiences you're a literal retard because WWE has been doing that for decades.

neither of those things happened

Sorry Riho but Kenny's wife isn't doing jobs

Riho is doing 2 shows a month. She'll go to the US for Weds-Weds and then back to Japan.

good for aew for doing these joshi only matches like this. wwe would never run japanese vs japanese and instead have people like io and kairi get dragged down by western shitters and not used to their full potential

Don't compare joshi shit to "wwe didnt book my flavor of the month to go over"
Also, if thats your angle then considering wwes declining ratings, it doesn't look good for even more niche carny shit

Imagine being actually excited for joshishit.

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WWE would never run jap vs jap because you can't get any promos out of them.
Paige was put with the kabukis so someone could talk for them.

Isn't the appeal of Io and Kairi in WWE that they will have fresh match ups? Why would I want to see them fight each other when they've done that dozens of times already.

Dimes

Asuka was doing fine for 2 over years on the main roster without a manager.

Your mental gymnastics to defend WWE is hilarious.

Just like the prelims for every UFC shows are exclusively between competitors with a deep and complex feud with one another-OH WAIT A MINUTE.

Putting a match together "randomly" is exactly what shoot promotions do and is how you start are feud or storyline when you're a brand new promotion with no history.

Yeah retard, was she facing just japs?
Im talking about why they dont do japs vs japs, not whether asuka was over or not, which she still would be if they just kept her push going

they don't do japs vs japs because there aren't even that many on the roster
asuka, kairi and io are all more over on average then the average woman in wwe

No ones more over than Charlotte

>fake kairi vs fake Asuka
Lol aew keeps copying wwe it's so blatant

becky and ronda are more over

Yeah bro bars across America are all going to tune in to aew and CHEER when the trannies come on.
They're gonna see two tiny chinks fight and go "JUST LIKE UFC"

Ronda isnt around anymore and becky hasnt been over since January

>charlotte
>over

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God dammit Kenny stop pushing your woman.