So Yea Forums, you've been here long enough like self entitled pricks and have never once ding-dong diddly paid your dues. Time to give back to the biz. Roll
-odd: take a bump
-even: cut a promo
-dubs get pure strikes
-trips get thigh-slap neck bumps
-quads suffer career ending exploding quads
-quints get to prep Bobbo's bull
Mmmmmm, you have what it takes kid?
Rollin'. Also, Undertaker is the greatest wrestler of all time, with the greatest and most sexy hair of all time.
Damn. I wanted dubs.
YESSSSS
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
You can act like a fake judge all you want, but Hogan, Rock, Austin, and Cena drew the real dimes you geriatric piece of worn out shit.
Dead man walking
how the fuck did you do that
Mmmm
Keep telling yourself that, you fucking fat loser.
Mmmm here's a bump
It's the mighty power of being a loyal fan to the Lord of Darkness, my son.
CUT A FUCKING PROMO YOU EVENFAGS Get pure strike bitch!
Here's my promo:
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
Rollerino
>Get pure strike bitch!
It's..... just what I've always wanted. :')
AGAIN, YES!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
And here's mine, you asshole:
>Again with this shit? You anti-taker fags really have no life at all. In fact, I am getting concerned for your health. Set your alarm for 8 hours, and go to bed, user. When you get out of bed, do a series stretches to get your blood flowing. Brush your teeth for a full 5 minutes, (remember to brush in an up-down motion, not side-to-side), rinse with some refreshing mouthwash. Remove your soiled, clothing and step into the shower. Start with cool water, and remember to scrub your genitals well, and behind your ears. Now turn the hot water on, and bring your body temperature down. Once you have dried yourself off (careful not to slip and fall while getting out of the shower!), apply some essential oils to your skin. All these years of not showering has led to your skin becoming quite dry and scaly. You might also try putting on some silk breifs, if you have jock itch or dry skin in your genital region. Once you are completely dressed, (pants and a shirt are required for this), it's time to make your way to the kitchen, and prepare yourself a healthy breakfast. Fry one egg (over-easy), two slices of bacon, and slice one green apple into bite-size pieces. Pour yourself a glass (8 oz.) of almond milk, stand at your kitchen counter and eat. (Your body actually digests food better while you stand!) Now you are ready go step outside and absorb the magnificent sun. Your skin is likely quite sensative pale from so many years of living underground, fapping to traps and japanese midgets while your mother and father worked their fingers to the bone to keep you fed, so rub some spf 90 sunscreen on all of your exposed areas. Once you are out on the front lawn, take in the fresh, clean air of the great outdoors. Take a walk down street, try to keep a brisk pace. Your legs might be weak, but tell yourself that your spirit isn't weak, you can do it! That's it, keep going, champ! Keep going, and never look back, you faggot.
Shinji did nothing wrong. He was a true badass.
>YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL BOARDS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AN YOU DING-DONG DIDDLY LOOK AT Yea Forums AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY IN THE SUMMER OF 1992 YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF GETTIN RAPED. BUT I'M Yea Forums AND I'M NOT NORMAL. SO YOU GOT A DING-DONG DIDDLY 25% CHANCE AT RAPE ME. AND YOU ADD KEVIN NASH TO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES DRASTIC GO DOWN.
Posting in a badass thread.
quints incoming
dumb thread
It doesn't work unless you give your soul to The Lord of Darkness before posting.