Come on user, don't be shy, gather round and we'll play a game where we tell a story word by word. I'll start: "Once"

Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball. But that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggles Academy. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers. If that doesn't convince you to go Tory, nothing will. That's when Elizabeth Merritch slammed the door and collapsed on the bed. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jenny which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.

Who was Wilson Carter?

No one's probably going to believe me but a while back there was a video on Catfish's channel where he walked up to a homeless nigger and put money in the guy's can. It was like $20 too and the nigger was like thank you thank you and Catfish started talking about how much he likes "the black people" and he started getting close to the guy and he was really close, like in the guys face, and he said "do you want some more money?" and started to move in for a kiss. The homeless nigger rightfully backed up and apologized and started walking away so Catfish started yelling all this stuff like "dumb nigger cunt, too good for white cock!?". It was really weird. There was like 5 comments asking him wtf was wrong with him so i think he took it down.

I believe it