>Hogan - Faithful Christian man
>Austin - Believes in God
>Rock - Faithful Christian man
>Cena - Believes in God
>Reigns - Roman Catholic
>AJ Styles - Faithful Christian man
Dimes: Immeasurable
>Seethe Tarpins - Atheist
>Cuckmaster Phil - Atheist
>Finn Balor - Atheist and Sodomite
>Becky Lynch - Atheist and Baby killer
Dimes: Zero
Say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
Roman Catholic Reigns. How has Vince not thought of this?
Roman Reigns is an anti draw tho
>AJetty
>dimes
>Mustafa Ali - Muslim
>Sami Zayn - Muslim?
>Goldberg - Jew
>Alexa Bliss - Jew
Dimes: Zero
Based Christchads win again!
I remember when Christfags were appropriately mocked on Yea Forums
>Best wrestler of all-time: Randy Savage
>Best wrestler of the 90s: Raven
>Greatest ever manager: Paul Heyman
>Best draw of the past 30 years: Goldberg
>Best wrestler on the current WWE roster: Drew Gulak
>Best wrestler on the indies right now: David Starr
>Best current diva: Alexa Bliss
>Best technician OAT: Dean Malenko
>Best NXT UK roster member: Noam Dar
>Best high-flyer: Kidman
>Best celebrity involvement: draw between David Arquette and Andy Kaufman
>best jobber: Barry Horowitz
Why haven't you taken the heebpill Yea Forums?
>I remember when Christfags were appropriately mocked on Yea Forums
Drew Who-lak?
>Best current diva: Alexa Bliss
But she isn't jewish
Also Rick Flair, HBK, and iirc Bobby Roode all are for the big man upstairs
Not to mention the greatest of all time, the Undertaker. All dime drawers at some point in their lives
>best jobber Barry Horowitz
That's not Steve Lombardi
AMEN BROTHER
>be a /pol/tard election tourist who larps as a christfag on the internet
>gets incredibly offended whenever anyone makes fun of christfaggotry in his presence
>tries to mock an actual oldfag by using a picture of some chanology nigger in a V for Vendetta mask
>fails to realise that he's the modern day equivalant of these cringelords who took Yea Forums way too seriously and then proceeded to drag their cancer into the real world, behaving like retards in public with kekistan flags and pepe t-shirts instead of cheap plastic masks
Just pull the plug on Yea Forums already. It's dead.
ya seethe enough to type all of that out?
kekistan was hijacked by Sargon of Akkad and he ruined it like everything else he touches. And he isn't a white nationalist, for the last 2+ years he's been hated pretty much universally by /pol/
Tl:dr too busy praying
Bliss is a Christian.
Seek god
based OP working seething redditors into exposing themselves
>Alexa Bliss
>Jew
sorry /pol/ you lose again
based
Amen bro.
You really think David Starr is good? What are you, some kind of fag?
*tips fedora*
>Austin - Believes in God
He does?
> trying to group anti draws like AJ and Reigns with actual box office winners
Nice try OP.
Btw Cena is agnostic as fuck. Look up his Rolling Stones interview sometime.
>Hogan- not a Catholic
>Austin- not a Catholic
>Rock- not a Catholic
>Cena- not a Catholic
>Styles- not a Catholic
Cringe
The only espiritual men in wrestling are non dualistic ascended masters like Dbry, kendrick and ibushi.
Zayn is a Muslim, yes.
faithless fooletty seething
>an actual oldfag
lmao easiest way to spot a newfag
The Catholic Church seems only to be based in eastern Europe like Poland. Wester Catholic church is infested with cucks who screech about muh refugees.
Yes Lord, I can’t wait to die and live in heaven where all everyone does is constantly worship you, there are no husbands/wives/families, there’s no sex, no food, and for eternity it’s light.
In the meantime I’ll go to church every week where I give money to a fat, likely pedophile man who claims to be closer to you Lord and calls himself pastor. Only he has ascended to a higher form of conman and can give us the message of hatred, guilt, and bigotry.
Sex, free thought, and possibly colored people depending how far south you live are all evil. Praise God! Adam and Eve in no way would have been massive incest and definitely happened. Also, all miracles in the Bible suddenly stopped occurring to test our faith. God always loved testing our faith, he’s so funny like that.
World-wide hunger, death, disease? Those people who God created weren’t Godly enough.
based
Crinfe.
Based God working these simps into spitting, sputtering, seethes
Interesting spacing in ya novel.
You're just pissed off because Jesus is a bigger draw than zero dimes drawing Richard Dawkins.