SummerSlam Pre-Gamethread #0

When does it start?

>I'll sit through it, I always do, but damn, it's going to be a long night. Probably 6-7 hours total.

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Alexa and Iconics have been relegated to pre-show? Yet Becky still getting top billing on main show?

Yikes

Considering it's an unannounced match...

That's me every time I think of my nigger Roode compared to how Joe is doing.
For even more insult they won't even let Bobby play on his Canadian turf

Hopefully Bork at least busts him open the hard way.

So where's Undertakers match guys?

did it actually already start? damn. I haven't taken my weekly shower or fapped yet

I'm excited for Buddy Murphy vs Apollo, The Fiend vs Finn Balor, Kofi vs Orton, and Ziggler vs Goldberg

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How did you guys like the G1?
Which was better, A block or B block?

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>two hour pre-show
>cruiserweights still only get ten minutes

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Wtf WWE is on twitch?

twitch.tv/wwe

JBL and the jew standing infront of the stage made me sad, I miss getting special sets for the PPVs bros

have sex please

Ready for another disappointing PPV

youtube.com/watch?v=OWnz_Rt76qw

kickoff show is on if anyone cares!

I saw Geoffry the Toys R Us giraffee in the stands...

Is posting fucked?

Most WWE fans are married with families.

Don't be a jerk, I'm getting a little sick of you turboautist always shitting up threads. Nobody thinks your cute or funny or clever, you're just annoying.

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>this is the pre-show for the reason to watch the ppv
>HI I'M MIZ THERE'S A RAW MATCH TOMORROW T HOUGH

wtf is this shit

Yeah.

captcha is fuckd

Go outside.

I had problems posting and network outage at the same time so I figure it was some internet spike.

Captcha is working again! Now I can talk with all my buddies during SummerSlam!

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HOLY SHIT THAT EMPTY ARENA, THE FED IS FUCKING DEAD

STOOPID

It's 107 degrees where I am and it's thundering.

>Promo: I did hold Kofi down
>Twitter
kek

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So he's turning on Bayley?

How in the FUCK do Brazilian women get so hot? I know a good portion of the country is monkey-tier, but some of the hottest women I've ever seen still come from there.

>Scotiabank Arena

Why not in the Skydome?

Damn, Beth really got jobbed out to The Wall.

Is the preshow on now? How long until the main show?

WHO YA GOT?!?!

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1h41

2 hours
There's 3 matches in the preshow and they will probably be MotN

>Kofi vs Randy is a big deal!
>Everyone forgot that Kofi beat him after beating a bunch of other guys in a single gauntlet match
?

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>JBL and the jew
He's a mulatto

did you go to church today Yea Forums

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>6-7 hours total

BASED

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Are we back? Fucking asshole Captcha didn't let us post.

no, instead I jacked off to

JBL SHOOTING!!

me and my gf

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Should I watch summerslam or met up with a 3/10 from POF?

why the fuck doesnt JBL come back to sdl commentary... i miss him so much

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>NXT gets Slipknot
>main roster gets literal who?

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i'm getting that feeling too. i'm probably gonna take a shit and a shower and shave so i don't have to do it later tonight after my mind has been nuked by 7 hours of WWE

I was wondering if this preshow was filmed this morning or what? That is a dismal crowd.

Charles promo was cringeworthy

Why does Charlotte talk so weirdly? Did she always talk that way? It's like she has new teeth or something.

He worked mauro into a top rope suicida

did she let the glam squad do her makeup, what the ding-dong diddly fuck

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She has ALWAYS talked like THAT.

Did Charles just cut a based promo?

She has a speech impediment

I hope Oney vs Gulak isn't the first preshow match because yikes at the crowd rn.

More like The Wall squad

>in the spot she is because she came out of her dad's sack

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she cut the same one she always does, so NO

Looks like one of the turtles that you step on in Mario

When the Fiend comes out, isn't it just a bunch of crew guys on the outside of the ring shining flashlights in his face?

fuck you now I'm gonna kek every time it happens since I'll be thinking of that

I think Charlotte needs to stop using the woo.

Ric made it work because he was a coked up, high energy charismatic playboy. Charlotte has no personality.

No shit. Idk why that matters, where are the lights supposed to come from?

DING-DONG DIDDLY! THE BUZZARDS!

Based retard user

Becky is a bigger star than all of them. Logic is hard, huh?

be honest.
>bray wyatt
based or cringe?
>finn balor
based or cringe?

Bros I still can’t decide if the fiend is cringe or kino?

Why isn't HHH on the card. Doesn't have a big fight feel without HHH on the card.

How bad will this Bray match be? I'm hopeful he does good lads.

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why the fuck doesn't foley fix his god damned fucking teeth, how does his qt milf wife stomach him

bray = based
balor = cringe
I guess, don't hate balor but he isn't at bray's level for me so he has to be cringe since there are only 2 tiers

That was actually a good video package, but seeing the transition into the new set sucks dicks, it looks like it was made on a budget of a bag of peanuts.

>Hulk Hogan has arrived in Toronto.
Per Dave Meltzer.

no. it's witchcraft you dumbass.

>nerve paralyzing
I always wondered how the mandible claw was suppose to work

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superman does good. you hope he does WELL.

Gulak better not fuck up the predictions.

I won't watch WWMEME until based Shingo signs with them and carries this shitass company

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>Becky
>star

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>cruiserweights first

When did Renee get so fat? She looks horrible on this panel.

There’s still a cruisersweight title?

>I think Charlotte needs to stop using Ric Flair stuff
FTFY.
>wymmys tag team match in the Preshow
You what?
>not cutie warriors
I'm mad, I hope the ratto loses.

>Hulk Hogan just called someone a nigger
per Dave Meltzer

the constant replaying of KO's "shoot" promo makes me cringe bros

haven't watched in a while. why does everyone hate shane now?

be honest
>Shane O'Mac
based or based?

Gotta get that CM Punk fanbase

how exactly do wrestlers "teleport" into the ring? are they actually teleporting or is it a work?

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Buddy Murphy vs Apollo is going to be MoTN

Salutations from your comrade Zhan Pomerantsev! A thousand blessing and Summerslam enjoyment is wished upon you! Бoжe, хpaни aмepикy!

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Both are cool but Wyatt is better. I hope a plot involves Demon Finn later on though

that dropkick to the chair was pretty based

because his rib shack is terrible

Based

SHANE THAT'S ENOUGH COME ON

Usually hiding as one of the ring crew, pick a spot (usually during entrances) to go under the ring.

so....whos buying WWE2K20?

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>When did Renee get so fat? She looks horrible on this panel.

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Not making it a "I Quit!" match is what is cringe. They had that stipulation on a silver plate and yet again missed the point completely.

what the FUCK is this bullshit?
what's the point of having people's leaked passwords if we can't use them.

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based
redpilled

Holy shit, she has WAY too much make-up on. You can't even see her cute freckles.

this... *DX CROTCH CHOP*

>The New Day were attacked by Hulk Hogan in a vicious hate crime. Kofi Kingston is questionable.
Per Dave Meltzer.

I'll watch some other fag play it and wait til it goes on sale if it looks decent enough.

What’s Elias gimmick? He’s a hipster who is a also Shane’s goon?

JUST

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Too busy attaching himself to the 24/7 angle.

Kevin Owens ‘beard’ is fucking disgusting, if you can’t grow a beard by that age just fucking give up and shave

Not me. I'm still playing No Mercy. If they ever release game that's better I'll upgrade. I'm still waiting.

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His gimmick is that he's a precious cinnamon bun in a world that hurts him

One of the few heels who get heat.

Is based Cornette going to review this PPV?

let's see yours then mate

so you are willing to play the same game(s) yearly?

Who’s this jewfro doing commentary with based JBL?

Sam was only good when he was fodder for O&A
youtu.be/9K93y0kxTo0

>Mick with the earpiece in his fucked up ear

DELETE THIS
AHHHHHHHHHHH

is rhonda gonna be there

I agree

WHERE IS PAT?

Have any matches happened yet?

FIINNNAAAAAAAAAAA

BROTHERS IM BROTHERED OUT RN BROTHER

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I'm only buying if my girl is gonna be in it. Aside from that, it's still a no from me

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Now this is the original Bullet Club

EVERY. SINGLE. SEAT. WILL. BE. FILLED

TRANNIES BTFO

AJ is one of the few bright spots of wwe

>every single seat will be filled
Coach I don't believe that with the Tarpslayer Main eventing

This mark crowd Wooing
Cringe

Bad luck fale run in confirmed

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based

How long you think until they bring out the tarps?

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it is a sellout

>mfw the club helps ding-dong diddly to beat the fiend in his debut

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Fuck I’d hate to see the fiend get buried but seeing Finn back with the bullet club would be kino

>ding-dong diddly shirt

How racist are you guys gonna be tonight?

You guys are grade A retards. You think people just teleport to the stadium? The lines are out the door still. It's not easy getting thousands of people in a building

He's actually a pretty good actor. I remember some of his TNA backstage segments being good back in the day.

THEY JUST WANT YOU TO OWE THEM FINN(A) DON'T DO IT

this post is cringe as fuck

is wrestling dead bros?

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>Finn heel turn with the OC and they kick the shit outta the fiend
AJ you know that's too cool for this show

Why does gallows have his face painted?

this much

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is rhonda gonna be there

Richochet is proof that not every finger poke of doom ends a career. It should have though.

>ricochet on a mic

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They don't leave their basement, they have no idea what a busy stadium is like. Even a long line at Walmart is foreign to them.

no clue, I just assumed it was a reference to some stuff he did while in japan

Yes. zoomers don't care about fake fighting it will die once we are dead

Obviously not you idiot

Here it is retard

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Kek

They explained that he is trying to get in touch with how he was in Japan and get that edge back.

How has AJ had the only convincing heel turn is the last ten years?

JBL still works here?

She preggo

Yeah , when your mom buys all the food in the house you don't get a good idea of the real world

>that face
Holy Fucking JUST

>2 hour preshow
>first hour is 100% recaps
BRING OUT ONEY 凸(｀△´+)

>overwatch
Unironically gayer than wrestling. E-sports in general, really.

nothing wrong with anal masturbation, it's only gay when it gets done by another dude/the thought of another dude makes you horny

the prostate will make you cum buckets, heck it makes you shoot through buckets

>last ten years

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2COLD SCORPIO

Jericho when he betrayed AJ was better.

Once the last of us idiots die this carny sideshow will die with us

go dilate

Is this faggot ass nigger show 4 hours or 5

The network is still not working for me lads. and summer is almost over and lexi still hasn't shown her soles.

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I've been on the booze for about 8 hours so I'm 2 hours away from being dangerously racist.

The UFC is turning into the new WWE.

>Replaying this Roman segment
fucking kek everytime

pre-show is on 5 different platforms (network, youtube, facebook, twitter & twitch), so views are being split, that overwatch stream is only on twitch.

7

Goodbye bros. just found 2 baby roaches in my Chinese food. I’m going to end it all now. It’s been fun.

Unironically my favorite wrestling moment of the past year

if only poop didn't come from there, then I'd be willing to try it out but I don't want to get a poopy finger

BEEG DAWG WATCH OUT

not at all.
racism is low test and cringe

how did they have a camera in the car that hit roman?

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oh hell no
you'd better raise hell or sue the shit out of them

roman deserved it for driving that piece of shit "car"

WHOS TRYING TO KILL ROMAN REIGNS ?

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Call the restaurant and threaten them into giving you free food for life or else you call the health inspector.

Worst case scenario they send goons to cut your stomach open.

How is Roman a babyface going around attacking randoms?

Go back to sc
It's 5 hours + 2 hours preshow

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wew the wall definitely went over beth

Ewwww dude what the fuck. Fuck that chink msg cockroach bullshit. Go on the carnivore diet and get shredded.

Buddy Murphy deserved it

>Buddy/Big Dog recap
OHNONONONO BuddyBros, it's happening again

holy fuck you weren't kidding.

fuck this kermit sounding announcer honestly, how the fuck do they let this guy on air

>205 curtain jerking
ONEY RULES 凸(｀△´+)

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holy fuck Beth looks like shit

kek my mom and sister said the same thing about him

Kek fuck you for making me unhear Aiden's voice.

Anybody else's stream on the network shit ?

if you eat enough fiber it's actually pretty okay, push some toilet paper up your bunghole to check, rinse it well in shower if necessary

godspeed, it's been a fetish of mine ever since i showered with a girlfriend ten years ago and she was blowing me and suddenly she stuck a finger up my ass

Me on the right with my US TITLE

>if Gulak can survive the onslaught, Gulak wins

The fuck? So it's like "Gulak takes a beating and he wins?"

Drew Gulak is the star of 205 Live and will never be defeated.

gotta give him hush money after carder broke his neck at a saudi event

Yeah bro mine keeps buffering every 5 min or so

I haven’t heard anything about the cruiserweight title in years. Is it only defended at house shows or something?

>all those empty seats
It's just sad now.

kys degenerate

>this challenger
literally who the actual fuck

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who are these two literal whos? who the fuck cares about this?

The main show hasn't started yet retard

is Canada so if you let your enemies win you win

fuck off normie, this is an oney board

I'm at the match lads

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>i'm 14 and what is this

you'll get there buddy, i know you and your fortnite clan have just discovered masturbation but you'll get there eventually

Based digits brother

Yea Forums has always been a /Powerpoint/ board

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start a "Who Raped You?" chant

Nigga you retards see a couple of empty seats and start shit posting. You turboautist are more sad than anything the WWE can do, and to be frank you couldn't pack a house party let alone a real event.

You don't even understand that people gotta stand in line and come in the building

>ads during the match
fuck off
hope you have fun bro

Oh shit idk why it flipped

They’re at the merch line ya geek

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How much are t-shirts at the stands in Canadian dollars?

This is livestreamed and there are still ads buring the matches?

I hope Brock wins.

>still playing the seff promo

>Being this in denial

Is he wrong?

Is Oney Lorcan the worst name in wrestling?

That cheer was edited after Seth proclaiming that he will beat Brock.

Did that to me when I posted at a live event. Godspeed brother

goddamn I want that fresh tee

WE WANT FINNS COCK
CLAP X5
WE WANT FINNS COCK
gimmie what i want user

>seff promo in the middle of the manlet match
Fuck off seff, I hope you die horribly against Bork

cope

Yeah that they edited cheers into. KWAB

theyre trying to sell the ppv to the people that are watching the free pre-show stream

Is that the guy currently wrestling damien sandow on the preshow?

I can't check, I'm watching the match

I feel like lorcans balls are going to flop out

the fucked up thing is that they still play those ads for people watching on the network

Have fun in Canada land bro

>gulak could win and become a new champion
garbage announcers

>2 hour TWO GODDAMN HOUR preshow
>interrupt a championship match to shill the same fucking promos for literally no purpose

nigga called Oney wtf

Drew Gulak is actually a good wrestler bros.

B-chads, get in here. The patrician’s choice

If you get a chance later, no rush. Just curious.

Oney with the choppa

b-block because that's where shingo was

Gulack's initial push was one of the biggest casualties of Enzo's firing. Glad to see he's on top of 205 right now at least.

is damien sandow in the ring? and a skinny mojo rawley? who the fuck

>lying on Yea Forums

Y tho?

That loud slap sound seems to be fake

he is, one of the lads who deserves a spot in the main roster

Oney with the EBD claw

>open palm strikes
HOLY BASED

>hardest hitting match we’ve seen here
>first match of the night

Aiden is a fucking idiot

I am watching on the network. That is what I meant.

Decent match, sadly they would have had a better one on 205 Live.

Gulack carrying 205.

My prediction is saved. Thanks based Gulak.

When does the match start?

what was that 8 minutes with 1 minute being an ad break?

If Oney was a bit bigger he could be a great choppa guy

Gulak is based.

some of those are just using the free month so gotta shill them up a bit as well

I asked my neighbour. He said $35 for the Tshirts and $85 for the Summerslam shirts

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
DAWG

I wanted to, but would have been driving drunk there after watching the g1, so made the cautious choice

based no flippies

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Went to Taco Bell what did I miss? Gulak won and what else?

Oney selling that throat punch like a champ. Based match between these two.

NEW THREAD

I don't remember my picks, Steve pls post the picture laddie

I thought jerry stroked out and died

holy FUCKING Charly

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drake is fucking based lads

Has he still not fucked his wife?

$35 isn't horrible, but $85 for a t-shirt is steep.

Holy CUMOLA

thank you Zhan

I think the Summerslam shirts aren't T-shirts

they better hotshot the belts back onto the iiconics

Oh, probably baseball type jerseys.

Is that Drake Wuertz? I knew him back in high school. Guy was a fucking derelict. Got expelled for beating up some dude and then fired from Burger King for stealing orange juice.

How is this man considered Russian? You can't tell me he was Russian if you saw him, you would swear he was Asian

based, I also know this feel

Russia us f'n big dude, lots of nationalities

Russia and the former SSR countries are mixed as hell

More of Russia is in Asia than it is in Europe.

but how big is her dick

bigger than yours

I'm glad the pre show is that long, I still have 2 ding dong diddley hours of work before i'm home

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