Wake up

>wake up
>see this
what do?

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excuse me, who are you quoting?

do the ///// face and get a nosebleed

don't mind if i do *sniffs the panties* hmm yes, quite delicious smell of bountiful sea indeed my good lass, we should eat some tasty sushi as we watch the neighborhood burn to the ground

dubs

say "Reimu, is that you?"

and smile. life CAN be good!

fug i dont want to be hetero

puke all over the place!

trips

Turn her around to face me and cuddle. we fall asleep embracing each other lovingly.

initiate complex mating procedure known only as

"SMELLE"

I nearly choked when i saw this wtf

I vacuum her feminine odors into a container that I can later open and smell at my convenience.

dear diary, today one user got my sense of humor
today was a good day

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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PLEASE TAKE A SEAT ON MY FACE

wake up ;_;

Pull her in and have breakfast in bed.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

bury my nose so far in that she has to push me out

Savor the exquisite feminine scent of the woman’s female anus

You sound like you're being a dick

todays lesson is, everything is meant to be interpreted as you interpret it
what is the meaning of these wonderful words and what is their "secret"?
when a person acts they do(should do) intent-action alignment and then perform the action
when a person reacts they do a you guessed it reaction
in both cases the person has control over the outcome, in the first example their intent-action is theirs to control
in the second example the reaction, keeping this in mind the meaning starts to make sense
"everything is meant to be interpreted as you interpret it" means that if you react to something in a certain way that is the way you wanted to react to it, hence the words are true
to go further into it it starts to reveal its secret, if a person wants to react to something you said in a negative way then you with your words affirm their freedom of choice with those words
"if you want to be offended by my words you can, if you want to interpret them in a positive light you can, but remember in the end it is you who chose how you reacted to them not i"
it can be taken even further if you want to by thinking "if they really want to be offended by my words they should be", "if they wanted to give me the benefit of the doubt, i am happy they did"
hence the magical meaning of the words "everything is meant to be interpreted as you interpret it"

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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foe i have no face o my god i cant see anything the sun is shining so brightly in my eyes

if only i could be so grossly incandescent~~

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

gross reimu smell like poor people

simply by choosing which sides of the words you use you can make your meaning lopsided
but for those who understand the everything is meant to be interpreted as you interpret it it becomes but a little game
words are weak and always have been, unfortunately they seem to be the only way of communication through the internet which seems to become the nesting place of many children of the future
never forget that words are weak and you can say so much more without them
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Your fortune: Average Luck

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Whoa...

Only one thing we have to do

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Why say lot word when few do trick

dub