RAW LIVE GAMETHREAD #3

That was it? Austin giving jasethy a rub and advertise his own show? wew the state of this company

Trying to avoid breaking into the whiskey so I'm having myself a popsicle

OOH HELL YEAH

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They're literally doing the same exact shit they did with Roman with Seth now, holy moly

describe her farting game

>this could have been you
>IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU DEAN
>I would have called you on Skype and put you over.
>DEAN
>why did you leave us DEAN?

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>You should be rollin up by now
Let's get right to it

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based microsoft advertising skype using austin

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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Whens 24/7 skit
I don't give a shit about anything else

92 get

gimmie AJ Files

What's next, Hogan live via ICQ?

Is Seff faggy ballslicker Rollins Over?

Rolling!

Did anything interesting happen so far?

What have I missed?

Cronge

KOTR participants:
Miz
Ricochet
McIntyre
Ali
KO
Chad Gable
Andrade
Shelton
Sami
Cedric
Corbin
Apollo
Buddy
Cesaro
Elias
Joe

Who's going over next week?

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no

nothing

Seth is having a fake cancer too?

GUYS DO YOU KNOW THAT THE RAPTORS WON THE CUP LOL

Rollin' again

charly would beat rey in a legit fight

>plug still hasn't come thru
NOT ME

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good stuff

rolling

TOUT BROTHER

Is Rey in serious denbts or something? Why doesn't he just retire?

>39
>kaitlyn
lmao who dis tranny?
reroll

Are these guys the official narrators of WWE?

Will somebody get these EFFING BULBASAURS off my tv.

Dominic debut imminent.

MUH FAMILY

>tfw Rey retires after finding the fountain of youth
wtf bros

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They need to stop these backstage segments.

>who dis tranny?

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Pls give asian gf

Who are these niggers?

Get these nxt shitters off the tv

weebs about to get buried again

I dont understand these segments.

Are these supposed to be the comic relief negroes or something?

Montez Ford is really handsome

This show is so boring even the wrestlers can barely stay awake

Can these 2 just wrestle or die already

Do people actually like the Street Profits?

But why?

close your legs Renee

>Rey putting himself through all of this just so his son gets a spot in the WWE
fug

Fuck off, NXT shitters!

What is with wrestling in Toronto showing people sleeping during the show

bliss get

Having NXT guys do shit backstage is a good idea because it

1) Introduces them to the main-stream audience so they don't debut to silence
2) Promotes NXT

I'm surprised they haven't done it sooner

>me family
>we do lucha things
lol

Are these negros rodeo clowns used to segway into segments with comedy?

Dolph Ziggler wrestled in a Kabuki shirt

Street Profits already ded

Heyman is the one pushing them so I guess he does

Does Dominic just take up Reys mask? What would his name even be? Prince Mysterio?

Reminder that Seth Rollins fucked her

White women with no decency.

Vince
>it's such good shit pal!
Stephanie
>we like to think of ourselves as actors on a show like game of thrones tee hee i'm the bad guy tee hee

>A future World Heavyweight Champion
this was YEARS ago
youtube.com/watch?v=YBLx0ItTeUA

fsf

Angelo Dawkins is me when I watch Monday Night RAW

>hates niggers
>loves weeb kids shows and turn-based RPGs
KWAB

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>plastic tits
digusting

No, merely flesh wounds.

giv me somebody with a fat ass pls

Lets go

>drew vs Cedric again
Fucking hell we're talking multiple third matches between same people.tonight

>virgin detected

Rey Mysterio Jr.

>buddy murphy is going to get fed to roman
b-best kept secret...

I want Bayley

First time I've really seen what he looked like. I'm only putting Raw on to watch Asuka and Kairi.

>Roman vs Buddy
Oh please god don't be a squash match.

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POST MOAR MOMMIES

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just a bunch of matches

Reminder, we are barely halfway through and there is still over 90 minutes of the show left.

I hope Rey got Dominic on his roid routine because the last time we saw him he was a total lardass.

literally fucking disgusting

You gonna cry, baby bitch boy?

>2 guys in KOTR
>Going one on one tonight
Why not just fucking make it a qualifying match?

Drew is turning into Jim Belushi

Roll

Real talk anyone think Micheal Cole has always sucked? Renee is Renee, and Corey is honestly one the better announcers.

El Hijo Del Rey Mysterio Jr

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Thank u based roll gods

Maybe Vince had an alzheimers episode again and ripped the scripts up.

>every time that cocksucker says f am

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go back to rebbit

I just realized he tapped the figure 4 too... is Vince ribbing us

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Bases but cringe

Most mexicans are alright
those emotional spanish ones that cartel cut heads off are shitty.
blacks are almost the worst, even tho i know there are good blacks itt - blame your people.
muslims suck.
and the worst offenders - the jew.
whites and asians are pretty based. minus asians killing dogs

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SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THE NEWS
>WHAT?!
WASHINGTON TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK POST
>WHAT?!
USA TODAY
>WHAT?!
HUFFINGTON POST
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME STORY
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA CHECK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK ABOUT THE SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
I SAID SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION, NOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
>WHAT?!
THE LOGISTICS
>WHAT?!
THE DEATHTOLL PER DAY
>WHAT?!
THE TIME TO CREMATE THOSE BODIES
>WHAT?!
IT DON'T ADD UP
>WHAT?!
IT GOT THE OL' NOGGIN' JOGGIN
>WHAT?!
THE ALMONDS ACTIVATIN'
>WHAT?!
THE PISTACHIOS PERCALATIN'
>WHAT?!
SO I ASKS MYSELF TRULY
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL IS THE HOLOCAUST REAL
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE IT'S A LIE
>WHAT?!
A FIB
>WHAT?!
AND A HALF-TRUTH USED TO MANIPULATE EMOTIONS AND JUSTIFY THE NATION OF ISRAEL
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
MOSSAD
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR BIG NOSES
>WHAT?!
AND YOU'RE BEADY LITTLE EYES
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M STOP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
TWO STUNNER
>WHAT?!
THREE STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THE HOLOCAUST, IS A HOLOHOAX
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

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Most Mexicans are fat as fuck

except these two are doing themselves and NXT no favors.

WISH GRANTED!
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Kaityln is my wheyfu

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SOON

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GO DREW GO

That would suggest Seth has balls and a willingness to take them home.

I wonder who's going over bros

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What is the point of this stupid feud? Why are they wasting Drew on crap like this?

real recognizing real

based

Hope Cedric goes over this Scottish shitter

WITNESS ME

FUCK I HATE FLIPPY SHITERS

Piss off.

Because Cedric is gonna pull a win out of his ass tonight, then Drew's gonna destroy in KOTR, and this is there way of putting a story into it

Hiroshina - August 6th
Nagasaki - August 9th
Toronto - August 12th

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>always putting Kairi/Asuka in the last hour because they know weebs will suffer through Raw for it

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YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

Is that tomi lasagna? Not enough makeup to tell.

I want Alicia fox, always looked like she'd be a good roll in the hay.

>t. attention whore

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PsyOps

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Only if you're white. She hates her own people.

t. worked mark

Rolly

Fuckin Hell? 130 posts? Get a dog if you want attention.

Tell me you dont unironically enjoy that show

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Seek help.

I think I should sleep with somebody's wife tonight.

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gime Nash

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It's funny because it's true.

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it's our poverty mentality. we think the next meal will be the last one so we eat until we can't walk

PUSSY IS NOT
MATTER OF FACT

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Lol at all the fat fucks ITT that seethe when they see athletic guys in the ring.

Get a clue yall

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Roll

Is that a real woman or one of those life-like blow up dolls?

.... not sure if a real person or a prototype next gen sex bot...

FlNNA NUT

>people posting literal shit
>janneys deleting anything unless it's about wrestling
and now the era of making a thread 50 posts in

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how do I get legs like drew mcindimes?

Based the last true needle movers

cheeky fucks

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same
t. yuropoor

dead inside, love it

Crazy bitches always are. Just make sure you escape before her blackout ends.

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please PLEASE kill yourself

Mmmmmm

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I bet they cancel it last minute.

>Why yes i cheer the heels and boo the faces

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cedric shattered his pelvis

forgive me if I'm attracted to actual human beings

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it will main event the second hour

fuck that was a nice claymore

Holy shit that Claymore

Holy fuck

that fucking claymore

Devastating claymore! You won't see that on AEW

>do a move, any move
>this is awesome chant

Is Toronto the biggest hive of E-drones on earth?

Round 3, fight

HOLY CLAYMORE

That was actually a pretty damn good match.

Faggot

>selling the Claymore with a backflip

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Based Gallows and Anderson ribbing AJ

ROLLIN FOR AZN

THEY JUST HAPPY TO BE THERE MAGGLE

Well isn't Impact based in Toronto? If that is the case no wonder they pop for WWE.

>take a move
>do a flip
always cringe

Sitting in the dark for centuries kept Gollum alive. How come Warcraftfags look 60 the second they turn 30? No vitamin D? Scurvy?

That match was better than anything from Takeover and Summerslam.

nobody 2 sweets me anymore.
everyone too busy making new threads.
fuck you guys

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zaynowens mark you want the next thread?

post the dick

>a few days ago
>the claymore is a bad finisher
>tonight
>that claymore was awesome

You fags are pathetic.

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Yes, yes it is. That's why they always try to schedule Toronto right after 'Mania

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Let's see how fucked I am

THIS IS AWESOOOME

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what is with luke gallows' face paint? Is he a member of KISS?

BROCK IS HERE BOIS

based

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Anyone seeing Angry Birds 2?

roll

>thinking the fags in PPV threads actually care about the wrestling
your first mistake

THE CREAM IN MY BALLS ALWAYS RISES...TO THE TOP!

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>yes, yes it is.
stop writing like a redit faggot first off. and they always schedule the monday after in the same city as mania. you complete fucking moron.

i've always been here for you brother

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>actually caring about wrestling
cringe

>going to a non-MCU movie

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USE THIS ONE FUCK THE EARLY THREAD FAGS

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rollin rollin

Kaityln is so hot

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>Hurrr people actually like stuff

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basado

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fuck you then

i would knock all of your shitty teeth out of your skull if i ever met you irl

Piss off. Too early dumb ass.

Dont ever reply to me again and i mean it

>Yeah bro here on 4ch we type like retards , so don't let us catch you having personality in your post it triggers autist

Hang yourself

Second week in a row that I forgot RAW was on. I even watched SummerSlam last night and I still forgot.

Did I miss anything?

>Bobby Roode
Say whaaaat

Isn't that Indiana Jones knock off a fucking Impact jobber?

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SNORIOUS

SNORIOUS

Oh right, Roode exists.

fuck off you board spamming faggot. The only thing worse than you spamming a bunch of #4 threads is the fact that we have to suffer through fucking Jose vs. Porno Glorious.

BOOORING US

SNORIOUS!!!

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>having personality in your post

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what happened to Roodes mustache gimmick

Kekkd

bye bye just the stache :(

Roode vs Jose. Jesus fucking christ

lol why did he made a flip?
lol

When's the 3.43 belt gonna show up? They got 2 of the Chasin' Killings Posse here.

is he stll robert?

This nigga beard grow fast as fuck didn't he only have a mustache a few weeks weeks ago

>Having personality in your post

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This is so kek have another (you)

yes

HOLY SHIT ROODE IS ALIVE?!

NO WAY JOSE BTFO

If he is a jew then yes.

>Me-(posts misinformation for keks)
>You-OMG REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

You gonna charge them rent for living in your head like that?

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A based idea ruined in less than a month.

I didn't know they still worked here.

What was that weird cut with Paul all about? Is bork here tonight?

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Io is a terrible influence on the asian ladies of NXT!

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Shoutout to podcast reviewers who watch this shit so I don't have to

this dude needs to try harder.
get back to this level

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Renee has no idea what the move is called

What was the point of that match. Are they just wheeling out Canadians for the leafs to cheer?

bases

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>kvetch

Heyman bringing Yiddish to wrestling, lads.

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Lesnar is gonna go over to SD and take Kofis belt

Mmm

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He deserves main event shots

just busted a fatty. miss anyhting special?

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nobody is supposed to get rematches anymore paul

NOOOO BROCKBROS HOW WILL WE STAY RELEVANT NOW?!?!?

FUCK YOU HEYMAN

Finna

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All matches don't need a point. I thought you retards were tired of the same shit every night.

You guys bitch and moan all the time and when you get something new you still bitch and moan god damn

He calls that the Flippy Shitter Experience Corey!

Rollll

Hes looking at god

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will he show up, lads?

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Brock gets no rematch?
Paul is a Jew he'll fix that.

Maybe they will go after Kofi Kornelious Kingston.

>gone for fucking months it seems like
>the audience is still fucking white hot for Roode
Is it just because he's Canadian, or is WWE not pushing him like he should be pushed?

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god why won't this shit fucking end i just wanna see the sexy asian women and the sexy jewish woman fight just let me so i can bloody sleep it's 3AM and i have a lot of no work to get up for in the morning

ROLL(ins should suffer an injury again)

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please yes

YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRANNY
REACH OUT AND DILAAAATE

You still got it!

Clapclapclapclapclap

do that lucha thing

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robert roode on raw for some reason

Why hasn't Sin Cara joined Lucha House party?

Deanetty cucked

BURRITO'D

I wonder if he prayed before his match with Goldberg. I bet that turned him into an athiest real quick.

Time to bring out the jobers.

BASED GRAN METALIK

is sin cara still in the wwe? i thought he was on cmll

12 TIME CHAMP BABY

>RUNNING!
made me kek

>Having hair like that and expecting women to like you

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>based Rockstar Spud taking advantage of every opportunity and getting over as fuck as a result

Of course the others there won't learn the lesson he's teaching

JANNY NEED MILK

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FUCK THE JOBBER TITLE

>something potentially interesting
>switch it back immediately
Fucking boring

Brock is going to take the 24/7 title

>TV champ

Still 10 to go before he reaches Crash Holly

The original sin cara left because he was an asshole who didn't learn english and wanted to be the main guy, this sin cara was hunico

What happened to those big hoss dudes that Drake used to manage? Did they died or something. I vaguely recall them going over the Shield.

Drake is one of the best things about WWE right now.
He's doing really fucking well for himself, I'm glad too because he's a fellow Englishman.

the ran the gag into the fucking dirt imo

WALK WITH ELIAS

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>A camera in the car that hit Roman
These fucking halfwit retards

I was hoping Brock would've taken a shot, Guess he isn't there tonight.

enough
bring out the azians women
bring out the jew woman
bring out the scottish bitch

HURRY THE FUCK UP I DON'T CARE WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ROOMAN RAMS

>graves left his family to fuck mella
eh can't say i blame him

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One of them got injured.

REAL GAMETHEAD NOT MADE EARLY

Anybody know if you can play as The Fiend in 2K20?

Akem had a knee injury, but I don't remember it being a long term one. Think they're in tag team purgatory with the ascension.

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just go watch your anime porn and leave the naked oiled up man hugging to the real chads, boy.

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thank you based non-spamming faggot.

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