Monday Night Ram thread #1

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You wanna Fucking go, Brother?

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chads only, no jannies or trannies; also pregame threads a shit

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Kevin should get a singles push

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same old shit, same old matches, who cares

Only slightly interesting thing will be if the crowd shits on Sasha when she returns or if they cheer for her

are you really interested in that?

Yea because if she returns as a face and they shit on her, she might have a hissy fit

not watching but ill drink and shitpost

>if
>might
she will come back and half the crowd wont know or care who or what she is, womemes serious-business wrestling was a bad mistake

hopefully someone gets raped tonight

More godzilla, Brother

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stay in your cancer ridden yoshicringe generals

based
cringe

>Godzilla has entered the arena.
Per Dave Meltzer.

Fuck Raw, lets watch Monster Kingdom

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BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?

You would watch and mark out

Peyton Manning will be the guest star of tonights RAW
Per Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer

Edrones are the most oppressed group in history

Based Kaijuchads just keep winning

another 3 hours of sports entertainment
e-chads just can't lose!

Gargano debut and challenges Rollins

HE STANDING WITH RODAN AND MOTHRA. THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE ON KING GHIDORAH!

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We're all in here

IT BEGINS

Batman Forever is on Sundance. There is literally no reason to watch RAW tonight.

>Starting with Seff
No thanks

>jasethy
See you guys tomorrow

Jonny Ghidorah

>they didn't censor bitch
is this the start of a new age of RAM

Real thread:

NOW GET THE GUNS
THE DRUGS
FROM MY GENERATION

CRINGE IT DOWN

Why would they run a show in the same arena 4 night in a row?

>he's in street clothes
Fingers crossed, he's legit hurt and has to drop the title

I'm gonna be honest. I don't get it

U DA MAN SEFF!!

RATINGS DOWN

>burn it d-

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>rollins promo opens RAM

My god I can feel the ratings drop with every single word out of his mouth

>Jerry Soto
Fucking hell lads, I can't stand this faggot and his "wapiti wapiti wapiti".
>Thinking the crow backed him up
Nice delusion, if just the based crow start booing him or do a WHAT chant.
>AJ
RAM Saved!.

Almost sounded like they were chanting "Heath Slater"

when did based manny win the universe title?

Guys who should've had the strap: I'll start

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oh seff rollins promo to kick off the show?
*click*

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...frens?

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>freakin
stop

>aj styles

please not this again

Summerslam was pure fucking shit except Wyatt

>4chin dies when RAM is on
FUCK GOOKMOOT

I like Aj with the red

Shitty opinion

>OMG HE WAS SO SPOOKY THIS IS SO DEEP

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kys tranny

Give Gallows the strap

Hopefully Alan James botches a styles clash and solves this problem for us all

>he's still painting his face
why bros

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>Kids. If you don't cheer me, I will freaking send my willy to your phones

Fuck off to reddit with jasethy and bulbasaur praise

we here

Is there anyone on earth with a worse voice than this whiny fag? God i hate rollings

it was scary 4channel was down

AJ STYLES
AJ STYLES
AJ STYLES

We went from Cena and Batista as Champs in 06 to Seth and Kofi in 19

He is a japanese demon.

it looks cool

kek, crowd chanting for styles

kys

SEFF BTFO
PEOPLE WANT THE GOAT AJ STYLES

>BBAJ vs faithless fool
who are you rooting for ?

>Hurrrrr Redddddit
Stop promoting that faggy website and its faggy racist Pokemon memes and janetty shit they push 24/7

Kys

>should be a big title feud
>throwaway on raw
they're gonna screw the finish, right bros? they won't mess up that badly

I want to put Zelina in my pocket.

AJ still the face that runs the place

Neither. Both are anti draw shitters

Seth BTFO by AJ Chants

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it was scary, but we here now

i had to change the channel

>AJ STYLES
>not a single cheer for Seff
Based

I fucking hate these champions. Faces of the company? Rollins and Kofi?
Absolutely terrible.

Show just started no need for a nigger recap

>rey v andrade again
>nips vs piss again

rate Nikki Bella's feet

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thought the same

>pandering to the crowd by wearing local team gear

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based AJ chants

Spacegodzilla

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>Zayn and the street profits

youtube.com/watch?v=HhZFv_bUC88

the nigger profits

>Double champ Seff
The Club should just find a female member and hoar all the titles. It'll unironically end with the OC team vs The New Day team at Survivor Series anyways.

Balor is joining The Club tonight. He wants his Universal title back. They become Nu-Evolution

>Andrade vs Rey again for no reason
fuck this

It's based what are you gay

Joe is a face now?

is their gimmick just that they're niggers?

SAMOA JOE FACE TURN

>Somoa turns face
fuck off

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Based Samworth shitting on becko and Seff

>Sami shooting
>Becky BTFO

BASED

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BASED JOE

kek triggered.

>joe face turn

the new big show

Sami telling the truth about Becky

Who has a shittier beard Joe or KO

based anti smark muslim man

bipolar disorder

Sami zayn looks like doomer wojak.

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will bray be on tonight? I don't care about anyone else rn

Actually not a bad start

KO by a metric ton

HOLY CUTE

wow so sami was giving these no good niggers some advice and they set him up like that

So Zayn's gimmick is that he's a smark?

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Just posted this in the other thread
I'll be back in 10 mins, let's see who's got the juice
>based Joe turning face

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AROUND BLACKS

How do these work?

great, here we go again
roll

Racism is the biggest sign of poor education and lack of world experience. It shows fear and weakness and highlights your insecurity and lack of understanding of your own racial Identity

gimmie the goods!

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Roll

NEVER RELAX

Early to roll, early to rise.

dilate

pity post

>joe wrestling the only guy who loses.more than him
Fat joe is going over

>t. never lived in a majority black city

KING OF THE RING

>Fuckin' magnets!

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yikes

>King of the Ring
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS SIMP COMPANY

>Belair

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>bringing back king of the ring after how much of a failure its been the last couple of times

Roll

BASED KING OF THE RING

KING OF THE RING IS BACK

roll

>KOTR is back
Based but cringe because they always fuck it up.

i live in philadelphia id say i know how it goes

Not related but we just started carpet bombing Iran. Drumpf is unhinged.

Guess they aren't gonna do a queen of the ring because their women wrestlers all suck.

when the fuck was the last time joe unironically picked up a clean victory

>Deflects by posting a reddit meme
Yikes either form your own opinions and thoughts or just shut the fuck up. Nobody thinks you're cute or funny, they just think youre a faggot

Karl and Luke seem to be toplads. I wish they were my frens :(

who the fuck was the last KOTR?

>KOTR

Fucking based!!! G1 Tourney BTFO!!!

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what wrestler will get buried with the KoTR title this time? Corbin? Ricoshit?

Who should win lads?

For me, it's King Otis

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BEEG DAWG DOWN
BEEG DAWG DOWN

KING OF THE RING

KOTR will be the next Saudi show

Awww yeah, easy and enjoyable

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>Showing it
>AGAIN

>kotr returning
womeme sjw twitter is gonna be seething about the womyn not getting their own

mandy get

Remind me who won the last 3 kotr, because i forgot.

Ya... not my proudest moment so let's reroll and if I get something worse Belair can peg me.

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No really how do they work

lel fuck off nigger

>implying Becky won't win it

>WWE could use King of the Ring as their version of G1
>Waste it on one night instead

So why Samoa Joe not have any Samoan tattoos like the rest??

Best Goy

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Barrett

Barret, no?

This roman thing will always be great kek fuel

Wade Barrett

Who’s eating my ass tonight?

When I hear Joe’s theme I think of fat guys going the fuck in at an all you can eat buffet and stewie following a fat guy with a trumpet

Barret, Seamus, ...???

Sheamus might have been one of them.

My dish just shat out on me lads

Nigga I live in fucking Atlanta Georgia you're a retard and I've met a lot of retards like you, Georgia is full of them. Yanks and backwoods Hicks who never left their little town then come somewhere different and get scared and lash out.

Fuck this shit!

Ska came before reggae.

idk why i like this prancing terrorist so much

>
>reddit
WORKED AND RENT-FREE

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sauce?

It's always been a one night event and if they book it correctly its effective.

Rollerino

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>silence

WTF I thought Sami was over in Canadia

BTFO

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Rollerino

>t. faggot from Alpharetta

Probably the last time you were IN Atlanta was to go suck dick at CNN HQ.

Well she wouldnt be in it because she is champ

>Rodan has flown into the arena.

Where the fuck is Austin poster?

BURIED

Sami Zayn is a big boy!

rent free

Someone needs to tell RENEE to shut up.

Rollllll

Zayn squash

for you

It's next you fucking moron.

she's not the mens champ
yet

You probably live in Roswell or Cumming or some shit you fag. If you lived in Atlanta you’d hate niggers lol

OMG THE STONE COLD SKYPE IS FUCKING REAL HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH

BASED JOE

>freak accident
Lars?

uh oh..

>another squash job for Sami

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>roll to see my pretend girlfriend
where else can i shitpost instead of this numale cringe takeover

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lol what?

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Cory, he just said he forgave Roman you dumbfuck

The final rounds will be on night if champions.

NEW

NEW

NEW

EVERYONE PLEASE USE MY THREAD I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND A 2 INCH DICK AND THIS IS ALL I HAVE

Samoa Joel

the GOAT king

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Is Joe a racist?

>no beef
hard pass

Leeeeet's goooo.

If you were Vince, who would you pick to be the champions?

Eh?

>literally Samoa Joe

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He’s antisemite

>100 post early
fuck off

something feels different about this raw. maybe cause i skipped the first segment tho.

AJ for consensual hand holding

Hi janny

Glad someone else caught that. Hes a well known idiot but goddamn

what the fuck

Well I'm never buying Skittles again.

>insecurity and lack of understanding of your own racial Identity
you want whites to understand and be proud of their race?

New

New

I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
NIIIIGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

BASED DOLPH SHILLING /OURGIRLS/

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>Ziggy wearing a kabuki shirt
BASED

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>Masterplan

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BASED KABUKI ZIGGLER

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>Dolph wearing a weeb shirt
kek

based Dolph already fucked Kairi

>Ziggler's an Asukachad

WTF I LOVE DOLPH NOW

Ziggler slaying the yellow pussies

GOLDBERG BTFO
HIS SPEARS DON'T DO SHIT

Just Asuka. He’s a chubby chaser.

Based Dolph cucking blacks by getting that Asuka pussy

I'm black and I LOL'd
Don't let it happen again

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Guess it's the summer of 92 all over again.

Why is Dolph getting so buried

>no selling 3 spears and a jackhammer

black guy here funny stuff man

>commercial break
>entrance and short promo by dolph
>match begins
>commercial break

fuck

Im black and your based btfo all these faggots

New

New

>wrestling in a bukkake warriors shirt

DOLPH IS STILL WITH THE KABUKI SHIRT

SEND ENERGY TO /OURGUY/

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NEW:

holy shit miz's kicks looked even worse than usual right here, what the fuck

>injured ribs
>work the legs

That's it. Dolph berried. Kabuki girls losing tonight. It's all over..

Where does everyone stream raw from?

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ths again? okay

taima.tv/r/woooalt

Her lips would make a lollipop too happy

Fuck you becky! Why are you being bad with charlie?!!!

NEW:

what was that promo

cringe

ok/10

cringe promo

ACTUAL new thread since none of you can count

its going to be gargano

DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL PLS

DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL

translation
>the women division sucks

ONE
FINGER
ONLY

Godzilla is more entertaining

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>someone gave Ricochet a mic
DING-DONG DIDDLY

GET IN HERE

>MAYBE NOT
based cole

has there been a segment worth watching yet? doesnt come on tv for two hours but ill probably just watch a few of the segements online the bulk of the show just pisses me off

Based elias burying this geek and capeshit

DING-DONG DIDDLY HE IS GOING TO MAKE A PROMO AND FUCKING BOMB AGAIN

YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP

no, the closest thing would be aj coming out to confront seth, but seth is there and not getting beat on so it's not worth it

can we all agree to use one thread? there's about 5 being used right now

this can't be happening

HIS SHOULDER WAS U

BOOOOTCH

>one hour
>barely one thread
damn this company is dead

>Nigger refs
Not even once

>2 hours
>first gamethread hasn't even hit post limit
KWAB

Yea Forums shut down for a good few minutes

they killed it last night

Awful match. Awful promo. Fuck Ricoshit

GET IN HERE NOW

For FREE?

>a few minutes
accurate it was less than 3 minutes

Why is Ricochet so bland in the ring and, pretty much everywhere?

thanks i expected it to be trash after last night

because he's an indy shitter

he is fucking soft and boring, would you want to hang out with him?

>Boston
cringe

rey getting a single pin on andrade is a burial for andrade if you consider all of rey's recent booking

bump

He pretty much is