>got his ass kicked by Road Warrior Hawk
>aging, depressed, HGH injecting, vanilla midget, mid-card superstar
>fell off the wagon
>dishonourably released from the WWE in November 2001 for being a drug addict fuck up
>panic attacks, low self confidence
>drew pesos... too bad pesos aren’t worth a dime
>couldn't draw as WWE Champion
>couldn't handle that responsibility of being WWE Champion
>lowest drawing WWE Champion of ALL TIME
>posthumously overrated
>after Deadie passed away, because he didn't pay his taxes, it lead to Vickie and her kids, nearly losing thier home, so WWE hired her and flew her coach class forcing us to witness her obesity, ugliness and horrible acting on TV for years
>we were also forced to endure years of tasteless horrible Eddie storylines with Mysterio, Chavo, Benoit, Vickie
>She got poor Amy Zidian, who was playing the part of Jimmy Yang's girlfriend fired after she asked Vickie Cuckuererro why she was a diva and made a comment about her looks. Vickie responded by saying that as she wasn't pretty enough she better get out of "your" locker room. Zidian honestly didn't have a clue who Vickie was and had no idea why she was on the roster.
>he failed to raise his kids because he died young
>his daughter grew up to be a bulimic because of having no father figure in her life
>consequently his daughter FAILED at having a wrestling career due to having no guidance from her father
>jobber Aiden English married his daughter and fittingly carries on the Cuckuerrero legacy
DCWAS
KWADS
god i wish that were me
Being on Growth is actually a compliment you simp-Better skin, stronger bones
KWADS
based MODS deleting the 92 fake news but keeping the truth alive
>got raped by multiple black men in the summer of 1992
>no dimes
>Deadie Cuckuerrero brutally gang raped by gang of burrito eating donkeys in the stinky El Paso summer of 89
>zero pesos
KWAB
Kevin Nash got busted for child pornography in the summer of 2016 and has a very small penis according to many ring rats and has also gotten his ass beat in many shoot fights
What did the king of me mean by this?
KWADS
"Champions aren't criminals" Some major future presidential campaign slogan, mark my words
poor deadie!
One word: Crossface
Amen bro.
when the fuck are mods going to filter these dumb ass initials!
this is never going to get over carter
BASED.
Thank you God and thank you BBAJ
