How small must his penis be that feels the need to have such a grand entrance every single time he has a match?

How small must his penis be that feels the need to have such a grand entrance every single time he has a match?

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WrestleMania matches should have grand entrances, it's boring when they just walk to the ring.

*glass breaks*

As small as your dads

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But my dad is hung like a mule

How cool is that?!

>those ps2 tier graphics
One would think a 3 billion dolar company could do better

also tripletty will never be as cool as max rockatansky

What's wrong with having gimmicks or characters or cool entrances or music. You guys seriously just want to watch 2 normal guys grappling or stage fighting with no character or design or creativity?

Why even watch wrestling? Why not just watch UFC

>What's wrong with having gimmicks or characters or cool entrances or music.
Triple H has none of those things though,

Was this the worst wrestlemania set in a long time? The big set piece was just a screen, and I think Haitch was the only one that had anything really special for it, from what I remember everyone else had stuff that wasn't very different from their normal titantrons.

TIME TO PEG THE GAME

TIME TO PREP THE BULL

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His character is still upset he didnt make it in hollywood so every entrance has to latch on to successful movie franchises and give him an opportunity to play roles he never will.

looks like you know his dads penis well

Hunter is such a faggot

who raped you?

You guys are so weird. You bitch about WWE not trying new things but still want to keep traditional wrestling you want bad guys to be bad guys but not lose while having good guys be over and charismatic as well. You want long story lines that have a conclusion but don't like skits but you like some skits like Firefly Funhouse. You don't like old wrestlers but you want old wrestlers to have good matches you want all the big names on the cards but also want fresh new faces you want indie companies to be more recognized but don't want them to be too successful and become big companies

If Yea Forums owned a wrestling company it would be an unwatchable monstrosity.

Hi Paul! You still got a tiny wee wee

At least he's not a virgin turboautist like you

holy shit, that's badass

jerking it in the corner when the bull goes to town doesn't count as losing your virginity, paul

>Cuck fantasy posting
Have sex

It's not fantasy when it's your reality paul

Who thought this was cool?

>Obsessed with black dicks constantly thinking of cucks.
Don't you see how weird it is to call black guys "bulls" that's pretty fucking strange. You need to get away from brainwashing you're demasculating yourself

>You guys are so weird.
>You bitch about WWE not trying new things but still want to keep traditional wrestling you want bad guys to be bad guys but not lose while having good guys be over and charismatic as well.
If bad guys lose, then there is no investment. If a villain is strong then the hero overcoming them is exciting. But if the villain loses all the time, then it's not interesting. Look at Bray Wyatt now compared to when he was first in WWE. He wasn't a threat, he lost all the time, he lost on TV. He had a big Wrestlemania match against Cena and Wyatt wasn't a threat at all. Cena winning wasn't exciting, it was just something that happened.
>You want long story lines that have a conclusion but don't like skits but you like some skits like Firefly Funhouse.
These statements don't contradict. You like X but hate Y, but some Y you like. Yup, sometimes something you don't like can be good. A wrestler you don't like can have a match you enjoy. Plus, the Firefly Funhouse skits were reoccurring angles in a story and not just one off random skits.
>You don't like old wrestlers but you want old wrestlers to have good matches
Again, a statement that makes sense. Don't like the old wrestlers, but want them to have good matches. Because Undertaker being wheeled out and having a 5 star match is better than Undertaker being wheeled out and have a dud of a match. Don't like old ones, but since they aren't going away, would like to have them put something entertaining on.
>you want all the big names on the cards but also want fresh new faces
Yup, that's how you build stars. People will be drawn to the show for the big names, but will watch the fresh faces. Look at AEW, you're drawn by The Elite but end up watching all these other guys. Same with the young lions in Japan. Come for the big names, see the fresh faces.
>you want indie companies to be more recognized but don't want them to be too successful and become big companies
This is just retarded and wrong

The worst part was that he wasn't even allowed to drive the hot rod he came out with, also It didn't even look like the one in the ps2 graphics.