RAM Gamethread #5

Pray for seiko hojo. Don't let her lose her smile.

i am NOT going to a middle school party without knowing how to kiss

Sasha is cute there. Bayley is a natural disaster

tranny

NEXT

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are we making a thread for the steve austin show?

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Time for the Yea Forums butthurt main event of the evening!
Who goes over: Degenerate Weebs or Blissfags?

>Vikings were only capable of squashing jobbers
Nords BTFO

They're literally trying to pair her up with a black man

Wasn't Nikki supposed to be cray cray in NXT? The personality change is stupid.

We're winning the straps, bitch.

SEND THEM YOUR ENERGY

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Not wrestling, not interested.

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>having Sasha come out on RAW and beat up Nattie instead of coming out and costing Becky the title last night at Summerslam

Who's booking this shit?

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Blisschads gonna bury weebs into oblivion.

That shit gimmick is finally fucking gone. Pure cringe.

dilate

if the japs don't have a unique theme for their tag team you already know they lost, they've been teaming for how many months now, and they still don't get a team theme

>pretends like he's actually doing something on a Monday night

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Ciara from Jacquie et Michel TV
Ciara from Jacquie et Michel TV
Ciara from Jacquie et Michel TV

People that know a Nattie feud will result in even more lost dimes.

RAW has been pretty decent these past few weeks with the short matches and they're going to start an actual #1 contender tournament next week. Summerslam was pretty good too with solid upper card matches. W-what's going on my AEW bros? I thought this was supposed to be an easy victory.

I didn't know Lars fucked her. Guess he isn't racist after all

>oMg sAsHa bAnKs iS a hOrSeFaCe
>literally just looks like a normal mixed chick
The fuck is wrong with you people?!

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Actually would have enjoyed that angle. Vince is a fucking idiot.

it should have been me

seethe more ya tranny horse lover

>more black spooky
So is this the new Tyler Perry meme.

PLEASE SHOW US YOUR FEET LEXI

Oh shit is the horse back?

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>actually wanting shenanigans
This is your brain on WWE.

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neither do alexa/cross
but you're right anyway
Vince is on a Bliss kick again

The only way I can see the japs winning is if they want to build tension between Alexa and Nikki.

who raped you?

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I like Natty on Total Divas but I don't wanna see her beautiful fat white canadian ass in the ring.

>no jobber entrance
THEY'RE GOING OVER

LEXI TIME

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Where's Paige?

Reminder that Finn isn't actually taking time off and is turning heel and joining the OC during the main event.

cumbrain

PAIGE HERE

Oh no no no no, no Paige, they have fucking zero chance of winning.

ITS TIME LADS

PAIGE HERE

Getting neck surgery.

This has been a surprisingly good Raw I'm impressed. Bliss looking like a cutie as always

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Is Paige not allowed in Canada for being a total fucking whore? NO CANADIAN CARD BEEEETCH?

>>>>>>the state of sawdust neck

>they think being transgender is a "bad thing"
grow up

>Their business manager Paige

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i really dont wanna watch this shit i already know the outcome bros

has the wall ever squashed anyone as bad as it did Paige?

is paige's gimmick that she gets neck surgery or something

>shenanigans aren't an everyday thing in wrestling

Let me guess, your first week watching wrestling?

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That looked like one of those blackedraw scenes

>Ziggy sacrificed himself while wearing a Kabuki shirt so that the KW can get the belts tonight

I want to believe but I also expect 50/50 booking leading to a title defense at the next PPV where it would be more likely for them to win the titles... I hold no hope and pray if they're gonna lose it's going to be some DQ shit.

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>paige neck is fucked again
Oh god son it's over

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ALL YOUR POWERS TO THE BUKKAKE WARRIORS

lotta midgets in the ring

Based Kabuki Experience!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE SLAG'S FACE??

>another neck surgery
Jesus christ, even Edge's seems to work better.

NIKKI CROSS IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING

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What's happened to Lars?

NICE, He just called the Kabuki warriors the champions. Well done.

Why does Paige look like one of those facetune edits?

fuck you

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Paige too busy taking black cock to support her team

Paige doesn't even look like the same person anymore. She barely looks like A person.

Bliss Cross is gonna .. WINN WINN!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>twitter.com/sasharse/status/1161098618452844546

>Paige here

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why did you niggers get so fragile?

>so much presentation for this short burial match
come on

NICE PHONE VIDEO RAW

>paige didn't even come to work today
kek, they're getting squashed
>paige is out for surgery
holy fuck they're getting dissolved too

Exploded his knees against the Lucha Donkey Show.

No one does but costing Becky the belt would fuel any feud more than Sasha just attacking Becky. Nattie could always just drop the belt in a few weeks.

Kairi vs Alexa is dimes

IM SCARED BROS

omg Paige's face, another quick squash from The Wall

She keeps re injuring herself by shoving dicks down her throat.

Smart crowd sitting in respecful silence to make the Japs feel at home

Asuka's entrance when you're tripping on acid is the most kino thing

>the absolute state of Paige's lips

>pew pew pew!

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I want to make hapa babies with Kairi Sane.

>Paige
She knew Sasha Banks was gonna be there and ran scared. What a coward bitch. WITH ALL THOSE BALLS YOU SUCKED PAIGE HOW CAN YOU STILL BE SUCH A COWARD

Is their team theme really just both of their themes randomly overlapping each other?
They really don't care about them do they?

i suck at speed chess
should probably get better at normal chess

>neck surgery

why is paige employed anymore. she's not wrestling again

Does Asuka's butt seems smaller to anyone else?

Asuka and Kari confirmed for having a shit ton of STDs

OH NO NO NO NO SHES ALREADY BOTCHING PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT

>that flick
fuck that was so cute

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What does Nikki Cross smell like?

Asuka literally unable to stop shoving food down her gullet

>Is their team theme really just both of their themes randomly overlapping each other?
>They really don't care about them do they?

Asian women will never be over in WWE

Of course not. They just needed bodies for tag titles. Honestly they should have given tag titles to 205.

I liked it when Asuka put her big ass on Bliss's face!

>Sasha returns
>Paige needs another surgery
How she keeps getting away with it

OIH

she still fucks most of the locker room

I just want them to go back to NXT. I don't give a damn if they have the titles or not. Pull a Fashion Police and go fucking back.

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>commercial
Kek weebs seething

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based and decencypilled

But will Janella still try to bang them?

I want Asuka to do a flying butt dive on my face and break my neck so I have to get neck surgery like Paige.

they always do that with main eventer tag teams, see Rated RKO and MizShow

The Bar did this as well

WOW THIS MATCH IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

>mfw Ziggler replaces Paige as their new manager

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>that Maria fan in the first reply

Scottish women smell like alcohol, chips and rainwater

WPPPPPPPPP

>Botching a chairshot
Seems like nothing has changed at all.

Haggis?

Vince and Beaver Boy are about to ruin NXT too.

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asuka is already thinking about her next video game

>YOU'LL FLOAT TOO

Because vince doesnt want to be. Look at asuka in nxt

wtf

Never a fan of Botcha, but Bex did arc her head up a little there. Botcha was clearly going for the back.

>just 30 minutes left
>bray might be a no-show

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someone please gif this

Based Sasha

would be based

Would you raise a family with Kairi Sane?

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That would be based

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DIMES

NXT doesn't matter and will never matter.

This would be absolutely based. Holy shit.

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Ouch!

to be like Paige, you need to have a horse kick you in the spine

I can't afford that

What's the worst Vince can do there? Everyone is black or Asian or 38 years old.

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Asuka just wants to go home and play some vidya.

Are all the weebs going to have simultaneous breakdowns when the bukakke warriors lose?

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>raise a family
>with Kairi's spending habits
Idk bro... she's cute but I don't know if I can handle it.

Oh no no no look at top of it’s head

OH YES~! Fuck and then give them a new vaporwave style theme! PINK AND NEON AND FUCKING AWESOMENESS!!

How would you anons make the women's tag titles more meaningful than they are now?

Ya gotten to?

Nobody, virgin here

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Reminds me of Saints Row or something

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I hope that gave becky a concussion

>go to see if Sasha Banks really is trending
>see this instead

I'm sure she made more than $12k, women are just total shit with money.

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Nikki getting a handful of tit there

?

Who here is drinking Sprite right now?!!!!??!?!?!
XDDD

GIVE THIS AN UPVOTE

>implying the two are mutually exclusive
C'mon, user.

Has anyone translated Asuka's gibberish? Is she actually saying something or just mumbling nonsense.

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Tell me about Kairi's spending habits.

based

was this, good, or bad for the biz?

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Nah, I'm a Blissweeb.

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>all those Bliss close up ass zooms just now

Camera man is doing God's work.

fuck bros someone uploaded cp to Yea Forums last night and I accidentally clicked on it am I in trouble?

D I M E S
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Fat

haha this camerawork

fuck....

Didn't she buy a really generic looking hat for 400 dollars?

>asuka booked to look like a geek every match

>muh frames

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>Bliss the Kairi killer

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>purple
did she not send them a memo

Lexi is so smart

All she has is fake milkers. No ass nothing else her porn videos were guys fucking a dead fish

WEEBS BURIED AGAIN

Enjoy getting 92'd in prison

As long as you reported it after viewing you should have plausible deniability.

Bliss has no ass caucazoid

I barely saw the move
what the fuck is production doing

No idiot, only if you downloaded or shared.

Women tend to lie a lot too

Porn stars make all their money stripping and "escorting" not actually from movies

HAHAHAHA

WEEBS SEETHING

WEEBS BTFO AGAIN

She's got BIG WHITE COCKS in her brain. She can't think about anything other than take superior white seed pumping into her yellow womb.

BASED Potato Masher

Whatever Killian Dain smells like.

The least awful women's tag title match yet.

Fatsuka mad that Kairi gets to eat all the pins

WEEBS BTFO

>clicked on it

you are fucked beyond belief user. Yea Forums's system records the IP address of anyone who opens an image in full so that if something like that gets posted they can properly report it to the authorities. Did you scrub your cache yet and delete your system 32? If not I'd get right on that before the party van pulls up to take you to Epstein's hang out.

I thought they made 1,000 to 5,000 dollars a day desu

Weebs obliterated

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FUCK SEETH ROLLINS

Weebs btfo yet again. it's not even funny anymore

She lost again, kek what a bitch.

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Seff's voice is lie nails on a chalkboard

Nips get buried by Bliss Cross again.

Literally Becky's fault. You're supposed to keep your head down.

if she did more than 13 scenes she's either lying or retarded

WAS IT CLEAN? IT COULDN'T BE CLEAN. TELL ME IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. BLISS IS FAR INFERIOR

Even as a weeb I'm okay with this outcome because both teams are qts.

But she's still the cutest

Is Asuka literally having a washed up storyline to turn her heel?

>t. Lives in his mothers basement
Sure, kiddo.

>again
what's the point?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She didn't do that many scenes. She blew up at the tail end of her career.

That was underwhelming as usual.

>Kairi gets pinned again
kek, someone in another thread mentioned how asuka hasn't been pinned once since this team started

What if Brock started working with the OC?

YIKES

>Seth trash talking instead of checking up on Becky

Oh no!

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I barely woke up and forgot ram was gonna air. What did i miss

RATINGS SLAYER

>they still protect Asuka while Kairi has to eat all the pins

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I'm a weeb and I love Lexi.
I'm happy either way.

>mai hippu is sawdusto

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What was even the point of throwing away the best woman's tag team they have on a random raw? Not as if they have other ones to use

system 32? is that where my browser history is stored? If so I will delete it just in case

Seiko Hojannetty does it again

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Still boggles my mind that they had Austin for an interview and used it to shill for Rollins after they already do that week after week

This is 1000% worse than Rock raising Roman’s arm at RR

>the cameramen
why can't they just shoot it straight wtf. production in wwe is fucking shit

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jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

it's like a Goldust storyline

>tfw holding Asuka back

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had enough of this dweeb rollins
bye

>this fucking picture

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Mia K. should just do combat sports especially boxing or get her into bare knuckle boxing. I promise you she'll get paid alot of money there getting KO'ed and shit.

>don't bring a lazer to a machine gun fight, kid

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>inb4 punished Pirate Kairi with eye patch, sword, and parrot

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Bray's on Smackdown

Who raped you?

Alexa doing the Lord's work yet again

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it's always funny to see the cameramen from this side

She looks cuter here than she normally does

It's been a surprisingly really good Raw for once. Solid matches , camera work is really weird tonight and a lot of technical issues. But the show itself has been good

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Fuck, that's incredibly bad.

Waiting for Io to form a heel stable?

Seths promos are gay and brownpilled

technically he was just there to shill for his new show

what segements would you recommend?

I'm Black and this is demonstrably false

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Yeahhh Ima peace out from the WWE for another 4 months again. Hopefully they’ll be doing good booking by then. Probably not.

The gif that keeps on giving

>

please delete this racist picture

I'm black, and I love her biscuit butt.

>5 minutes shilling for Rollins
>1 minute on oh yeah watch my show

Bsed Hunter

Lord, please let Wyatt come and shit all over Seth's insufferable fucking faggot face if it be your will tonight.

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>racking
maybe she can't get a job because she can't even spell raking correctly

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Look at the fucking cameramen ffs

BASED KOR

Why the FUCK haven't they turned Jasethy heel yet?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

William Regal BTFO

Why didnt they show King Billy Gunn?

Not if our kids looked like that

Not black, but big fat 10 inch indio cock here

I would love to tear that biscuit butt

It might be Brock destroying them all.

>Austin promo not censored
BASED

xD

>Whopper with 0% beef
Why would you advertise this. Jesus, as if BK wasn't unappealing enough.

BURN
IT
DOOOWN

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Why do you lie? Are you sub 4"?

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15 minutes until the real show starts

i hope Corbin wins king of the ring

rip ratings

YEP
YEP
YEP

Seth is badass! R-right guys?

NEW THREAD

Why would I lie on the internet

lol of course

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I want to try it.

Vegans are fucking retarded.

right

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Single push soon, right? They can't let Bayley go again against Charles. And Carmella is stuck with R-Truth.

Just be honest. Post your cock I'm sure jannie won't mind.

Cedric vs Drew was good
Sasha banks returned and beat Nattie up while she was having a heartfelt speech about her dead dad
Ziggler is doing the same schtick from last night still, it's kinda based.

Idk show has just been good

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If this for the title? if not, cringe.

If no Bork then we riot

>be sure to plug my show 28 times and i'll pretend Seth is over

GET IN HERE

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Does this mean if you have a upper middle class career like a doctor or a lawyer, you can just flash your money at a famous porn star and get them to marry you so that they never have to worry about working again?

Porn is a Jew industry, you get a one time payment for a scene that's ridiculously cheap to make and monetize. So I can completely see people cone in and walk out with practically nothing

I'll accept that as an option too

Finn is gonna come out and kick seff's ass, rejoining the burreto club. Or Brock is gonna break Seff's neck. Someone please kill seff

thank you for the run down i dont think we have the same taste but i appreciate it still

I'm not posting my cock in a wrestling board user omg, plus I'm not even hard

>not being a clipmaker or camgirl and make a killing doing content on your own terms instead of listening to jews telling you to suck on a black guys turd log

>not even hard
Asuka was on screen in the past hour, you have no excuse.

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Is MMA and boxing popular with females now, I did not know this?

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I'm into girls like Nia, Noelle, or Toni. Sorry. No cock for today.

She is literally the dumbest pornstar ever then

None of these men are brock