SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD #2

what does ember moon's pussy smell, taste and look like?

What's the point of naming it smackdown LIVE? Why RAW is not RAW Live?

>WoooOooooOoooo

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You incels are so lucky SJW culture protects you. Years ago you all would be called out for the closet faggots you really are

WTF WAS THAT? ARE CANADIAN WOMEN LIKE THAT?

>Terrible
>Horrendous
>Like a burned steak

YOU TAPPED OUT

Because it’s pre recorded

dilate

Lol no it's not you dumb cuck

Decent match
Fuck off with another Charles push though

>daniel bryan had a major announcement
>scraped it and decided to kill roman
wwe doesn't give a fuck about this dweeb lmao

The only way to save this smackdown is for roman v buddy to be a good match

Wait for 290 posts, you fucking slut

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Yes it is. Raw has always been taped that's why they never call it Live you stupid guck.

>another fucking RAW recap

REAL gamethread that wasn't made 100 posts early by a fucktard

Please tell me we're getting some Funhouse tonight.
Also does anyone have the ding-dong diddly Wyatt picture?

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Rolling

i offer mine to the game

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This is the thread for chads who don’t like trannys

Cryyyying
Ya seeeething
Ya boiling

>1 poster
yeah sure idiot

Give me the bible AJ

New

REAL THREAD

New

New

New

stop fucking competing over who makes a new thread. and don't abandon threads until 300.
faggots

based pedotranny

Fucking virgin

Why hasn’t there been a caveman who’s been frozen in ice gimmick? Would be dimes

this

Baste

Shut it dweeb and shut it now

do you think this is going to work

Cringe

shouldn't the janitor be deleting all these extra threads?

What have YOU done to #StandUpForWWE?

This is why.

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WUH WAH WAIT ROMAN WATCH OUT

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W-W-WAIT ROMAN WATCH OUT!

WHA WHAT WAIT ROMAN WATCH OUT

oh boy more raw recaps

based. this is an NON-tranny thread

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AHHHHhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
Roman watch out

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This package again?

why would he? he doesn't reveive any payment anyway

They can't honestly think showing this over and over is a good idea, right?

I'm never quite sure which thread is the thread.

Thats kind of what the Yeti was in WCW. Kevin Sullivan took him from tibet or something and he was encased in ice leading up to world war 3 but they werent able to get the person they wanted to play him and he had a mummy costume for some reason

Worst acting than a high school play jesus

Yeah but If we can have the fiend (who is kino) why can’t they just try some campier shit. Everyone’s gimmick is just being a wrestler nowadays.

I say it because it's true

smackdown needs liv!

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then why be a janny at all?

THIS IS REPETITIVE

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this looks fucking dumb

asp is either a lawless tranny shitposting hell hole
or an over regulated shitfest and get banned for saying nigger or mustard
there is no in between

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Ok Yea Forums, stop being fucking faggots and tell me which one of you attacked Roman

Because back in the day every wrestler had a job, not a gimmick. A plumber, a garbage man

THIS ROMAN STORYLINE IS FUCKING KINO

>Hatebreed

based

Based bryan

Just had a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich, a large order of waffle fries, and a large Dr. Pepper.

Who is trying to kill Roman??? A classic whodunit...

Hello, its Godzilla

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thanks for the blog post, homo

Based, faggots and trannies BTFO

Thats weird your moms pussy tasted like chicken last night

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavemen_(TV_series)

white men dont lie bryan

based as fuck

It was samoa joe and the usos. They did it for Rikishi

It was Leu Kemia. that rascal

What was Stings job? What was warriors job? Hogan? Austin?

it was (((them)))

Bryan is right here desu
Roman assaulted Buddy and refused to stop until he got an answer even if he really didnt know, he had to give some name

Sami zayn is better than kenny omega

I DID IT

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WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

43 minutes, 1 match

IT WAS ME AUSTIN

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Bryan would permanently have a rocket strapped to his ass if he was at least 6'2.

Movie Ripoff
Space man
Super Hero
Drunk.

It was me, mmmmmm. Didn't like the big dog shitting in my yard. Knew people would recognize my badass bike so I hit him with a car instead

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GAMERS RISE UP

s o c i e t y

>Bryan would permanently have a rocket strapped to his ass if he was at least 6'2.

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HAS HE BEEN STARING AT THE TV FOR 30 MIN?!

>shooting on Epstein's dead

BASED

Joe is four inches shorter then Shane KWAB

I CALLED IT!

BADASS JOE

Harper.

>actual matches

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god i wish that were me

Can you even stand on your own piggy?

>buddy vs roman isnt the main event
Way to give away its going to be a fuck finish

if you had told me 5 years ago that Bryan would be the best promo in the company and that number was a distant 2nd I would've laughed and called you a faggot

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It's better than watch Smackdown

Damn Sarah has some guns, sexy af

fat boys match inc

Sting was a face painted beach bum
Warrior was a face painted street bum
Hogan was a bald bum
Austin was a drunk bum

An inside source says a car will crash into the ring during the match and and another attempt on the big dogs life will be made

Chick-Fil-A is literally the most overrated fast food restaurant, and I hate fags.

How do you guys actually feel about ali?
He probably has some potential

>Joe: unnffff yeah
>Shane: ooo i like that
>Joe: unfffff
>Shane: oo yeah i like that ooo
what the fuck was that

whos number 1

holy yumolia

>it's another Joe eats the pin episode

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I guess Joe is jobbing again tonight.

ali is based as fuck

reminds me of 123 kid
shit glow gimmick needs to be DROPPED

me neither, I just tab my browser to death and make sure the gamethread lives on

It's all about the game, and how you play it

And before you say it, I was spacing like this back when Yea Forums was nothing but PUDDI PUDDI and I don't use any media that requires downloads or passwords

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most over rated wrestler on the fucking roster stop shilling here holy shit it's the same fucking wwe employee kys you fucking shit skin faggot ass fake cop

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Yeah I'm thinking Murphy is in on it with DB and Rowan

sauce me in senpai

hottie

It's honestly fucking retarded how much better Bryan is than the rest of the roster

he's a shorter seth rollins

Is this the born of a new stable?

Love all 3 of the 205 trinity desu

shit gimmick
Vince should just promote Manny and put him in a turban, it would draw much better

YO I HEARD THAT OWENS IT'S ACTING LIKE A BADASS, BUT YOU KNOW WHO JOBS TO BADASSES LIKE HIM? ME, SO WATCH OUT MAN BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD WHEN YOU PIN ME

yummy

Kek

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is going to change
I close my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open

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this

What the fuck is the boatmans toll?

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD

PAY DEBTS

>fuck trannies
>fuck women
Pure faggottry CONFIRMED

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ding-dong diddly cringe

AS SUCH IS THE WHITE MANS BURDERN
TO KEEP THESE SUBHUMANS ALIVE

based asmrfag
also rip aussie

>murphy given jobber entrance

Buddy has impressive pectorals

cringe

I like Aleister Black, but his promos are cringe.

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

JOBBEER ENTRANCE FOR BUDDY LMAO

BEEEEEEEG DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGGGGGGGGGGG

who's aussie?

BIG DOGS ON THE HUNT

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what happened to buddy murphy's nxt tag team partner?

Why does Vince have a boner for verbose promos? Does he honestly think it will get him an Emmy?

It's a reference to Charon, boatman of the river Styx.
It was a tradition to place two coins in the deceased's casket so they could pay Charon to safely take them to afterlife.

NO FlNNA IS EVER TRULY DING-DONG DIDDLY

PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI

That fucking dog graphic is so fucking cheesy

Is a sniper going to take a shot at Roman?

He's the jannetty of the forgotten sons now

Bryan and Rowan couldn't have done it. Was the car a hybrid?

Buddy losing this match wouldn't make sense in storyline.

I lol'd
DUDE
do you just run this through every single filter you have?

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THIS IS BUDDYS BIGGEST MATCH OF HIS CAREER
DONT FUCK THIS UP KID
YOU'RE WITH THE TOP WOLF

just tuned, what did i miss?

KINO TIME

I almost forgot Roman is on Smackdown

Kek what a nerd

>a random smackdown match with roman reigns is bigger than winning the top title in your division in your hometown in front of like 45,000 people

I'm surprised Buddy isn't that much shorter than Roman.

Anyone noticed that Roman is being received more positively lately?

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That's why Bryan will come out.

Buddy actually getting some offence in, i though this is gonna be a Goldberg-like squash

>when you finally finish that game on your backlog
Thanks to the based E for giving me background noise enough to play vidya to

Leukemia does wonders, you should try it

Buddy losing to Roman won't be bad desu. Him getting the match is a good sign

"Jobber entrance"
Isn't real you cucks

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roman doing braun tossing

does he still have fag hair? What's his gimmick?

Seth is so bad people actually want to see Roman back on top

Settle Vince, settle.

Surprisingly competitive match

Why would it be? Buddy is being set up as a Star right now

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This is actually pretty fun if slow

>lexi’s ex uses sasha’s double knees move
what did buddy mean by that?

God that's fucking hot

>that delayed sell by Roman

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THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

I'm happy for Buddy

Haven't watched Smackdown for like a month, who's this Eddie Murphie fella and why I should care.

Does anyone have deepfriedvincemcmahonwithlasereyes.jpg?
Been looking for it.

>Murphy says it was Rowan
>Rowan & Bryan were in the arena minutes before Reigns came out
>Reigns doesn't attack Rowan but attacked Murphy for not saying anything

Charon was the ferryman to the mythological underworld, but to enter his boat he forced you to pay a toll

Their gimmick is being veterans (I think one of them actually is) that no one gives a shit about

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>Surprisingly
Only if you cant tell when theyre pushing someone

You shouldn't

he's like kenny omega but australian and straight

Why did people think that they would have Reigns just squash him?

this is the same company that had reigns go 10 min against the b-team and struggle against jobber Jinder

Roman letting Buddy get some in because he knows the guy got kinda screwed with that bullying shit weeks ago, too bad it won't mean much because management still wants Roman to win. So it's gonna be Buddy getting in all of this offense then losing to a single spear.

Anyone wanna watch Godzilla

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>niggers in a Skittles commerical
What did they mean by this?

The only man who can take down the new day

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Now if WWE could into smart booking here, they'd have Murphy win and play up the story of Roman being too focused on who is trying to kill him and not being in control of his emotions
Build a new guy and throw a winkle into Roman's character
Now let's see what they actually do...

He was a cruiserweight champ until wrestlemania, this is his first televised match

and better is every way

>straight

latino kevin owens?

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I like that Pizza Hut is bringing back the old logo. Never liked the new one.

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Or they'll drop a light on Roman.

Depends, which one?
Haven't watched GMK in a while.

This is worse than any match Buddy had on 205

excellent sell from murph
and he's getting chants with roman
this is good this reminds me of when roman was facing finn
murph might get pushed like finn which is great

not enough flips for ya?

Rolling Rolling Rolling

BASED BUDDY SELLING LIKE THE CHAMP

Buddy is working the dynamic of the match really well

shit show

based best bout machine

I've watched a few lately

i keep farting a lot anons but I ate a lot of chips and pepperoni today and am drinking whisky
also this match is pretty fucking meh

I've found a Godzillachad

I'm fine with any of them

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This is also the same company that had Braun get squashed in a minute by Brock during his big babyface push because they thought him living through 3 F5s would make him look good

Buddy is fucking great.

You know, I would love an honesty gimmick like this

What's the lore on Green Shirt Guy?

and yet the crowd is more into this match than any he had on 205 live

Buddy is making Roman look really good. Rewarded an IC Championship run soon.

MURPHY ELBOW LEAKING

>Buddy actually looking good

hey this man match is some good shit

so sad

Buddy is based??

that's false

you're right, there is no crowd for 205 live. everyone is on the way home by then

Raped by Patt paterson in 99
Got life time tickets

BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED BUDDY BASED

he's a mark who wears a green shirt and goes to every show

HE TOOK A SUPERMAN PUNCH
MURPH IS IC TITLE TIER AT LEAST

BETTER THAN G1

Roman is immune to brainbusters

STOP SLAPPING YOUR LEG YA FUCKING PRICK

Main event Murphy, bros

Roman be like this mutha fucka kickin outta my finishing move? Doesn't he know that was the end?

This is an amazing match Murphy is such a breath of fresh air. I can't wait for Buddy vs Bryan

If buddy wins after a jobber entrance I will be impressed

Crowds only get into 205 matches in the last like 5 minutes

Zzzzzzzzz

holy shit, i actually thought Buddy was going to win.....before i remembered it was Roman

He's always been based as fuck, it's booking that makes him look like shit. He's a great worker.

What is the deal with manlets having competitive matches with big guys lately? First it was Cedric and Drew last night, now this.

just like my japanese wrestling

POR POQUITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

everyones gonna bitch when Reigns wins, but theyre making Murphy look so good in this

Is roman getting exposed?

all that just for Roman to land 1 (ONE) spear and win

FUCK YOU VINCE

Super based. Good on Buddy

>Even did a Kami Goye
Based Buddy been watching the G1

damn glad i was bored enough for smackdown this is good

this was the best case scenario
only thing better is if murphy stays apart of the story with bryan

Pretty good match, but needed more commercials.

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What does KWAB mean?

Buddy btfo, push never ever

This

BUDDY PUT OVER
(even in a loss)

>WATCHES NEW JAPAN ONCE

That was a good match.

ROMAN CARRYING THIS BUM TO A GREAT MATCH

SORRY LIL GUY HE'S THE BASED BIG DAWG

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>selling a spear with a back flip
cringe

Mama mia he reversed that spear into a Spanish Fly.

>have Buddy use a kamigoye as a transitional move
kek

This was a good way to do this
Roman looks actually fucking shaken
Murphy can get good momentum from this if they work it righy

Fuck this i'm watching Godzilla

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Delusional

I'm surprised Buddy got a match that competitive with Roman.

Buddy carried to Roman's first good match in over 3 years

pretty based match desu

4 stars

losers don't look good, I know.

NEW THREAD

Big Match Murphy looked strong lads

Just let them fight for a few weeks

How the fuck is it possible that Roman Reigns is more entertaining in the ring than Seth Rollins now

>having Buddy job to Roman instead of Roman getting Buddy over

PATHETIC.

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>carries Roman to a 4 star classic
Based Murph

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Fuck Samoans

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>Good women's match
>Based Bryan promo
>Buddy gets a good showing
Smackdown wins

Heart Break Kid

I'm sure Buddy could carry Seth to a good match too.

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GET IN HERE

...

BASED BUDDY UNBURYING HIMSELF

Beeg dog btfo virgin trigger spam

pls tell me this is a boy

The knees into brainbuster should have finished it, but I can't complain after a showing like that

They should have given Buddy Murphy Kevin Owens storyline

>The Revival doing Daniel's gimmick but worse

>Smacktards believe this

Nah its ok...

dilate

it means
>Kevin, Woman, and Benoit
it's implicating Sullivan for what he did to Chris Benoit and his family

is buddy trying to win lexi back

T.roastie

Buddy was never gonna win, but they put him over in the end, with Roman nodding with respect

overall, bretty good for Buddy

Why don’t fat guys like Kevin and joe just get on gear and get that fatscular powerlifter look? Would be better then just being fat

mmm don't want to mess with it

Cause food.

You eat like a pig on gear

WAY WAY BACK I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT I AINT SHARIN MY SNACKS

I cannot WAIT for Bryan vs Buddy god damnit