Tfw a mass shooting will happen at a major wrestling event in your lifetime

Didn't this almost happen at December to Dismember? I remember there being some incident involving cops at that event.

kwab

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It won't be WWE, their security is really good. It'll be AEW and the shooter will rack up bonus points for transphobia

K.

Care to extrapolate?

What wod they shoot. Empty seats and tarps?

>their security is really good

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K.

They'd have some big targets desu

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That's because Enzo is a literal God among men and a master of disguise and you can't teach that.

It almost happened. Tommy Dreamer was planning on buying a gun, buying a ringside seat at a WWE show in Texas, jumping the barricade to shoot Paul Heyman, and then shooting himself.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ptOAnqa52cg

If you told me it already has happened, I wouldn't doubt you. US love a good mass shooting.

>dead thigh slapping manlets in the ring
>dead numales in the crowd
>cancelled wrestling events nationwide

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How will it happen with metal detectors and frisking at the doors? Or that doesnt happen in merica

It happens where you're from? Are you untrustworthy savages?

>metal detectors and frisking at the doors
Not gonna be happening at the average bingo hall

You guys shouldn't laugh at stuff like this

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>betta have my chedda
>or ima melt ya like some cheese
Honestly suprised this hasn't been somebody's theme yet

At least post the cum edit

I dont go to spoting events so dont know. But it does happen in places like the subway or malls

Based Ace

Best timeline

All of those “Mass Shootings”, are faker than Dana Brooke’s boobs, ya simp!

Reported you to the FBI

I'm behind 7 proxies.

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Bullet Club in mass shooting worked shoot angle when? That would get some real heat with the Japanese audience.

Remember when Isis made a threat?

I WANNA CUM INSIDE HANA AND LICK HER FEET

>Gargano gets blown up with a hail of bullets
>kicks out at 2.9

>slaps his thigh

>*gets taken out by a woman*
They never learn do they?

No actually. It won't be something like that though. It'll be some turboautist shooting on a heel or console wars going a step too far and a drone or cultist going at the other side

I sorta do vaguely in 2014-15 era i believe

Remember when Russo stopped a shooting?

>"Five tarps lost their lives today in an attempted mass shooting at a WWE event. When asked for comments Universal Champion Seth Rollins said 'You won't find tragedies like this anywhere else'"

kek

Tarp lives matter

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care to extrapolate?

"Ahegao Gozaimasu"

guess it won't be at a WWE event since mass shootings require people to be there to get shot

Honestly I’m surprised nothing like this happened in the territory days. Fans would try to legit kill fans and even bring guns but would be stopped before firing. I’d also see a outlaw promotion doing something like this

MJF working an incel with one of his promos could do it

2015 Survivor Series
ibtimes.com/anonymous-says-isis-plans-attacks-against-paris-world-sunday-2194926

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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>announce angle
>never follow through on it
What the fuck was their problem?

wush

hoo doggy

Poorly planned booking and now they've lost all their heat

OH NO NO NO NO

rent free desu

Plans change

I want to shoot my mass on Hana's face if you know what I mean

care to extrapolate?

I can’t wait

Have sex incel

>mass shooting will happen at a major wrestling event
a bukkake in the middle of the ring???

Imagine being a foot fag

Imagine not wanting to kiss her cute feet

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Heres hoping it happens at AEW

kek not possible because of the lack of testosterone in the audience

Shoot angles are always cringe

It'd have to be a wrestler like Ryder.

I'm sure the geeks would love to see him shoot on Chelsea.

GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT!
BOING!

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based

ahegao isnt attractive

Wonder who would keep in kayfabe during it. My money would be on Samoa Joe, Kane and Undertaker

KWAB

Guys, what do I have to do to fuck Hana? Do you think that pimp that runs Stardom would loan her out to me for a few yen?

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Based Ace showing us the way

> *finds a way to blame the shooting on WCW*

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A shooting at the event is extremely difficult as every arena ever uses metal detectors and are loaded with security as soon as you hit the lot. Hell some places wont even let you bring backpacks in period. Remember, these are places that host actual sports as well.

Be hispanic

Be a Hispanic chad

And even if someone smuggled a gun into a wwe event, e-chads would beat the guy before he shot anyone. Mass shooting is possible at events held at high school gyms or gas stations so AEW is a possible target, but then again does shooting a few morbidly obese neckbeards count as a mass shooting?

come on man

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Shooting one obese neck beard constitutes a mass shooting

I was banned for a month for shitposting about shooting up double or nothing. Apparently its against us law to post reposted pics of guns and shitpost about shootings.

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>TFW no comped sushi

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It'll happen during an AEW event and it'll kill Hana Kimura.

>shooting happens at a wrestling event
>five minutes later someone will post:
>”was it a work or a shoot?”

they worked themselves into a shoot, brother!

"Was the WrestleMania shooting a shoot shoot or a worked shoot? Brad Shepard says it was a work."

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I was trying to make it through this thread without laughing.

Imagine looking at nubile thots and fixating on their feet

And you couldn't? Fuck you. Human life has value.

Worked

Gonna need to see a few episodes of AEW to decide if I'd be willing to take that trade off

One episode justifies them getting shot desu

>Human life has value.
Then how does one explain you?

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I want her to scream at me like that during agressive sex.

I can't speak for every indy, but hoodslam has metal detectors and weapon checks at the door, I'm assuming others do this as well.

only aew or some outlaw euro shows.
WWE shows have security and safety measures since they are in arenas

kek

Who raped her?

Me

You post it.

Sauce?

wwe fucking kwabbed on

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Show me her asshole

How has nobody bred Hana and force her into motherhood yet?

Not sure but I'm going to be the one to do it.

I can’t for the life of me understand what would possess a man to admit that

This is just too much. Cornball shit

A desire for attention.

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AEW shows are in arenas too and Euros don't have the hardware to cause any problems

Stop giving them ideas, they might allow this to happen just for the ratings alone.

next you'll tell me they'd try faking cancer or something haha

You're my favorite poster

>beta Japanese males
>forcing

Unironically why do Americans love guns so much?

Because America has probably the most corrupt government in the world and it's our only protection against them going all out and fucking us.

Yowie wowie

Based

First it was just for hunting and shooting for sport but then the NRA became a massive political behemoth that lobbied the fuck out of government to get their way. Started around the 60s, there was even a coup in leadership, its actually interesting stuff to learn there were rational gun owners before we got where we are now

Holy shit

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Make money. Arrange meeting with her promoter/agents. Fly to Japan. Discuss with them how you would like to make arrangements to have sex with Hana and have money to pay. Either pay them to have sex with Hana, or Hana just takes money from you to have sex with her.

Never happening. Wrestling fans might be mostly incels but they know enough not to live the gimmick

>thinking security would know who the fuck this is

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>muh guns!
>murica!
>fawk yeah!

Worked

Dilate

Fucking kek

Get shot

Lol

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Care to extrapolate?

I hope you get raped by Muslims without a means of protection

Now that's something I'd like to see

even soccer players

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AEW also does outside venues where its more of a problem for that.

I have a butter knife

Be American

Huh what u mean?

Bet he’s never fired it. Fucking poser.

It only takes one

ahahahahhahahahahaahhaaaa

EDRONES ETHERED

**card subject to change

always read the fine print, ya simp

Current wrestling fans are mostly unarmed leftists is what you meant

Can someone please post the cum edit?

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yumola

Please God be AEW. If its just one of the Cucks or Omega the world would be a better place.

Posts like that create a toxic environment.

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i hate analniggers almost as much as footniggers and other degenerates

This would make me so incredibly happy

Care to extrapolate?

Choke on it

If it did happen I’d be extremely suspicious of Vince

Not a mass shooting

E-drones just can't ever get a break. Holy shit.

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I hate ahegao

I'm ding-dong diddly shoot my mass all over Hana's face I'll tell you whut

Ahegao hates you

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>a few weak dribbles
>all over her face
Sure

That has to be the most bizarre interpretation I've heard yet. I'd suggest you read The Federalist #46, published in 1788, written by James Madison and quit spouting the nonsense you were fed by CNN.

Doubtful, mass shootings usually happen in a crowded place, I doubt you're ever gonna hear about a gunman opening fire on three men and a tarp in a sold out Smackdown! taping.

leave the tarps out of this

Top OOF!

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BLOOD AND GUTS

>I'd suggest you read The Federalist #46, published in 1788, written by James Madison and quit spouting the nonsense you were fed by CNN.

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put me in the screencap

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cringe

Worked, seething and trying to cope.

BASED

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Nice projection

If it was during RAW how many times do you think they'd replay the footage throughout the rest of the show?

...

Could be worse, could be doing the job to anime at 3am

Or the job to itself from a year ago. Nice ratings, bubba. Did we hit 3 million again or do we still need a few desperate "reunion" shows first?

Putting yourself over isn't jobbing

Generations of indoctrination and political lobbying by Republicans.

OH NO NO NO

STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

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>attends WWE event
>chad
pick one

kill yourself

being a boomer is based it doesn't work as an insult

>muh opposing political party is teh cause!!!1!

redditor outs xerself

Cope

How will e drones ever recover?

that lack of trigger discipline is making me anxious.

seething vanillafag

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Took me a second to get it but holy based

(you)

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>Took me a second to get it
God you are dumb then lmao

Not sure whats more empty, a wwe show or your cranium.

That's a good one

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

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Except they're NOT putting themselves over, retard. They're jobbing to no competition at all.

What specifically did it take you a second to get? I'm curious.

>thread up for almost 4 days
Based or a slow news week?

I knew a guy that got killed by his father cleaning a gun

Betty White

I wanna start a mass shooting on her tits and face

If someone started shooting at a show I am at I'll just tombstone piledrive their ass mmmmmmmmm

Yes

CAN I GET A CUM EDIT OF PIC RELATED FFS

I got you senpai

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There’s literally one in this thread

Hana shoots up WWE when.

cnn.com/2019/08/07/us/texas-gun-laws-el-paso-shooting-trnd/index.html

Based Texans

More like shoots up in their venue bathroom that junkie whore

based, thx

You realise if that happens AEW will gain a bunch of sympathy views and their ratings will skyrocket.

Once the bald cucks die thats fine

So you’re saying all it takes is one based incel to save wrestling?

bump

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