You've snuck into the WWE locker room. What do you do?

shake all the boys' hands as gently as possible with two fingers

>thinking the females get fully naked in the locker room
lol not a chance. At least not these days. Maybe 20 or 30 years ago. Shit, i'd bet you that even the GUYS don't get naked in locker rooms anymore. It used to be a free for all. You'd walk into a locker room and see 4 dudes playing cribbage and drinking beer totally ass-balls-naked except for their boots

Eat fried chicken over Mizs bag dressed up as Chris Benoit

huh wat u mean

I ingest a cup of WWE Superstar semen I previously purchased anonymously, pretend to be dead, then when someone comes to help me, I scream rape and collect my settlement money from Vince outside of court.

Kev is that you?

I drop my glasses milhouse style in front of Asuka even though I don't need them and crawl around Asuka to get her to do the hip dance she does, if she doesn't bite, I pick them up behind her and sniff her arse then ask her to fart on my head before I'm escorted out by Big E Langston.

Place 3 Korans (or however the fuck the how to be a pedophile book is spelled) wrapped in bacon and ham in Mustafa Ali, Sami Zayn, and Davari’s bags.

Do a 360 and leave

Came in to post this

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Ask where the hot dogs are.

Rip a huge goddamn fart that punches everyone in the face as soon as they come in and lingers in the room for hours after.

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sniff lexi's socks

Sniff the women talent used panties and socks.

Based goy

BASED AJ

Wait for Alexa to answer the call of nature then tell her I'm a member of staff and that the toilets aren't working so she shouldn't bother flushing when she's done.

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Wait until Mickie James is back from her ACL surgery and then fuck the shit out of her

Get scared of being caught where I'm not supposed to be and respectfully shut the door and return to my seat in the nosebleed section and never tell anyone what I almost did.

KWAB

shit in Randall Keith Orton's gym bag.

Rape. Lots and lots of rape.

Depends on if Undertaker is there or not. If he is, I would fucking beg him like a dog to strangle the life out of me while the lights are off.

The Virign Becko Rapist vs The Hidden Camera Chad

Cum inside Asuka's boots and draw a swastika on Lexi's top.

If I'm alone I take all the panties I can get but they can't be mixed up I need to know who's thong that is.

Find buddy "the snitch" murphy so i can beat him up

Find Bobbo's bag and steal his underwear

Eat chicken next to Benoit's bag

Based and carneypilled

>You've snuck into the WWE locker room. What do you do?
shake all the boys hands, leave a case of JD for the boys, and get out

Hide in the locker and make ghost noises so they all get real scared

present my bussy and spread my legs wide for them to use
as big e mounts me he lens forward and whispers in my ear "forever"
his rod enters my rectum and i slowly reply "...forever"

Get taken to wrestlers court.

And then what?

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Smear her shit on my face

That makes three of us

Eat chicken over people's bags

ANOOOOOONNN!!!!

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Poop in Randy Ortons bag like a redditor