Help me i failed life

it's a horse foot with the hoof removed

Thanks OP showed this to a mentally challenged co-worker who was giving me a rash

wowe i rlly rlly rlly rlly didnt need to see this thx lol

Imagine rubbing it

don't see why people react so strongly to this, it's kind of neat is all

separates the wheat from the chaff tbh

Imagine le texture

>333
>Trips
Nice

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

trips and now I am.. I wonder how one goes about removing a horse's hoof?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

What?

HE SAID-

I'm not actually gonna yell anymore, you get the meme.

The N Word

because it is basically like getting you're fingernail torn off except really big, seems painful

although I read somewhere that it's a dead horse and they just did this postmortem to check something out

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No ......

Are you deaf ? All i hear is yu saying "what did he say ?" about 30 times a day

Did i have your ears ground down to oblivion, like your hair or somefink ?

Got a new wig yet ?

I take it this guy is totally deaf and bald by now too huh ?

Is that a fucking part of a horse

yes

Propably tastes like iron and chitin.

what does chitin taste like i wonder

Like the opposite of shitout

good post and impressive dubs

agreed dude

lol

dubs
Kek

I was actually just thinking about that. I know it wouldn't be this way, but my mind imagined it making a popping sound. Like a cork coming out of a bottle.

i think it would sound like snowing

Like the crunching sound of stepping in it or the soft gentle sound of flakes falling from the sky?

>the soft gentle sound of flakes falling from the sky
this, like a quiet static-y sound, but more high pitched

Interesting. I think I can see it now too!

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because niggers are stupid