How to stop my alcoholic ass from drinking before I get fucking POISONED

How to stop my alcoholic ass from drinking before I get fucking POISONED

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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give me ur alcohol

idk man, uhh, drink it faster or stop buying????
Okay this!

make a long, long journey

More like get poore!

u drinke watre instead!

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Watre shite

smoke some potent herb u pass out faster.

what le h*ck rude
hydration most importante

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Smoke weed brother

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Fuck u dandy I have no money for weed

*passing u a big fat blunts*

Thanks man

Then go make money, thus is the way of weed and life

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genius how did u come up to this

do something else instead

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By being a genius obviously

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Teach me

like what

Seek mountain men in need of a friend and a monkey who will do things for things so work a liquor store and be a slave to your boss for a few years till they give ya more and more hours and responsibly and then there you have some chump change and a backround on paper to make more money. Stand up and master the ways of the poor cheap weed warriors my fren and learn its ways wisely. Now go forth on an epic journey for weed and money!

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weed makes you fail life

what the fuck also aw shit I forgot to put me name sad

If anything it made me wanna strive to improve my
condition and learn how to do business with human beings so I feel like I learned enough to not fail at life here

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i check dose doublels

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Y say bye to lungs elelelelelel

I know a man whos blood tests over 50% thc at all times with perfectly healthy lungs, your point is moot

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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you sound like a child

literally anything. write a poem or something

Your fortune: Average Luck

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fakE

Could get the paperwork if I really wanted but idk if the guy would give me all that to prove it to internet people

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Oh well acceptable I guess

Drawing seems easier than writing a poem

Your fortune: Outlook good

I CHECK TRIPS TEH OPPOSITE WAE

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oof