>wrestler has a finisher with a contrived name
Wrestler has a finisher with a contrived name
Blake Sullivan
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Henry Thompson
>wrestler uses a finisher that everyone else uses as a normal move
>name it differently
Owen Cruz
>naming moves
Cringe
Juan Williams
This. Just use the regular name. I even hate names like "Sharpshooter". It's a Scorpion Lock.
Wyatt Moore
Are you saying you don't like the name "Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness"?
What a fag
Jordan Butler
>wrestler uses a finisher that everyone else uses as a normal move
>doesn't change the name
Carson Barnes
But the Frankensteiner is based
Cameron Reyes
>my arm drag is stronger because it's name is dragon devil spiral ending
Mason Anderson
LEFT HAND OF GOD
Benjamin Taylor
It's all cringe. It's like shit little kids do after watching cartoons
"I HIT YOU WITH MY DRAGON PUNCH!"
It's embarrassing seening grown men doing moves and going "OH HE HIT THE RKO, THE RKO, KOFI IS DOWN"
"GOD KOFI HIT THE 'TROUBLE IN PARADISE' SHEAMUS IS DOWN"
shits gay as fuck
Juan Phillips
>He doesn't like the name "ManletButtHymenBuster 9000 V2.0"
Cringe
Logan Hughes
based
Orienteering with Napalm Death is also a based name
Alexander Miller
Im stealing that
David Cook
Vote for best alternate name for RKO
>Cutter
>Jumping Cutter
>Bravada Bulldog
>Three-quarter Facelock Facebuster
Jordan Young
>Finisher name is a pun
Ethan Edwards
Nigger obliterator
Chase Thomas
Two words is all you need.
See:
"f5"
"Era Shouten"
Xavier Myers
So you think it's childish when a boxing commentator refers to a boxers uppercut haha fucking dumb gay fag
Adrian Sullivan
>Disarm-her
Jaxson Cooper
>"BAH GOD MR PERFECT HIT HIM WITH THE FISHERMAN SUPLEX"
Asher Ross
You're a retard
Mayweather isn't hitting him with the "MONEY PUNCH"
Jason Long
>"Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness"
Fuck this, even if it's a joke.
>Orienteering with Napalm Death
This is kinda based.
Chase Rivera
guarantee if he started calling a haymaker a money maker it'd get over
Levi Baker
It's funny
Isaiah Jenkins
So it's okay to call a technique by it's real name like calling it an uppercut, but it's not okay to call the uppercut by a new fake name name like the "money punch"?
Because sasorigatami, scorpion lock, is the real technique name for a sharpshooter, it's literally like saying "uppercut".
Evan Johnson
moss covered 3 handled family gradunza is based as fuck
Wyatt Collins
>Finisher gets a PG renaming
Camden Myers
Brayden Gutierrez
Yeah and "sharp shooter" is cringe af
Luis Morris
Uppercut, right cross, right hook, jab, rabbit punch, they're all embarrassingly phony contrived names you fat simp.
Why not just say punch if that's all it is?
Kayden Wilson
>Wrestler cant see a sneak attack coming from behind
>Despite the fact that they are literally looking at the titantron
Dylan Reyes
>hating on the Saxonation
Best finisher ever. They put Byron on commentary because they knew him using that on the main roster would end everyone else's careers.
Christopher Brooks
In NJPW they call Moxley's finisher Death Rider. Which sounds awesome.
In AEW its called The Paradigm Shift. Holy fucking cringe
Joseph Hernandez
both are fucking awful sounding along with Dirty Deeds
just fucking call it the butterfly ddt or something
Nolan Perez
Cobra Clutch > Million Dollar Dream
Scorpion Lock > Scorpion Death Lock > Sharpshooter
I blame Jeff Hardy for a lot of this present-day faggotry. Jeff first called his finisher the swan dive. Jim Ross called it what it was, a high-angle senton bomb. Then Jeff said "call it Swanton Bomb", which is utterly retarded. The Hardys went on to come up with all those non-violent sounding names
>Whisper in the Wind
>Poetry in Motion
>Twist of Fate
None of that sounds like it hurts.
Luke Fisher
>just fucking call it the butterfly ddt
You think butterfly ddt is a less contrived name for a double underhook front facelock driver?
Angel Ward
Its actually one of the more based aspects of wrestling
Colton Sanchez
yes
Liam Roberts
Imagine being this much of a jaded little contrarian zoomer faggot
Michael Bennett
>Death Rider
>Paradigm Shift
>Dirty Deeds
KWAB
John Brown
Cole named Poetry in Motion during a live broadcast. You can blame him for that one.
Owen Wilson
Cole never says anything unless he's told to say it.
>THE OCTOPUS THE OCTOPUS THE OCTOPUS
>FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND
All that shit was provided for him. Jeff no doubt told Cole to call it that.
Daniel Taylor
swanton is ok because its a swan dive into a senton
twist of fate is ok too
PIM and WITW are fucking dogshit and exactly what the OP is talking about though
Isaac Butler
'3/4 turn neckbreaker'
Henry Nelson
It will always be a STFU to me
Grayson Bell
>finisher is just the wrestlers name plus "slam" "driver" "bomb" etc
This is objectively the most based way to name your finishers.
>OH MY! HE'S GETTING READY FOR THE CENA SLAM
Ryan Hall
>calf killer gets renamed to calf crusher
>Gallows and Anderson still use the magic killer
Dominic Gonzalez
If you hate that Sean O’Haires Seanton bomb must’ve really pissed you off
Ryder Hall
Fucking based Driver Driver
Michael Phillips
Absolute Post-Rock name.
Lincoln Stewart
>wrestler uses an overdrive for a finisher
>its renamed something new every time, unique to the wrestlers gimmick
Oliver Davis
Literally chinamen wrestlers
Nolan Gonzalez
Why didn't Phil rename the Go To Sleep as something more original to him? He could've called it the Just Say No, the Straight Edger, the Drug of Choice, etc. Go To Sleep is somebody else's gimmick name for the Fireman's Drop Facebreaker.