The Switchblade is one of the best defensive/counter wrestlers I've ever seen, why won't Meltzer give him more stars?

The Switchblade is one of the best defensive/counter wrestlers I've ever seen, why won't Meltzer give him more stars?

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he doesnt spam moves

He’s a total shitter and if he was in the E everybody would fucking hate him.

Because he doesn’t suck his cut dick like the hotdogs sellers.

He is unironically too intelligent for Meltzer. Dave's a pleb who likes flips and needs stories crammed down his throat to understand them which is why he rates NXT so highly.

Why is his face melting

he needs to get his mpm up first

Some nerds call him the four star general because Meltzer gives him shitloads of four star matches even when he shouldn't sometimes. He gets plenty of stars.

It's a shame people can't appreciate how actually good he is separately from that.

Not enough movez and flips and yellow skin

dave fucking loves this terribly faggot and i guarantee he's the only reason you even learned who this dork was in the first place

Jay doesn't suck his dick so he doesn't give him bonus stars unlike The Cucks, CAWdy, and Omegetty.

Where does the Meltzer hates switchblade meme actually come from? He does nothing but praise the guy on audio. You're taking his star ratings way too seriously.

>doing Okada’s “spamming finishers, getting countered, and countering his opponents into his finisher” gimmick but way worse and with less heat

Most people who praise Switch Cuck don’t even watch New Japan

cope

He's a pretty damn good heel and has fine matches for what they want him to do. The big money for him is when he finally turns babyface though.

Based Chadblade

>Where does the Meltzer hates switchblade meme actually come from?
People who don't watch New Japan and also don't listen to WON.

I don't listen to WON but I can't escape that faggot's opinions. He's clearly high on White. On star ratings averages he might be the most highly rated guy by Meltzer right now other than like Okada or Ishii.

He is literally a pleb filter.

He's not one of his sources.

How would watching New Japan make you know what Meltzer's correct opinion of him is?

I've felt like his peak was against Juice Robinson at the Cow Palace, that match was awesome, but I feel like he's been treading water since. Even his IWGP reign was a absolutely nothing reign and still relies on Gedo cheat spam. He has a good mind for working the ring, but that only goes so far. Also he needs to shave. He looked better as a clean babyface look, it was a nice contrast to his obviously dickish heel persona.

Because Meltzer is a faggot but he's not completely blind, and White is clearly very good, so there would no conceivable way a pro wrestling critic wouldn't appreciate him.

He is definitely not one of the indie smark darlings though so you're a bit off your rocker mate.

Worked by the Chadblade's beard

This

he isn't a meltzer source

Huh? Whatchu mean?