Most interesting match on the show is fucking tye dillinger vs stardust

>most interesting match on the show is fucking tye dillinger vs stardust
>following Suzuki vs Okada, Tanahashi vs ZSJ, KENTA vs Ishii, and Bate vs WALTER
What the fuck are they thinking?

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Totally agree. Making the same mistakes as every other budding promotion, pushing total nobodies and pushing anyone who even had a cup of coffee in WWE. That's why I think the amazing success AEW is having is a fad, a bubble. They're is no way they have enough depth or interesting stars to maintain a consistent viewership on TV.

No one cares about gook wrestling on the west besides a niche audience. Check NJPWorld numbers compared to what DoN, FTF and FFTF did. NJPW averages 40.000 viewers on the west for big shows.

>proceds to name gooks that only a couple a neckbeards know
I can smell you from here.

>Page vs Jericho
I don't give a single fuck about Adam Page, but Jeriboomer will probably have some cringe memeworthy gimmick and a bladejob is guaranteed so I might watch
>Mox vs Kenni
A true test of Omeme's ceiling as a wrestler. If he can carry Mox to a G1 worthy match he can save a lot of face.
>Literal who tag team match
Don't care
>Tag team match featuring the Young Cucks
Definitely won't be watching this
>CAWdy vs the catering champ
Guaranteed 3 star match.
>Three-way floor gymnastics exhibition
Skipping it
>21 woman battle royale
The only must-watch match on this card, the level of botching will be legendary

>implying anybody outside of neckbeards and switch faces would give 2 shits about Omega vs Moxley

>21 woman battle royale
I hope the tranny wins it, just to see everyone seethe and get salty, but not be able to express their anger (cause you can't shit on trans people apparently).

>What the fuck are they thinking?

they are making the best of their shit roster

where are they getting the other women if the battle royale only decides one of the title match women

>21 woman casino battle royale

KEK. So for all the posturing about inclusiveness and diversity they're just going to shit all the women on their roster into a curtainjerker battle royale just like the WWE puts womens's matches on the preshow or in death spots.

There's gonna be a Joshi match to decide the other challenger. Brainlet.

have any of their women matches even been on the main show aside from Brandi?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 3rd PPV and already they have exhausted all their possible matches so AEWtists are left with this shit AHAHAHAHAHAH

you do know there is an overlap between neckbeards and AEWtists right?

The best thing about this show will be Cornette's review of it.

Does AEW even have 21 women?

>young cucks Vs Lucha Brothers

Fucking Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz how many times has this match been done over the past couple of years.

Brandi alone has 6 different gimmicks

Jesus Christ, I can see them doing something like having Brandi enter 3-4 different times under different gimmicks. Is CAWdy a big enough mark to book something like that?

They're getting in a bunch of women for one off deals like Jazz and Roddy Piper's daughter.

I can see them signing Piper full time, just so they can say they have Roddy's daughter on the roster.

3 faces of brandi because hahaha more attitde era reference because we're not rent free seething based based based *dabs*

Do you guys want them to build new stars or no?
>its 1990
>Carder just got big and is pushed into the main event
>Who is this faggot, lmao no-name cunt, literally who, we need Sammartino back fuck this nu-male no draw shitters

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This.
NJPW paid zero dollars for those views. They literally get the venues for free on some occasions, and are using their roster as opposed to throwing away money on shitters like Jelly and the guy with no legs, etc... While AEW is dumping millions into the product so far. Even if AEW does great ratings and attendance continously NJPW will still make more profit, just like they are making a profit on Royal Quest while NXT UK pissed away millions and still got BTFO by NJPW who weren't even trying to.

>implying carder ever drew a dime
Also barely any of the people on these cards is "new". Like I guess page and darby?

>Also barely any of the people on these cards is "new"

All the guys are relatively young (except Jericho Spears Cucks and Cody) and still developing. I'd say give them all a chance.

They will fill the empty places with guys who feel like woman that day.

>All the guys are relatively young
Omega, Trent, Chuckie, Lucha bros, janella, and havoc have been around forever

Yes, they have the whole DD/TJPW and Stardom roster at their disposal.

>dumpster diving to find 21 women to be progressive

>Proceeds to think AEW's roster is any different
I can smell you from here.

mox v kenny is potential kino
rest looks like crap. hangman v jericho has potential to be an absolute disaster, especially if they give it over 20 minutes

The three way and Omega vs. Moxley are the only ones I care about. Both tag team matches seem dull to me because we've seen Lucha Brothers vs. Young Bucks too many times now and I'm done with it, and they made this tag team thing too convoluted.. they had to wrestle all the teams to get a "buy in". The rest I don't care.

>21 "woman" Battle Royal
>1st name is Nyla

Shouldn't that be a 20 Woman Battle Royal? Not saying it can't be in the match, but can we just call it what it is?

Who gives one single flying fuck if this guy wants to be a she, just call him that and he will be happy and everyone is happy and nobody screams like a faggot about it.

Nobody can compete with NJPW when it comes to actual quality.

Different audience, user.

Too bad that that quality cant fill buildings in America. Also, take a shower.

Who fucking cares.

I agree with virtually everything you've said except I've been positively surprised by Page (not a lot, but a little) and I think the Cody/Speers match will actually be good because Cody is probably the least stupid person booking wrestling on the entire continent.

I usually hate trannies doing sports with women but wrestling is fake so I actually wouldn't mind this.

Yeah, I think most of them have been.

I think you're right. They gave her loads of time in their recent promo video for All In. It was shit.

Jazz looked pretty menacing though.

I don't think they have any relationship with Stardom. So far they seem to be just using women who are/were freelance or were working for TJPW or Gatoh Move. Riho going to Stardom only happened SINCE she appeared on AEW, I don't think it indicates some big relationship.

They're definitely going to give it 20 minutes, mate. At least.

Fuck. I want AEW to be good, I really do. But that is going to be murder.

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Mox vs Omega could be a great match with the correct booking, but I know they will fail on that. AEW will try "le epic Kenny Omega match" and this isnt gonna work with Mox

These retards really don't understand that none of the names Brandi mentioned before they introduced Teal Piper were named for the battle royal?

Imagine thinking AEW will actually be good.

Everything there looks good but no match (besides the battle royal, because it has to) should go beyond 15 mins. After some of those long ass matches at Fight For the Fallen, which didn't work, they shouldn't try and go for that. MAYBE you can have Kenny & Mox or the Bucks matches go up to like 20, but nothing else.

Is Yuka Sakazaki wrestling on this or not?

I'm just wondering when the goodwill runs out. They haven't had a great show yet.

no

>Osaka 9/1
>Sakisama, Misao & Martha vs. Yuka Sakazaki, Rika Tatsumi & Antonio Honda
Only Piper, Ivelisse and Jazz are in the battle royal. The rest of those names are bullshit

Anyone want to bet 20 that Nyla Rose wins the battle royale

How's G1 in Dallas coming?

What does that have to do with the all out card being shit retard

>brings NJPW up for no reason
>compares NJPW's Western viewership to a Western promotion
Based cultist

>most interesting match on the show is fucking tye dillinger vs stardust
How the fuck is that interesting at all?

>happened about a month ago
>aewtists literally can't forget about it
in ya head rent free

Yea this card is shit I wanna see Rollins vs Lesnar again and based Kofi defending his title

>The match that will actually draw, mox vs Kenny, is just a wwe dream match
The state

Thats the point ya simp

kek what a bitch

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They've done an absolutely shit job at making Page look credible.
>win geek battle royal
>pin shitter havoc in a meaningless 4-way
>nearly go to time limit draw against Kip Sabian
Who the fuck would want this guy main eventing after seeing all that shit?