Book his debut
Book his debut
Kevin Ramirez
Zachary Williams
>*tries to pay two pornstars for sex then can’t get hard while trying to impress them*
Bentley Williams
Jumps the barricade at a PPV and puts some minority in a sleeper hold. Then he cuts a dirty promo and only works PPVs until he leaves.
James Jones
>pins Kofi after one pure strike
Asher Bailey
Care to extrapolate?
Cooper Young
You're the one who needs to extrapolate.
Dylan Adams
Meaning?
Parker Peterson
Who raped you?
Nicholas Butler
Meaning?
Matthew Ross
WHAT?
Parker Fisher
Care to extrapolate?
Jonathan Watson
Care to extrapolate?
Wyatt Harris
WHAT?
Jackson Bennett
Care to extrapolate?
Blake Nguyen
Fancy elucidating?
Juan Reyes
WHAT?
Ethan Harris
In the mood to elaborate?
Aaron Miller
> On Raw, Sami Zayn comes out to cut a promo talking about "muh toxic masculinity" and doing his usual left-wing doucebag gimmick.
> Suddenly Hulk Hogan's music hits and the Hulkster comes out.
> "Now let me tell you something Goat-fucking brother. I've got a new friend who will kick you 9/11 ass back to whatever shithole you crawled out of brother!"
>Angle's music then hits and out walks Covington aided by Donald Trump Jr.
> Colby b-lines for the ring and starts shoot kicking Sami's ass.
> Mustafa Ali and Cedric Alexander come out. He shoot kicks both their asses.
> Colby picks up the mic
> "Last time I turned into Raw I noticed a little basedboy faggot running around with MY Universal Title. I'm talking to you Mr. "My girlfriend calls herself The Man". If Becky is "The Man" that makes you a dick sucking faggot. I remember a few years ago when you said you wanted to kick Donald Trump's ass. Now I'm going to kick yours while Don Jr. watches on."
> Seth comes out.
> Colby shoot chokes out Seth and becomes the Universal Title.
> Ends up becoming the first WWE Universal Champion to visit the White House.
> At Wrestlemania he shoot fights all 3 members of the New Day and wins unifying the two titles.
Jackson Thompson
Based but a little too much of a republican wet dream.
Jordan Martinez
>Cringe maga brainlet
Liam Campbell
Who raped you?
Gabriel Allen
Israel thanks to Donald
Blake Smith
Meaning?
Carter Diaz
Based. Fuck Zion Don. All those DC pedophile cocksuckers need to be killed. I bet that wrinkley scrotum Bernie has some skeletons in his closet too.
Jack Gray
Damn
Noah Myers
If I saw this maga cuck in the street I'd beat the piss out of him, just like I slap up any alt right drumpflets I see in my area
Xavier Price
Who raped you?
Jayden Russell
Lol. This nigga's name is Colby and he'd still kick your ass and plow your girl while.you watched.
Charles Garcia
He's a random jobber that Buddy squashes
Brayden Parker
BASED
Angel Cox
oh no no no no no ufcbros.......
Angel Gomez
Hey there Big E. Tell Kofi he's a no dimes drawing niggerfaggot.
Gabriel Parker
why would buddy fight him? he's done with 205 live
Dominic Mitchell
OH NO MAGA BROS WHAT DO WE DO?
Gavin Martin
Based
Oliver Rodriguez
this dude is an anti draw, keep him away from wwe or he'd send it over the edge, ratings are already record lows
Christian Flores
OHNONONONONO
Eli Johnson
Lanklets SEETHING