Although most hardcore professional wrestling fans generally sing praises of Punk, whilst proclaiming Nash to be evil as though he were the Devil himself; I - a lifelong nWo and Outsiders fan - hereby present to you the biggest reasons why Kevin Nash is better than CM Punk...
10 Reasons Why Kevin Nash Is Better Than CM Punk
Colton Reed
Other urls found in this thread:
Aaron Flores
#10 Overcoming adversity
Kevin Nash is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, a peculiar case in the world of sports and entertainment -- a man who despite being strong, has unfortunately fallen victim to the injury bug. However, despite suffering a career-ending knee injury while playing for the Giessen 46ers as part of the Basketball Bundesliga in Germany, Nash hit the gym with vengeance and rehabbed himself back to top form.
Moreover, instead of risking re-injuring his knee, the big man enlisted in the armed forces, and worked under the United States Army Criminal Investigation Command (USACIDC) -- often times abbreviated as the CID -- and quickly rose to the rank of a "Specialist" in the armed forces. One ought to note that his work as part of the CID team was primarily during his time in Giessen, Germany and that he successfully served for not one but two years at a high-security NATO facility, and that was the time when he received the promotion, earning the honours of being anointed a Specialist.
The aforementioned facts bring something really significant to light, that being Nash's mental fortitude and discipline. Despite going through the mental trauma of his basketball career having tragically ended when he was just around 22 years of age, the man went on to physically, mentally and spiritually rebuild himself and find tremendous success in the military...
Jonathan Foster
#9 Larger than life
Building on the point we discussed in the previous page, I'd like to clarify that by no means do we intend to say that CM Punk hasn't faced adversity in his life -- Instead, our aim is to shut down claims that Nash was 'handed' everything to him just because of his size and look!
Expounding upon that very point, it's undeniable that the 6'10" 300+ pound giant's larger-than-life stature did play a role in his rise to the top. Regardless, Nash was and is considerably different than most other big men in the world of professional wrestling -- especially due to the fact that Nash was one of the rare giants in the business who had been blessed with a ton of natural charisma.
On the other hand, while CM Punk's fans claim that he was charismatic in his own right, the 6'1" man who was billed at around 220 pounds or so during his WWE days and now cuts weight to make 170 pounds in the Welterweight division as an MMA fighter, wasn't exactly a larger-than-life character during his time atop the WWE throne...
Eli Fisher
#8 Legitimate athletic credentials
Alright, this one may perhaps strike a nerve with most CM Punk loyalists. However, you'd be remiss to deny the fact that Kevin Nash is vastly more qualified than Punk in the realm of legitimate athletic credentials.
Nash played as a centre for the Tennessee Volunteers basketball team and played as part of the team for 3 consecutive years (1977-80) before a much-talked-about altercation with his team's head coach Don DeVoe hindered his run with the team. Nash was also involved in several fights on campus in his college days, and subsequently didn't play on the team for a 4th year, instead choosing to try his luck in the European basketball circuit.
On the contrary, CM Punk only chose to engage in legitimate sporting competition relatively late in his life, after quitting the WWE and retiring from professional wrestling in 2014. Phil "CM Punk" Brooks made his MMA debut in the UFC organization in 2016, and had yet another match in 2018, losing both his MMA fights decisively! Whereas Nash found great success in his basketball career before the unfortunate knee injury forced him to retire...
Carson Martinez
#7 A true solider
As noted previously, after the unfortunate knee injury forced the man to retire from the sport of basketball, Kevin Nash joined the 202nd Military Police Company back in the day in Giessen, Germany -- becoming a part of the United States Army Criminal Investigation Command (USACIDC) -- often times abbreviated as the CID, particularly when discussed by the general public.
An interesting point we spoke about earlier, regarding Nash's rise to the rank of "Specialist" during the 2-year period he served at a high-security NATO facility -- especially for those unaware of how the military police and affiliated organizations function -- is that the aforesaid promotion is only accorded to personnel who display excellent work-ethic, discipline and a deep understanding of how the armed forces work.
Believe it or not, the easy-going, cool and stylish nWo founder is, in fact, a legitimately dangerous man in real-life! Well, fortunately, Nash is one of the good guys, whose work at that time in the armed forces mainly comprised investigating felonies and crimes of serious nature that violated the US Code, particularly crimes committed by members of the United States Armed Forces. Now, while I'm sure Punk too is a model citizen in the beautiful country that is the USA, Nash is one step forward in that regard, as he has worked tirelessly to protect and serve the Stars and Stripes...
Kayden Carter
#6 Storylines and promos rather than spot-fests
I may very well come across like a broken cassette here, however, this point simply cannot be stressed upon enough. Storylines, characters, promos and the entertainment side of professional wrestling are in fact as, or perhaps even more, important than the in-ring wrestling action.
Granted that CM Punk delivered the Pipebomb, which is hailed by his fans as one of the very best promos of all time, Kevin Nash cut his teeth with some of the greatest characters in wrestling history such as Hulk Hogan, Scott Hall and Ric Flair. With that in mind, it isn't too surprising that Nash cut promos way better than Punk's Pipebomb, that too on a weekly basis -- first as a part of The Outsiders with Hall and then as an nWo member with Hall, Hogan, Konnan and several other legendary characters!
Furthermore, instead of engaging in spot-fests like several performers of the current era are guilty of doing, Nash made his moves count and ensured that he focused on the promos and storylines too -- Instead of just engaging in a "Superkick Party" and making a mockery of the great art that is professional wrestling...
Logan King
#5 It's not personal -- It's strictly business
Funnily enough, although most may credit the famous line -- It's not personal; it's strictly business -- to the classic movies from The Godfather franchise; a rather shining example of the same in recent memory is when UFC megastar Conor McGregor mouthed a similar phrase to his arch-rival Khabib Nurmagomedov during their UFC Lightweight Title fight!
It's only business. Kevin Nash is a man of business, and a true master at the art of not allowing his personal differences with a business associate or rival get in the way of his work. Nash worked for several pro-wrestling organizations including WCW (1990-93 and 1996-2001), WWE (1993-96, 2002-04 and from 2011 to the present day), as well as Impact Wrestling (2004-11).
Despite having several creative differences as well as legitimate personal rivalries with fellow industry veterans such as Chris Jericho, Goldberg and a few others; Nash has always been a consummate professional -- working with whoever is put in front of him. On the other hand, CM Punk who had for long complained about part-timers being given prominent spots at WrestleMania, eventually went on to fight on the PPV section of UFC 203 and UFC 225, thereby taking up the spot which could've easily seen a better-trained fighter be featured in it.
Honestly speaking, Nash knows how to brush aside personal differences so as to get the job done, whereas Punk is yet to go of the grudge he holds against the WWE...
Alexander Green
#4 A "real" fighter
Despite having trained with former UFC Lightweight Champion Anthony Pettis, current UFC Welterweight Champion Tyron Woodley as well as Ben Askren (a highly accomplished amateur wrestler who is currently undefeated and previously held the Welterweight title in both ONE FC and Bellator) -- all under the tutelage of widely respected former kickboxer and world-class coach Duke Roufus at Roufusport -- CM Punk failed to win even a single MMA fight.
Although Mickey Gall may have been too tough a challenge for Punk, the man known as Mike Jackson whom Punk lost to decisively at UFC 225, is regarded by many as a regional-level MMA fighter. Regardless of which, Jackson managed to control, mock and dominate Punk in the Octagon; besides also quite literally slapping him around with ease over the course of 3 rounds. On an edition of the Joe Rogan Experience (JRE Podcast), veteran UFC commentator Joe Rogan strongly asserted that Punk has "no athletic talent".
On the contrary, Kevin Nash was the go-to guy in a confrontation or a melee scenario all through his time in WCW and WWE in the 1990s and early 2000s. Now, granted that knocking a drunk bar patron out is considered to be easier than winning a professional MMA fight, however, a bar fight or street fight scenario is undoubtedly riskier -- not only because of the potential of being attacked by multiple assailants but also due to weapons (guns, knives, etc) being used.
Be it in his altercation with Don DeVoe, his fights on the college campus, or in the altercations on the road where he protected his fellow wrestlers; Nash is someone whom none of the troublemakers messed with. Add to that his training and experience in the armed forces, and you have a "real fighter" who just so happens to be much more dangerous than a man about 20 years his junior...
Tyler Reed
#3 Guaranteed contracts
One of the key professional wrestling personalities who share a ton of credit with Kevin Nash and Scott Hall in this realm is former WCW President Eric Bischoff. When Hall parted ways with the WWE in mid-1996, Nash followed suit -- with Hall & Nash making a huge impact in WCW programming, on the 10th of June, 1996, as "The Outsiders".
I'd like to hark back to the time when CM Punk was fresh off his "Pipebomb" promo which transpired on the June 27th, 2011 episode of Monday Night RAW. Following which, on the August 15th, 2011 episode of RAW, Punk engaged in a war of words with Nash -- a promo in which the man, formerly known as "Diesel", absolutely destroyed Punk!
After Punk made a few comments about his younger sister stating how she thought Nash was dead -- with Punk thereby throwing shade at Nash's age (Kevin was around 52 years old at the time) -- "Big Daddy Cool" fired back at Punk, stating that if it weren't for Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, wrestlers like Punk wouldn't have the luxury of guaranteed contracts.
In simple terms, Hall and Nash jumping ship from WWE to WCW, shook up the industry, as both WWE and WCW then began offering their respective stars guaranteed contracts. Well, although CM Punk loyalists may claim that he shook up the business, the numbers prove that it was indeed Kevin Nash who revolutionized professional wrestling in 1996, 3 years before Punk made his debut in 1999...
Brody Morales
#2 Mainstream success
It was at WrestleMania XI that then WWE Champion Diesel aka Kevin Nash defended his title against Shawn Michaels in a star-studded affair -- as the former was escorted to the ring by Hollywood icon Pamela Anderson, whereas Michaels was accompanied by Sid and popular actress Jenny McCarthy.
The appearances by the aforementioned wildly-popular actresses garnered the WWE a considerable amount of mainstream media coverage at the time, as did Nash's celebration with the ladies after he successfully defended his WWE Championship by defeating The Heart Break Kid. It was around this time that Nash was one of the most recognizable faces, representing professional wrestling in mainstream popular culture.
While CM Punk has featured in his fair share of movies, his resume pales in comparison to that of Nash. Kevin Nash has starred in several movies and TV shows in prominent roles -- including The Punisher (2004), Magic Mike (2012), Magic Mike XXL (2015), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1997), Detroiters (2017) and Living the Dream (2017). It's also noteworthy that Nash's acting chops have earned a greater degree of critical acclaim than that of Punk's work in the acting dominion.
Furthermore, most of Punk's mainstream fame is often attributed to him serving as an example of someone trying and failing to make it in the beautiful yet dangerous sport of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA)...
Charles Foster
#1 Not afraid to lose
They say you're not a true winner until you've learnt how to lose. Well, Kevin Nash knows a thing or two about losing, and a lot more about winning!
Nash has always possessed a business-like approach to professional wrestling and is respected by most of his peers for putting over other performers. In other words, Nash didn't make a fuss if he found himself booked to lose to someone.
In fact, during his speech at the 2015 WWE Hall of Fame ceremony, Diesel's good friend Shawn Michaels -- who inducted Nash into the Hall of Fame -- strongly emphasized that one of Nash's best qualities was that he treated the WWE and pro-wrestling as a business entity. Nash didn't care if he won or lost -- all he cared about was entertaining the fans and raking in millions of dollars at the box office -- a win-win situation for everyone.
Nash presently makes sporadic appearances in the WWE as well as the indie circuit -- currently holding the Big Time Wrestling Heavyweight Championship -- and unlike certain other performers who were known to get way too emotional over losing to a fellow performer in the ring, Nash has always been a thorough professional.
Eli Murphy
Liked and subscribed.
Grayson Williams
this is the best thread in asp history
based and WolfGodbilled
Jackson Fisher
too bad there's 92 reasons nash is a bitch
Cooper Reed
Both are cucks, only difference one is cucked to countless bulls other got his ass beat and cucked by his own son
Evan Lewis
Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992.
Owen Torres
Only there isn't. There is a 50 reasons why Kevin Nash is better than CM Punk though.
youtube.com
Ya seethe?
Dylan Lee
>REMINDER
OH NO NO NO NO NO!
Christian Morris
>he writes fanfic about a 60 year old man
kek what a loser
Blake Ortiz
>He idolises and defends this absolute cuckold as a bastion of Masculinity on the internet for free
What a pathetic simp you are.
Jack Nelson
ya seethe?
Isaac Gonzalez
Why didnt anyone fuck this thread up by saying that he was raped at gunpoint for the first reason
Jonathan Torres
K W A B
Brody Campbell
TLDR you fucking faggot lmao
Henry Morales
based
Asher Fisher
KNWR ITSO92 KWAB
Xavier Ramirez
>1992
Jesus Christ cmon
Ryan Rodriguez
BASED
Dylan Perry
Autism
Joseph Myers
But all of this is irrelevant because Nash is a liberal. He's essentially disqualified himself by sucking Hollywood Jewish cock so he's officially cringe and bluepilled
Kayden James
Based. I do the same, I play every side of every meme here on Yea Forums. Sometimes I'll pretend to be an ECHAD, sometimes a newjachad, sometimes and aewchad, left wing, right wing, I've played a tranny before, I played a Muslim, carter etc
Hudson Carter
Vince, strap, NOW!
Austin Morgan
Greatest thread ever. Nash is fucking BASED. CM Punk is a fake tough guy geek.
Andrew Bell
*Most samefagged thread ever.
Carter is fucking CRINGE.
Nash is a raped simp.
Jayden Wilson
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Liam Sanchez
No one thinks this wolfie. I hate punk but even he is better than Nash at everything. Nash is just an anti draw ugly cuck that was raped and gets beat up by his wifes son.
Mason Adams
chads don't call themselves chads
Cameron Lopez
#0 Overcoming sexual trauma
Dominic Perry
KWAB
Daniel Ramirez
Sticky this thread because Nash is the GOAT
Brody Johnson
50 reasons why Kevin Nash is better than CM Punk
1. Kevin has served his country
2. Kevin has bounced at strip clubs
3. Kevin is bigger
4. Kevin lifts weights
5. Kevin is stronger
6. Kevin is more intelligent
7. Kevin is funnier #AverageCarpentrySkills
8. Kevin is more intimidating
9. Kevin isn't a MMA wannabe
10. Kevin would beat CM Punk in a shoot
11. Kevin has a larger then life presence
12. Kevin is more charismatic
13. Kevin is a better promo
14. Kevin cut REAL pipe bombs in WCW
15. Kevin is a better worker #PuppetMaster
16. Kevin treats his fans well
17. Kevin gets recognised in airports without a belt & gimmick shirt
18. Kevin has more friends
19. Kevin won the WWF World Heavyweight Championship only 4 years into his career
20. Kevin helped Stone Cold Steve Austin get hired by WWF
21. Kevin is responsible for the large downside guaranteed money contracts CM Punk has had
22. Kevin doesn't look like he's a short order cook from Pikeville Waffle House
23. Kevin (alongside Scott Hall & Hulk Hogan) was the catalyst that ignited the 90's pro wrestling boom
24. Kevin (alongside Scott Hall & Hulk Hogan) was the founding father of the greatest faction in the history of the business
25. Kevin played a major role (on screen & off) in (arguably) the greatest angle in the history of the business
26. Kevin was one half of The Outsiders
27. Kevin helped revolutionize the business
28. Kevin was one of the pioneers of the cool heel
29. Kevin was on top in a more competitive era with better talent
30. Kevin has wrestled most of the greats
31. Kevin has sold more merchandise
32. Kevin drew bigger TV ratings
33. Kevin was a bigger draw & more over in his prime
34. Kevin had a bigger impact in the business
35. Kevin always took great care of his hair
36. Kevin helped CM Punk's friend Samoa Joe get hired by TNA
37. Kevin was never advocate of Zack Ryder
38. Kevin is better commentator
39. Kevin gets acting roles in Hollywood
40. Kevin doesn't take pockets for granted
Benjamin Reyes
40. Kevin doesn't take pockets for granted
41. Kevin is a sommelier
42. Kevin knows what is breast for business #SizeMatters
43. Kevin never blatantly stole his moves from Puroresu stars
44. Kevin doesn't have a restraining order against his own mother
45. Kevin didn't bang Matt Hardy's sloppy seconds
46. Kevin isn't his own biggest mark
47. Kevin isn't a hypocrite i.e. never complained about part timers while pushing for a match with Stone Cold Steve Austin
48. Kevin never took his ball & went home
49. Kevin is a good samaritan
50. Kevin grants wishes in his spare time
Isaiah Gonzalez
Hudson Wright
NuMbeR TeNnn, KeviiiNNnn NashheetTTyyyy RaAppPeeDDD in NineEEnty TwooOOO
Alexander Johnson
Top 1 reason why CM Punk is better than Kevin Nash
1. Punk wasn't raped
Ryder Garcia
Waffle house chef BTFO
Jack Robinson
James Reed
KWAB
Carter Gonzalez
CM Punketty
Dylan Morris
>Kevin Nash has starred in several movies and TV shows in prominent roles -- including The Punisher (2004), Magic Mike (2012), Magic Mike XXL (2015), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1997), Detroiters (2017) and Living the Dream (2017). It's also noteworthy that Nash's acting chops have earned a greater degree of critical acclaim than that of Punk's work in the acting dominion.
Nice fanfic. His only starring role was being the 6th man in Magic Mike XXL and even then he was mostly featured in the back. Now he's crying on twitter that Netflix wont hire him.
Asher Sanchez
COPE
Movies Nash has starred in
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze
>The Punisher
>The Longest Yard
>Dead or Alive
>Rock of Ages
>Magic Mike
>Magic Mike XXL
>John Wick
Outside of the Rock and Batista, has there ever been a wrestler who made such a successful transition into acting? Before anyone says Cena or Piper they've only had maybe one notable role in a successful film and have otherwise starred in garbage. Kevin Nash is one of the few 90's wrestlers I can think of who's been able to maintain his relevance amidst a huge group of talented wrestlers who eventually faded into obscurity. Even Austin and Hogan failed in Hollywood and eventually quit.
David Evans
>Mizcarder
Ayy lmao
John Lee
14: He was friends with his own parents to get food from them and grow big. Punk ran from home like a bitch first chance he got and became midget
Gavin Kelly
Again, no matter how you spin it, he's not the star in any of those films. Literally this is the only movie he was the star of and it's a 20 cent Wal-Mart bin movie.
Parker Watson
Still billed second.
Thomas Long
1 reason Nashetty is just as cringe as Philletty:
Nashetty got raped by 2 negroids at gunpoint in the WHITE HOT summer of 1992
Aiden Rogers
The Crippler Crossface Cheesesteak is served with horse semen sauce.
Kayden Wood
the based H o r "SEmen"
Henry Hughes
Everyone is better than CM Punk.
William Edwards
All memes aside, I wonder how does it everyday feel to have 4 penises inserted into your rectum?
Like, I've never been fucked in the ass, but I imagine it takes quite a bit of work with prep, lube, foreplay, fingers, being slow etc
But to think to have 4 just seems a bit excessive tbqh.
Doesn't it feel uncomfortable and a bit awkward for the 4 guys doing it? Their peepees are touching each other and they probably feel super uncomfortable? They also have to try and stand around each other so there can't be much space, and they might step on each others feet easily.
If they're doing it in like a pile driver position (the standard I assume) what if someone falls over? Doesn't it mean at least someone else goes with them?
And then what about the person taking it? Does it just feel more weird and impractical? Obviously there may be a bit of pain but if they're prepared enough it's probably not a big deal anyway?
So would it feel good?
Like for a girl it feels nice because it pushes against her vaginal wall and stimulates her Gspot, but would 4 do it because it just seems not handy?
For a guy it's likely earlier because the Gspot is located up the ass, but it would have to be at an angle that 4 dudes in pile-driver can't realistically perform?
Is 4 too much? Opinions?
Grayson Bennett
Kevin definitely liked it.
Jaxson Allen
I shoved a ping pong ball in my ass and it took me ages trying to get it out. Eventually when I shot it out across the room I felt a sharp pain but nothing major that lasted. There was a bit of poop on it too. Can't imagine four 7" dicks being shoved in there.
Levi Campbell
you name is Kevin? keep your imaginary sex life out of my Nash thread
Ryan Williams
It's your you pajeet, and nope.
Benjamin Wood
Based
Angel Gutierrez
based
Samuel Garcia
the minus five star frog splash
Nolan Murphy
NASHETTY ON SUICIDE WATCH
Gavin Adams
Reminder Kevin Nash is one of wrestling's all time great draws while the summer of Punk was a failure.
Christopher Ortiz
K.