Could someone pull my pants up for me uwu

will be shaving tomorrow
shaving balls makes me anxious though

yah but it feels so yummy when it's done; also laser removal for perma.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

what if my beper is kinda smalle? lol

Bepis!

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namefigs spamming shit that belongs on /soc/ or Yea Forums are unlikeable

cute

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

whew glade he isn't talking about me

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I'm all for permanent hair removal trust me
Then you will forever be a bottom bitch and eat lots of big cock and get fucked analy

hmm that doesnt seem very nice tbh

why did this make me DIAMONDS
i have literally turning into diamonds
i cant.. type... with.. diamond... finge--

everyone too busy looking at my beper to notice CTS going SICKO MODE with those dubs

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look how gay you are with ur feet positioning. nice.

Your fortune: Good Luck

he not gay but his beper nice...

I wnat boyfriend HELP ME I FAILED LIFE

sorry but anyone w/ that foot pose is homo or atleast bi

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I’m not gay but turning on anons lights me up like christmas

you gotta chain him up fortune and convert him to your ways ;)
lole

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^^

Your fortune: Good Luck

k-kinky...

y.. You wanna dress up like a girl and throw it inside of me you dirty little slut?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

youtu.be/f8WP5GWIMQY

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why do I find this hot if I am heterosexuel?

Why would you do this

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I’m straight, but how the fuck could I deny those digits?
give in

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FUCK

wowe nice bebis~

sounds like youre gay to me lol

Only gays show off their dick

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wowzers the evidence is just piling up.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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put sumsing in u ass

you don't show off urs

he's teen so if he did that he'd get arrested for distribution of child photography

If I see some dude’s dick I don’t feel anything, but knowing that other people regardless of sex are masturbating to me turns me on
is that clear

dubs confirm homolad

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

lol u never had sex

trips, very impressive.

what if it's just a bunch of dudes jacking off to pictures of your dick, would that be gay?

It’s not so much the fact that it’s dudes jacking off to pictures of me, it’s just anyone jerking off to pictures of me
I find it asexually attractive or something like that

wait can girls even jerk it?

no
alot of straight guys like teasing guys with their dicks
its empowering and sometimes even financially rewarding

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Its a cut and dry court case, he is guilty of being gay
My pp is to small for the net and I have a bf so fuck off son
Prove your claims
You are 5000% homo

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Do you want me to be gay?

kekingers

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

do you want him to want you to be gay?

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perhaps

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I like turqoise

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

no one puts their finger like that unless they like the penis.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

of course I like my own cock

le homo thread

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yeah I bet you like mine too.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

fine. I’m gay, you win

Faggots gotta go, both on this board and in real life.

this but unironically

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Knew it gay boi

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The screencap that started it sll, btw

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cute little hands, nice thighs, beautiful cock, you have me drooling and hard ;)

That's nice bepis user :3 I would suck

he'll gently rub it against your nose but no sucky (das gay)

I bet it smells good

I want boyfreind who I can kiss and hug and cuddle with but not do s*x things to because that stuff is perverted is it possible to google.com/recaptcha/api2/payload?p=06AOLTBLR3vcSXs977n0vpw2v0rnCwaipDMzp5K8TSA-6jshaHJqh7ZATPsh2_3UZA6s6pQN8tu7OoiPFckP_g5xbcvwt0K3Sede3SclFEASbt0H7u-TPkQBhu2VrpM04UHTDRnxjGJUhMjoF_hnAqRhShWjeCalMKMhM4Dn2lDYzKtpfwk64eo9kc8IdAuywBqUqDhYPSBmyM&k=6Ldp2bsSAAAAAAJ5uyx_lx34lJeEpTLVkP5k04qc do that??

All gay ends in sex no matter what, gay sex is just to good and cute

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this makes me wish I had a pussy for him to use 5 or 10 times a day :)

you know you can just use your mouth as a manko right

how do I make it into a good manko?

I don't know too much about it, you should ask your mother

PANTS ON THE GROUND

PANTS ON THE GROUND

LOOKIN' LIKE A FOOL WITH YO' PANTS ON THE GROUND

WITH THE GOLD IN YOUR MOUTH

HAT TIPPED SIDEWAYS, PANT HIT THE GROUND,

CALL YOURESELF A COOL CAT, LOOKIN' LIKE A FOOL,

WALKN', TALKIN' WITH YO' PANTS ON THE GROUND!

GET IT UP!

HEY GET YO PANTS OFF THE GROUND!

Id rather ask your sister

dude she's eight her technique probably totally sucks -__-

well then ill call you in 9 years

>2:22
nice

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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le ear licke

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

feels really good and dubs make sure of this.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

post tummy tum if you're op plsplspls

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Of course but the idea of being stuffed like your cumslut is just ultra appealling.

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I got some sleep, still middle of the night and really tired, feel like I could doze off aany fucking minute now

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yummy bulge and yummy dubs

How did you get that lickable scar?

gross tbh 2 much hair.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

When I was but a wee lad my brother gashed me with a screwdriver.

yeah

KYAA

I wanna lick it and then suck you dry or at least watch you bang some hottie

this thread is literally just dandy, fortune, and cts desperately jerking off to some random shitposting faggot

i thought u were pretty cool bulgeposter but u ended up riling up the worst posters on this board, enabling their behavior. not cool. not cool @ al.

sorry m8 was both bored and horny out of my fucking mind tonight

eh I haven't jerked off my pepper in about 7 days now; I'm a good girl. also hi kevin.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

As if a girl would ever be into my body type. Only reason I post here is because I can only get attention from gay guys.

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post more gote!

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