Broke spic begging for pesos gimmick soon

broke spic begging for pesos gimmick soon

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I think his contract is up soon, Vince better be ready to personally drive a dump truck full of money to Rey's doorstep or else I'm afraid he's going to AEW.

He should get a lowrider for his entrance. That will get him over.

Does he have anyone in AEW he likes?

Jericho but rey is better off signing a legends deal and living off mask sales til the end of days.

Why does he need money so bad?

ADR return confirmed so they'll recreate the JBL/Shawn angle again. BASED rooted in realism melodrama kino

he's never coming back

You guys realize Rey is doing this entire return to get his fat son a spot at the Performance Center, right?

Rey you fucking killed a guy. How is a loss to el idolo the thing that breaks you? Your family is in their 20s youve wrestled almost 3 decades and you got merchandise, how do you not have money? Do you have a crippling hooker and cocaine addiction?

based retard user conflating wrestling fiction with real life

There actually are dirtsheet reports from the early 2000s about Rey blowing most of his paychecks on viagra and action figures

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Is there a department in WWE that does nothing but think up new ways to make costumes look ugly and gay?

Unironically based

Wait is he legitimately in need of money or am I being worked

Need to see them, sounds funny as fuck.

Sauce, because I'm going to fap while I read them.

TIC
TOC

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Gonna lead to him turning heel and teaming with Andrade.

He will wrestle Liger at WK

>held together by tape
2009 memes come to life

Rey almost doesn't hold grudge to anyone, in AEW he is close friends with Jericho and Malenko, he gave a push to Cody at 'Mania so I think he has a friendship with the Rhodes, the lucha bros and young bucks suck his cock everytime they can, and being partners with AAA means he has a connection with Konnan.
I would think is better for him to stay with WWE only for money, but for better treatment he has a very good option with AEW.

Andrade is gonna start The Ungovernables stable, with Rey, Rush, Hijo del Fantasma Selina Vega and Io Shirai.

AEW likes him. NJPW likes him. Every promotion likes him and most of them wouldn't book him like shit like wwememe.

and KEMONITO as master mind

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wow putting a young talent like Andrade over means booking him like shit, but then you turn around to complain when WWE never let the young talents go over boomer stars from the 90s wow

>book him like shit
There is absolutely nothing wrong with using an injury prone 44 year old high flyer to put over younger talent. In fact anything else would be fucking stupid.

You can't put people over if you have no credibility left

The booking of Rey Mysterio is just one of myriad reasons WWE is a flaming trash heap.