It’s time for a Asuka thread boys
/Asuka/
Jason Martin
Jackson Jackson
But I just masturbated.....
Thomas Mitchell
Good news, JulesJordan has signed Asuka, Kairi Sane, Io Shirai and Xia Li for the next DVD release of Up My Asian Ass.
Mason King
Don’t care for her but that tag team ruined her run. She was solid in singles
Christopher Phillips
a new challenger appears
Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Hall
>he doesn't think the kabuki warriors are winning the straps tonight
faithless fools lmao
Jaxson Jones
She's still very protected. Hasn't been pinned or submitted since her lost to Charlotte. Could easily go back to singles. Kairi, on the other hand, is a literal jobber.
Luke Martin
Aaron James
Owen Williams
don't give me hope
Noah Scott
Matthew Barnes
Miz-Asuka was best Asuka though
Jose Diaz
If they were winning the titles it would have happened last week.
Justin Kelly
Kinda fat...Like ya mom
Jacob Jackson
The only way that happens is if they decide to split up Nikki and Alexa tonight.
Alexander Myers
Well I wanna have sex with "ya mom" then
Dylan Jones
Next ppv is in Charlotte, North Carolina and the name of it is kind of synonymous with Charles's daddy. So no.
maybe she'll be Beko's next feud.
Evan Morgan
Can't post webm
Brandon Kelly
Too bad it looks like WWE has given up on any extra show involving women. But maybe if the ydo another MMC they can bring back the team now that Miz is face.
Liam Morales
William Young
Based
Isaac Rogers
GIWTWM
Joshua Thomas
Asuka gets my small white cock so hard bros
Jose Gutierrez
That HD picture shows that you don't shower.
Your dick is dusty.
Carter Gonzalez
what the fuck why do you have hair growing on your shaft user? like i have some growing up the bottom a little but yours is all the way up wtf
Eli Adams
>tfw no angle where Miz tricks Asuka by replacing her current mask with the one from the Brooklyn 3 takeover
>Asuka spontaneously turns back into monster heel mode, completely destroys opponent with ultrastiff strikes in what is supposed to be a comedy match
>Sort of backfires poetically on the Miz, because she uses him as a human shield like she did with the ref in Brooklyn 3
Connor Garcia
you should tweet this exact phrase to her along with the image and screenshot it for your bros
Angel Adams
>backfires on the Miz because Asuka starts going full sadistic BDSM on him
Michael Perry
It’s normal you just don’t have high enough test, blame your parents basedboy
Nathaniel Hall
>small white cock
that's redundant
Joshua Diaz
Luis Thompson
>"Backfires"
Henry Williams
Why is she's depressed?
Benjamin Clark
Because the black guy walked passed her without talking to her
Chase Thomas
Leave my cute autistic mommy alone, she has done no wrong
Aaron Young
FUCK WHY IS ASUKA SO CUTE BACKSTAGE
Someone post her eating plastic
Jonathan Hughes
Jaxson Morgan
Adam Baker
Jayden Torres
Oliver Hall
Colton Wood
>tfw no dancing oscar mommy gf
porque vivo
Gabriel Perez
Juan Bailey
i've always wanted to tweet those rule 34 pictures of asuka taking big black cockies and fucking bayley with a strap-on and those cum tributes some black guy made to her on xhamster, i wanted to see how long it would take for her to block me or if she would block me at all
Adrian Barnes
>that pic
>white
Nolan Anderson
Nolan Martinez
DAMAGE CONTROL
Jaxson Wilson
Aaron Richardson
The Mexican Wall is just getting fat.
Daniel Richardson
The Mexican Wall hits you the moment you are born or when you turn 60.
Nathaniel Butler
What is the hottest Asuka pic that wasn't exactly meant to be lewd. For me it's this.
Christian Powell
Michael Gray
Here we go again...
Liam White
Oliver Sanders
KW win by count out...
Evan Clark
Jayden Mitchell
Lincoln Russell
Brayden Williams
Circumcision makes the skin too tight so skin from around the penis migrates up. The tighter the mutilation, the worse it is. So many people who aren't even Jewish have half-hairy, bone-dry dicks with skin too tight to get all the way hard and a huge scar to commemorate the involuntary amputation of a body part
Nolan Rivera
stupid kevin hoarding that photobook featuring, from his description, the lewdest kana pics in existence
Cooper Lee
Didn't they already do that
Daniel Rodriguez
That dick isn't cut.
Grayson Davis
Jaxson Clark
It's a travesty is what it is.
Lucas Hughes
fucking asshole kevin let's have him killed
Dominic Baker
I'M GILBERT GOTTFRIED AND THESE ARE ASUKA'S BOOBS!
Christian Richardson
Who is Kevin?
Michael Martin
Kevin, the name of one of the Ghidorah heads
Ian Gray
I'd start a nuclear holocaust to make that happen.
Nicholas Bailey
Asuka is just pensive
Ethan Gomez
He runs Joshicity.com, the site with all the Stardom photobook reviews. Known for being a scumbag who jacks up prices on rare joshi items.
Alexander Robinson
who is ready for mommy and daughter to win the tag titles tonight :)
Luke Anderson
Post mommy feats
Zachary Evans
I wish this so much
but honestly, I don't think it will happen
you all are free to call me a faggot if it does, hell you can screencap this and laugh at me forever if it does
Christopher Reyes
im uncut.....
Julian Phillips
Blake Miller
Mommy Asuka will never humm Japanese lullabies while tucking you into bed and kiss you on the forehead goodnight
Lincoln Jones
it's unfair
Landon Garcia
I'm sorry mommy, I'll pass in my homework starting tomorrow, no mommy nommmmfmfmffffff
Easton Garcia
circumsized cucks btfo. damn it feels good to be uncircumsized
Brandon Howard
post more of this book
Zachary Watson
Fuck, that's hot
Aaron Hughes
Asuka will never ride you like a horse while yelling at you in dirty Japanese to fuck her faster, to pound her harder
John Rivera
Evan King
Jordan Miller
Ian Thompson
She’s getting pinned clean tonight by Lexi
Connor Sullivan
Jose Smith
Jonathan Gutierrez
Yup, that might've been the moment I became an Asuka fan.
Lewd
Cute
Brody Harris
Little sister Kairi will never jerk you off in the shower while mommy Asuka is cooking breakfast
Zachary Hernandez
Asuka didn't get pinned. Eat shit faggot retard
Ryan Sanders
Looks like she's cosplaying as Chris-Chan lmaooooooo
Jace Gonzalez
we lost again bros
Colton Campbell
I hope they leave at the end of their contracts and go to a company that actually does something with them.
Jason Cook
>Asuka didn't get pinned. Eat shit faggot retard
Caleb Cooper
>worked by fake matches
OH NO NO NO NO
Nathaniel Hall
You are literally posting on Yea Forums you giant spastic.
Jack Rogers
why did you send this picture of (You)
Hunter Wilson
Why the fuck would I even care about watching fake fighting if it isn't to see my favorites win?
Nolan Roberts
HOLY FUCKING WORKED
Parker Nelson
Alexander Sanders
>"WAAAAAH MY FAVORITE WRESTLERS HAVE TO WIN EVERY TIME"
Holy shit, what a mark you are.
Jason Howard
answer the question retard?
Grayson Powell
based
Aaron James
Lose a fake fight and doing her job in TV is reason to leave and end of their contracts?
Jaxson Hughes
>twitter.com
faked ya ninnie
Ian Wilson
I think youre the retard for not just liking your favorite characters regardless of an arbitrary win loss record that wwe never cares about
Austin Bailey
To be entertained? What's the point of watching if you're gonna start seething because your favorite wrestler didn't win
Jeremiah Miller
lost*
Sorry plans changed
Camden Thomas
>arguing in an asuka thread about anything other than what it feels like to grab two handfuls of her tummy
that's a cringe from me
Nathan Ramirez
it's not arbitrary, if they never win, eventually they become jobbers which means they won't appear anymore and eventually will be like Luke Harper. What the fuck am I supposed to see then, Jasethy?
this shit isn't entertaining, what was supposed to entertain me about that match? They don't even let them do good wrestling
Blake Richardson
Their job is to make money for the company. How the fuck are they supposed to do that if the company doesn't back them up. It's one thing to go wrestle Charles and do such a good match you look fantastic on defeat, it's a completely different thing to look like stupid geeks for a rematch no one in the arena cared a single shit because the stupid company didn't give them a reason to.
Wyatt Peterson
Any of you bros got the mega link?
Kayden Ortiz
Shhh no fighting, just mommy now
Hunter Davis
Keikaku doori
Hunter Ward
Owen Richardson
Carson Allen
Based Asuka lives a manga protagonist lifestyle.
Juan Allen
Carson Rogers
>O-oh hey Asuka you h-have a loose thread there. I-I can get that if you want
Charles Lee
Jace Davis
I want to lovingly cuddle with Asuka and for us to fall asleep in each other's arms
Sebastian Jenkins
Hunter Phillips
Alexander Green
Jackson Campbell
CUTE
Brody Davis
Evan Morris
They should have Asuka turn on Kairi, heel zombie batshit Asuka tears through jobbers for a few weeks like Kairi is off TV for injury. Then Asuka gets involved in a program for one of the championship belts, doesn't matter which one because no one cares. Kairi comes back with the intent of ripping Asuka from the bone as payback. Neither of them would even have to speak, and it'd kill like 15 minutes per show that they CLEARLY have nothing better to do with. Neither of them have to actually WIN a championship either, Kairi can keep Asuka from actually winning it and they could feud without it.
Matthew Garcia
You put more thought into a midcard feud than anyone in wwe has in their entire show for the last 3 montha
Nathan Hughes
>We'll take it in to consderation, pal.
Thomas Diaz
Based, but too good to get you a job in WWE creative.
Justin Sanders
Those thighs...
Nathan Bailey
Bye Mommy. Have a good day a work
Jose Cooper
>mommy asuka will never kiss you goodbye and hand you a homemade dinner in a bento box before she breaks bitches faces
Wyatt Diaz
Asuka will never pin you to the wall, look in your eyes like this, whisper her hotel room number in your ear then walk off after copping a feel like nothing happened.
Luis Martinez
That's Io's gimmick now
Ethan Adams
>implying asuka wouldn't put you in shoot submission then drag your unconscious body back to her room
Lucas Myers
MOMMY
Joshua Gomez
Oh I see she's one of the summer slam MIA bitches
Ryder Turner
Jason Barnes
That would require more than ten minutes a week. Too much for Vince.
Evan Rivera
Cameron Lewis
Ryder Price
>ywn wake up naked from as Asuka swaggers into the room and disrobes
>ywn be pressganged into sex slavery, mommy worship and tummy love
Isaac Diaz
Blake Gonzalez
>tfw asuka will never slowly pump your semi erect penis guiding it to full erection while playing with your pre-cum
Joshua Smith
she looks so warm bros
Ayden Reyes
Imagine cuddling with her on a chilly winter night, her warm, soft body against yours while she whispers comforting things in Japanese in your ear.
Mason King
Isaac Ross
well that thread disappeared so here
Juan White
all these incel marks drooling over a flabby coal burner that's already married
Parker Price
Good job user, this is now an Asuka x Nikki thread.
Nathaniel Taylor
rent free
Nathaniel Richardson
Cameron Brown
I would invite Nikki to join me and Asuka for dinner and threesomes
David Taylor
Brody Hughes
Wyatt King
tfw Asuka is not really allowed to use this anymore because Ronda.
Angel Ross
Look how she wraps her legs around him
Alexander Fisher
Being married doesn't make it any more difficult to fuck her. Monogamy is a meme
Tyler Cox
>cuddling with her on a chilly winter night
Yes
Hudson Russell
Asher Walker
Josiah Hill
imagine the scent
Easton Anderson
hit me wit the bad news, how much time are we looking at mommy being off tv now that they've been buried?
Bentley Morales
Easton Morales
I'd say until Survivor Series when they need women to fill the stupid elimination match
But, maybe there's a bit of hope. Kairi and Asuka are the only face team and they can always say that the match didn't count because Paige wasn't there or something like that. Remember the next PPV is Clash of Champions so the titles will be defended. It won't be against the Iiconics because they already lost at a PPV.
Michael Cook
Nikki and Alexa are faces
Brandon Cox
No they’re not retard
Aaron Gomez
They were doing comedy spots at Summerslam and always win clean. There’s nothing heel about them
Cooper Scott
Elias is a living comedy spot idiot. Do you think he's a face too? Charlotte always win clean. Is she a face too?
Retard
Connor Lee
>There’s nothing heel about them
Alexa dragging Nikki over to corner so she can make the tag
Nikki pushing Kairi off top rope while ref not looking
Taunted Kairi after winning both times
Leo Ross
They're still using heel tactics to win. Alexa dragging Nikki to their corner and staying in the ring so that Kairi has to deal with her only to be caught from behind by Nikki. Faces don't win like that, heels do.
Thomas Wright
Boiling
Ian Long
Gavin Gutierrez
Finna
Jose Diaz
this specific picture makes my pee pee tingle
Blake King
Nani anonsan, ret mummy make ru cummy
James Ross
Cooper Allen
God I wish they would beat me up
Lincoln Bennett
I want to give her a post match tongue bath
Jaxon Gonzalez
Do not talk about pro wrestling without knowing Keiko Nakano. She beat the wall.
Elijah Bell
Colton Barnes
Justin Richardson
Asher Hughes
All bow to mommy
Hunter Moore
I want to cum in and on this thicc gook.
Grayson Brooks
ARRRRGHHHHHHHH LITERALLY MADE TO PRODUCE HEALTHY OFFSPRING
Owen Harris
Jaxson Davis
almost a year gone and this is still the best match of these three.
Carson Butler
Brody Ortiz
post asuka nippy slippy
Carson Davis
Landon Reyes
Imagine how good it would feel like to stick your hard dick in mommys ass.
Austin Lewis
Angel Cox
Ryder Taylor
Henry Garcia
I like Asuka
Levi Bennett
fatsuka hungry
Chase Sanchez
this is one of the best webm in existence
Dylan Reed
Henry Lopez
The absolute seriousness of his face in this picture is terrifying.
Luke Campbell
Colton Bell
He looks like he's about to shoot up a Wallmart, if Asuka loses another match.
Carson Mitchell
greater in mass, maybe
lol
she#s FAT
Sebastian Cruz
and you're a fucking bugger.
William Myers
>velcro sneakers
run Asuka!
Jace Sanchez
Christian Green
Jackson Collins
Jaxson Gomez
Joseph Wood
shut up negro
Christopher Allen
Logan Davis
I love how Miz is totally on board and suddenly OH FUCK I'M MARRIED GET OFF GET OFF
Gavin Fisher
Drop and give mummy 20 sodyer
Julian Mitchell
Man she'd look so sick if she came back as a heel with a half face bushido mask and those freaky contacts
Ayden Rivera
these make me happy
Isaiah Long
>Implying Marysse doesn't invite her home regularly.
Jordan Young
do you think she's remained celibate the entire time away from her husband? or has she hooked up with any of the roster members
Joshua Gonzalez
She's definitely molested Kairi
Brandon Carter
She def wanted that Miz juice
Nathan Martin
Anthony Davis
Asian women go off sex once they have successfully reproduced.
Jackson Wright
I want to lick her feet
Ryan Gomez
Samuel Morris
No, she's addicted to BWC
Jaxon Miller
In another timeline Asuka and Miki Motoi are having an office affair
Connor Gonzalez
OL Asuka would be dimes, bring back right to censor with Paige and Hojo-san
Wyatt Adams
not playing this game with you schlomo
John Lopez
Caleb Jackson
cry harder. It's not my fault that she can't resist being FELLA'D
Jaxson Roberts
Shhh mommy is sleeping
Jack Price
No fucking chance she hasn't cheated. Her thirst for Sheamus is so obvious. Lots of sexual tension with her and Gulak too.
Jose Clark
Someone make a cum edit pls
Sebastian Rogers
Would bet money that she's fucked Miz, Gulak, Sheamus and Woods. Street Profits and Rusev also possible.
Jaxon Gray
Sheamus should do another one of these.
Isaiah Cooper
bump and ip count +1 :)
James Perez
James Price
>Mommy will never give you encouragement during your workout
Brody Barnes
asuka's one genki motherfucker
Joseph Harris
bet she would embarrass at LEAST 70% of Yea Forums in an arm wrestling match
Dylan Smith
Yeah I'd lose because I'm laughing too hard at her bingo wings
Jayden Russell
Owen Long
based, don't think I've seen the right before
Eli Brooks
Anthony Sanchez
Matthew Lewis
Landon Sullivan
that's not really hard considering everyone here is a twink
Oliver Kelly
Does Asuka just have the exact same expression on her face no matter what she is doing?
Robert Butler
Leo Morris
Nolan Harris
Oliver Stewart
The Empress of Real Estate
Christopher Taylor
Anthony Morgan
mommy has nice hips
Parker Evans
Imagine if the Empress returned to NXT and defeated Baszler. It culminates in a blood feud with Io, where Io finally wins the big one, and ends Asuka's NXT undefeated streak.
Ryder Anderson
I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS
Chase Ross
not into Asians, but i can change
Andrew Diaz
Io beating Asuka would be great. Any other reason for coming back to NXT is a complete NO. We don't need to give them more opportunities to take more accolades away from her. It's already enough to know Shayna will break her record of longest NXT champ.
Levi Nelson
If you change there's no turning back. Just a little warning. I hate anime and weeb shit but I now prefer Asian women. Leave while you can.
William Nguyen
based empress of seduction
Anthony Brooks
>ywn greet mommy after she comes home after a long day handling business matters with a hug and a hot meal lovingly prepared
Jaxon Ross
AREOLA PEEK
Samuel Martin
I used to be the same way
Eli Harris
lol we should totally like link asuka-chan this thread she would totes dig it right? lol
Robert Sanchez
bro thanks for this bro
Aaron Taylor
ding-dong diddly
Oliver Murphy
is this recent?
Luke Baker
Asuka approaches you backstage after the match, probably for all the shameless groping you did, what are you going to say?
Sebastian Clark
apologize and ask for punishment
Joseph Rodriguez
Ethan Sullivan
Shame she wouldn't be able to wear the Wehrmacht uniform.
Gavin Thomas
>eating the red wax plastic on the little cheese wheels
Based
>that guy doing the Roman salute in the way back
Based
>Asuka stinkface
Based but also unbased since it's not me
Austin Howard
If they used japanese military colors and changed the medals they could get away with it
Mason Richardson
Does anyone think she have X legs like Big Show?
Anthony Nelson
This is probably the best thing she did.
Jace Flores
David Rivera
KWAF
Robert Kelly
Jacob Collins
She may lose matches, but at least she won't lose weight.
Ryan Hill
>wwejapan now subtitles their videos
they are getting a push to the moon!
Tyler Diaz
Holy cute!
Grayson Harris
Angel Kelly
She never loses. Kairi does.
Anthony Wright
Liquored up kana/asuka cuts promo on Tajiri's booking of her
youtu.be
Gabriel Ward
sometimes I forget asians are human
Charles Cooper
Michael Price
we never got the video of bull nakano and mommy having a conversation with one another
Luis Moore
Jayden Morris
god I wish Asuka would handcuff me to the bed and have her way with me
Ryder Nelson
That shit is painful
Grayson Cook
they only subtitled this one
Benjamin Howard
HOLY FUCKING YUM
Evan White
Lock me up mommy
Jack Wood
Lincoln Bailey
Joshua Taylor
based mommy
together we must protec her from page tennu
Ayden White
Checkmate anonkun
Xavier Brooks
Oh... OK Mommy. What's the forfeit this time?
Christopher Cruz
>100+
wew lads, asuka is blushing
Easton Sullivan
Take off ror pantsu
Sebastian Lopez
can't blame the dog's reaction on the top left
tegan knots is jelly
Brandon Wood
The sequel is pretty good too, more accurate cosplay outfit too
Jordan Reyes
ASUKACHADS
sauce is a sloot
dressing like mummy
to work us all into a shoot
mega(DOT)nz/#!WhMBFQ7D!VYDCXI5IQU3uQVH-s_5yxLJWGc3LhSeIG2j8AhNe9RY
Brody Richardson
I really gotta see it user
have you a sauce?
Matthew Wright
also kushida and nakamura, maybe they're finally listening to the fans
Justin Howard
She should gain 20 pounds for realism purposes
Samuel Roberts
if they subtitled every mother fucker that didn’t speak english we might get organic sounding promos again. stupid amerilards not being able to read words outside of gun and freedom is the problem
Jaxon Evans
Jacob Clark
Post the link faggot
Joseph Garcia
Ian Lewis
Aiden Walker
Brayden Walker
the fuck, is that xia li?
Luke Sullivan
Nathaniel Richardson
Based Asuka posting despite hitting reply bump limit