Gay bill clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman"

gay bill clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman"

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LET THEM EAT COCK

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*/presses the button on the laugh track machine*

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*/presses the prostate button in your buttpussy*

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>you will never poke your head under astolfos blanket and kiss his tummy and leave hickeys on his thigh

feels like bad

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don't post lascivious imagery on this board

who quote

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let me teach you all a lesson.. coming soon

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

whoever it is they're gay af

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Chang

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

fixed*

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no that's not allowed; don't you know this TT

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I'll tell you what's allowed

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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o ok TT pls don't hurt my cute little body TTTTTTTT im sowwy save me boii

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Boii is asleep. You're mine now, hope you enjoy bruising(I'll keep your face pretty though)

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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hmph these handcuffs hurt tt

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

why do faggots spam pictures of anime girls? you're clearly not that interested in japanese animation. this is basically because homosexuality is a mental illness caused by trauma, if you look at the male characters posted in this thread they basically look like anime girls with a penis grafted on, this is because your brain is confused and trying to justify the fact that homosexuality is a poor choice and yet you've deluded yourself into thinking it's a real thing

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I'm pretty faggy I guess i duno. but I never post anime. what are you on about nerd.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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I just want to fuck cute boys

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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if you read my post you'd see the pattern even in the picture you posted but your aids afflicted mongoloid brain can't even figure that one out

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I read it, and it appears you are the confused one my friend. even your picture is a mashup of harry potter and sylvester stalone which doesn't make much sense.

Your fortune: Average Luck

haha whoa

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dubs, me over right

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

post your butt already

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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dubs me over middle

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Everyone post vocaroos doing your best bill clinton impressions ok go

I would but it would just be something stoopid like "I am billy clinton, ok bye!~" so not worth it.

Your fortune: Average Luck

you down bot

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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ya

Your fortune: Good Luck

it's amazing what you can find in your saved tabs

yuki.la/aco/1345788

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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that's me but I have red hair

Your fortune: Good Luck

that's me *provides no evidence*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Good Luck

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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post
your
bussy

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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404 not found, maybe if you ask nice.

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please
c'mon nobody is looking

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only if you admit you were on ms2 and show proof

Your fortune: Outlook good

am I really doing this right now

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I mean, I already know you were there. also I duno why I like this image so much; it's so funny TT

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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fuck this

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For nobody except yourself?

Good morning. Sleep well?

don't be a scare

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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I did.

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That's nice. Also thanks for that advice you gave me the other day. I ended up going to the exam and passing it.

You should thank yourself

Got work today?

It feels like we have the same non-conversation every day.

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hey eric hows the weather

KIRA IT'S COLD

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Sorry, I just don't know what else to say.

I know.

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kira i fucking stabbed myself with my overgrown toenail

Still doing drugs?

Still getting off on traps?

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Unfortunately yes. It's a sickness I can't yet cure.

>cure
>for your sexuality

For someone intelligent you sure say stupid things.

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I'll have you know that I cook really well.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

But I'm not a fag.
Today I saw a really cute girl and I think I fell in love with her.

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But can you suck cock really well?
bruh you are so confused it is getting goofy
do you even KNOW what you like? You even said you loved me wth get your brain screwed on correctly

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I suck my own pepper and it likes it.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I don't love you. I think you forgot what we talked about.

I could lick the tip when I was younger

Your fortune: Average Luck

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is that....

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I just like your company, that's all.

catfish is straight

I will be at eagle bank arena April 2nd, just saying; not like you can find me or nething; or maybe you can.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

who cares

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u

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

fuuuuuuuck this

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FUCK YOU

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No f-fuck you catfish.

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shit

You want to what me?

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yea u are

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Please don't ignore me.

sissy harem @ catfish

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hi

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Please love me.

come to salt lake city

>I don't love you
>Please love me

uh huh..

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my tummy hurts. I feel sleepy. I want to be loved.

*hug's you*

is that you cuteposter?

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Why're you calling me that. You know very well who I am.

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I guess you're cute, sometimes.

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I'm not.

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okay then

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is this a circlejerk? kind of is

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For how long have you been on this board?

this was my first post archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/1863469/#1863469

but I didn't post seriously until like a year later

glad the suebi threads are alive in spirit

at least I don't have to pretend to give a shit about people to garner replies and a little harem

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Please don't utter that name here.

I'd never be part of your harem and you know that.

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I wouldn't want you lol. Remember how we talked for all of 5 minutes before I gave up on you?

"We talked"? You mean "you talked"?

Someone had to.

I'm bad at talking with people anyway.

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I've noticed

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I should find new friends and hobbies.

yeah I bet you can snoboard and do mountain biking. unless ur fat; in which case you should take up weightloss as a hobby.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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I'm not fat and I lift weights around 4-5 times a week already.

Also Catfish if you ever get that harem of yours please borrow me one cute boy so I can make his life miserable.

you sound like a girl sometimes and not in a good way

catfish uptop
LoLe

s4s down bot

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well I'm like a girl (boy) so I'm trying to be not mean (girls are mean) but nice at the same time so I guess I fail some times; I was just trying to be helpful. also if ur fat u shoud literally stop being fat.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

you really like that girl, huh?

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It's not that I like him. I just want to make him suffer a lot.

well that's not very nice

Your fortune: Average Luck

I'm not sure if talking to you is amusing or painful

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Why would it be painful?

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gosh I need to sleep

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

It's seemingly impossible to get through to you. I know this is just random conversation at the end of the day but idk... you seem "shut off"

and why would it be amusing?
Also like I said, I'm really hard to talk to. I blame it on my late autism.

I don't know, you're just amusing to me. Not in a belittling way it's just idk..

I want to make you 'better' and that's not even my fetish

I doubt that you can make me "better" but I know for sure that you can improve your lifestyle and that would make me a bit happier.

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or to quote 28 days later: "I don't want her to cope. I want her to be fucking okay"

I understand I'm a presumptuous asshole and at times I'm bullying you, it really isn't my business to "fix" you and I knew going in you'd not want that. Just a weird thought I had, really.

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mmm the glazed over dead, soulless eyes of a trap

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What a gross, disgusting, vile, atrocious, hideous, horrific, loathsome, rotten, fetid, abominable, repugnant, nauseating creature you are.

I just realized that I'm late for classes.

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why is this lumberjack wearing his sisters clothes and a birthday wig?

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I think that's shiro

iz his clothes
hes a pretty girl

shiro the diamond minecart

Your a dumb fucking retard if you thought you could win. Fuck off back to your dumbass boi cave that probably smells of filth and last weeks meel. Burn in hell you lieing fat fag
Your whole life is a retard circle jerk staring the biggest offender of the term ever. Now your gonna do the same thing to Aru you do to everyone

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The obsessed lad

the mentally ill boi

Why can't you anons see I'm doing you a solid?

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We love Catfish.

No, no you don't. He is bade for Yea Forums kind. He must be exterminated before his influence brainwashes all of your kind

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What do you do besides talk about how much of a fag you are?

I made an epic thread about what you do right after you masturbate and it got 29 replies without me

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Based af

you are a fucking dumb faggot, shut the fuck up