NJPW G1 Climax 29 Night 16 Based Block(8) GameThread #1

I don't give a fuck if it's B Block night, this is Ibushi's G1.

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You don't need a thread every night. Just bump the same two for a month straight like you did last year you fucking japanetty dweebs.
GCW jap show = only jap show that matters

Do any of you work?

Most shows get to #2 and last nights reached the bump limit sweetie also we didn't do that last year :)

not everyone works in the day and Im from AUS so this shit starts at like 7:30pm for me

Fuck it. i know its early but Goto chads get in here
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME

I won't be able to screen cap tonight, because 5:30 in the morning is about the time I sleep.
But I'm rooting for Naito and Moxley ofcourse.

I expect Moxley to lose his match against Goto.

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>OP Worked for over a decade recently moved south from my state.
>Spent the past past almost 5 months taking a break from it all.
>gonna start applying for work again next week.
Sometimes you need to unwind. Unless you lucked out/worked hard towards a cushy job that has you set for life. The cards I was laid and played havent landed me that kind of job. I was making good money though but never the oh shit this is the I should nevet leave kind of money/opportunity. But last year I caught the last two and a half weeks of the g1 and was working a 12 to 9 job and occasionally two jobs in a 6 am to 1/2 then go straight to the other one. Had long convesations with my route boss about the g1, the tournament rules, and the overall tournament/japanese way.
Hell even managed to watch the g1 on thr concrete of the bus station waiting for a 2am bus that never. While up there I watched it in both hotels I stayed in. I just got back home tonight. Ima watch. I sleep around the schedule or stay up during the whole thing and passout after the final pin or victory speech. This is an extremely fun concept to start with and it delivers a different and almost consistently entertaining content.
Three things that will make me miss it.
>Act of God
>Actually have work during that time.
>Sex

But you will miss yano taichi

:3c

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Based and support pilled

>die_old_man.gif
show some respect to the GOAT you bitch

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watching g1 climax during work

>taichi vs yano
ABSOLUTELY BASED

If you think about it he probably taught him English

when you work a security job stationed in the middle of nowhere you can watch whatever you want

In Aus so starts at 7:30 or 8.

Finish work, gym, shower have a comfy dinner and watch NJPW, and day off tomorrow so will get some beers

You know you can watch it not live, right?

No he doesn't.
Because he is mentally retarded.

Work is for me to be able to enjoy my life. If I want to watch NJPW tonight I fucking go into work as late as I want tomorrow, whether that's 9AM or 9PM is up to me.

B CHADS WHERE YA AT

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>>Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi & YOSHI-HASHI (CHAOS)vs. Kota Ibushi, Will Ospreay & Toa Henare
>not Kazuchika Okada, Will Ospreay & YOSHI-HASHI (CHAOS)vs. Kota Ibushi, Hiroshi Tanahashi & Toa Henare
Fuck this gay CHAOS/Home army merge

I work in a school and I have a 6 week paid holiday. It helps that the G1 starts at 10:30am

>white and juice
Kino
>Shingo and Ishii
Ultra kino

Based superfan putting G1 before work.

based Chadblade cumbak dream becoming more of a reality

So in order for Yano to be in a tie, it would have to be him, Moxley, and Goto all at 10, with Goto having a win over both Yano and Moxley, but if Naito beats White and loses to Cobb, you have Yano with a win over Moxley and Naito, Moxley with a win over Naito, Goto with a win over Yano and Moxley, and Naito with a win over Goto. You'd also have to have White or Robinson, with White having a win over Moxley, and Robinson having wins over Goto and Yano. What happens then?

he always tapes his middle ones together

YAWN
im going to bed

don't read any spoilers when you wake up

>Ishii vs Shingo

We have a fucking Match of the Decade contender lads

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He's gonna do it Naibros. It's his destino.

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I dont think they will put the belt on a guy who is basically a walking corpse

Dear OP, please post card in order next time.

>2v2 young lion match to start the show
ahhh yessir

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BASED. Welcome New Chad!

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It's starting

based young lions

Uemura will be pure yen in the future.

I’m a program leader in clinical research at a university; I simply wake up early, then shower and hit the commute once the show is over

Based Block is back to save the G1!
>yano
>naito
>goto
>white
>shingo

GO SHOOTER

What kind of research projects do you work on? I'm currently reading up on attention and memory for work purposes and it's doing my fucking head in.

OP Here
>Taichi(either one wins i am ok)
>Naito
>Mox
>White(he will fall on night 9)
>Ishii
Based rocky in the super j cup

ausfag here

Its all about watching it live.
Why is fales theme such a banger?

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those things are somewhat related (I’m in the Psychiatry Dept), but my center is in addictions, specifically trying to help people to stop smoking. With attention and memory, are you encountering cues/cue-based learning at all? One of our former collaborators is studying that in the context of smoking pretty extensively

Yujiro would beat the piss out of everyone in the ring in a shoot

any reason why people wont stop smoke unless they are almost near to death situation

Did he just call Fale Kenta?

Its called being addicted to something user.

based fuck fale

I think he was talking to the ref.

I think he was calling the ref.

It is interesting that a lung cancer diagnosis alone leads to 30-something% quit rate, which is in line with the best medications & treatments we have. But bottom line, nicotine is just really addictive

I work in the trades. I work 70 hours a week, six days a week, and make $50 an hour. I work myself to death for a few months building up a nest egg, take a break for a few months, and then do it all over again.

FUCK OFF KEVIN IM GONNA SAY IT

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Do you even?

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MAN FUCK BUSHI

Yeah. G1 is perfect since I get to watch while getting ready for work in the a.m.

>falling for the addiction jew
addiction is just another one of those bs made up "diseases" like depression and anxiety. don't want to get addicted? DON'T SMOKE! sick of people thinking they deserve special treatment because they made bad decisions. grow up ffs

Did someone rip a chunk of hair off of Chase's head

>tfw when C Block will get memed into reality

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based chase converting that LIJ simp into a BChad

I get home from work 30 minutes before the g1 begins.

That makes sense. Guess one of my relative will be diagnosed with lung cancer before quitting

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I find if rather funny you post so childishly and yet you tell others to grow up.

Hes balding and cant deal with it. Dude needs to lose the dough and shave his head.

WHERE MY SUZUKI-GUN BROS AT?

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One of these whitebois is gonna get in Suzukis face and eat shit I cant wait.

Yo who is this disembodied voice? Thats not the usual guy

Some people are more susceptible than others. Circumstances, more than self-control or free will (if there's even any room for it), play a major role in addiction.
By cues in addiction, are you referring to using cues to counter smoking-related cues to help people from feeling the urge to pick up another stick? If that's the case, we call them triggers in my industry and they do sound like the same concept.
At the moment, I'm more concerned about the role of subconscious (for the lack of a more convenient term) processing of information in advertising. Apparently, you don't need to pay much attention to advertisements for them to reinforce memories that can influence purchase decisions when the situation arises. It's so counterintuitive. It gets even more complex when I have to think about the minimum amount of attention required for such processing to take place.

YO STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD WITH TALKS ABOUT TOBACCO AND ADDICTION.

is Yano going to molest Miho?

I fucking hope so

Holy shit my boy Clark

holy shit Suzuki just sold for like 2 minutes for Connors

Clark conners and karl fredericks are pretty based.
Minoru Susuki coming for C block.
Imagine being a fan of LIJ, CHAOS, or Bullet Club over Suzuki-Gun
KAZE NI NARE

For me I would want to be in Taguchi Japan.

Best Coaching and also spend time with the Based ace.

>yokohama

wut. why would a rich chad like Suzuki live in yokohama when he can probably easily afford a place in tokyo?

that's like living in newark when you can live in manhattan

This is a really good fucking looking tag mtach and tacos

he was born there.

maybe he grew up there

>tfw both the mystery man and honma didnt show up tonight

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Counter-cues are an interesting concept; I think for now at least, he’s mostly concerned with smoking cue avoidance, i.e. re-routing your morning coffee if you always have a smoke with it in the am. To your topic, I’ve always been intrigued by subliminal mind research & the like, especially when it borders on propaganda (and how that works), etc.
Just biding time through the tags until Emperor-Yano kino, fren

>come out to Okada's music
>Ace gets the bigger pop
oh no no no

This is the first Kota vs Okada singles match since Kota went heavyweight right?

ACE is based and his love is eternal and etheral

Yes unless one counts the Tiger Mask W match at the anniversary show a couple years back

Just to clarify at this point we all want Kota Ibushi to win A Block right?
>KK RR CC make the tag matches more enjoyable than they actually are

Well he is.
But he's not winning the G1 :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

hip hip chereeeoooooooooos

I want Okada.

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I do. But if Okada wins tomorrow he is absolutely winning the whole thing. I can't imagine them having Okada lose to his Wrestle Kingdom challenger in the G1 final.

BASED TACOS

he’s winning and challenging Kenny

based rainmaker no-selling ibushit

I'm the dude on Twitter btw :^)

KINO INCOMING

>kennyfags still desperate to see him in a good promotion.
He made his choice

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The fuck is going on on english commentary?
Also MOTN/Tournament incomming

They're hiding Hornswoggle under the table so he can run in during the main event

Guys I don’t think this Taichi guy is really singing

FUCKING BUSHI SABTOGING ROCKYS MONITORS AND MIC

That Yanochad

Fake news

Dont insult our holy emperor with such blatant false claims

explain to me the I AM TAISHI thing

Based Yano winning the whole thing
Screencap this

these are nu-japan fans? OH NO NO NO NO

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He is the ambassador/representative of NJPW

It means ambassador

What have I missed? Just got in. Just the tag matches?

5 star 30 minute draw incoming.

Yep. Based block is starting now.

Holy fuck you might be right

>inb4 unironic 5 star 30 minute drae that even meltzet cant deny

Sick

a fun tag match with Kota/Tana/Okada/Ospreay

Yeah. Good stuff with the LA You Lions and Suzuki-gun.

>Taichis gimmick is that he is a good singer and he does his opponents gimmicks as good if not better

I saw the YL match. Tsuji is yen incarnate

You guys told me NJPW was serious pro wrestling. You lied to me.

motn. idk if i will bother watching the rest

YO WTF IS MY BOY TAICHI GAY?
LOOK HOW CLOSE THEY GOT TO EACH OTHER

BROS ITS THE YEAR OF THE YANO

FUCKING BASED YTR

Just wait for the main event when we got Choppa kino

Yano winning the G1 lads.

Toru Yano is literally one of the only if not the only comedy gimmick in NJPW.

Why can't I be wrapped up with Miho Abe?

I woke up late fug

>yano wins b block
>dyes his hair blonde and wins the g1
>beats okada and takes chaos from him as he should

Based Yano.

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Taichi is now 100% getting last

Taguchi, but he's barely used these days.

>Implying Yano isn't serious.
He is the master tricker.

Taguchi

ass man

POST YANO

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Cue avoidance does sound simpler than counter-cueing, but who knows?
I've collected quite a bit of research on mass persuasion from different fields and I'll be quite happy to share, if you want. I have a temp discord set up so let me know if you're interested.

>barely used these days
G1 can't fit all of the JR's on the card he had a the rev pro jr title match last tour

I'm weirdly looking forward to this match. I've been pretty impressed by Cobb's feats of strength this G1

I want to believe.

kek at Naito mocking him for being fat

HE STRONG

YOU CHOPPA ME

prime CM Punk vs prime Tanahashi who is the better wrestler?

isn't it a little early for you to be up, phil?

Punk was never a good wrestler, he could just talk somewhat well.

pls, gts lil cuck phil

Tanahashi
Punks stongest thing was his talking

cm punk was never that good in the ring. he had really good psychology but Tana is still leagues better

Lads I've only been watching NJPW for about 18 months, but is CHOPPA the equivalent to American wrestlings superkicks? Everyone does both ALL THE TIME

sort of except for CHOPPA hasn't really been used as finishers and thus hasn't been devalued because its spammed

i can't tell if Cobb legit hurt his leg or its the story of the mAtch

controversial heel drawing all the (you)s

Yeah I guess. I actually stopped watching American wrestling because I can't STAND the superkick spam by every shite wrestler looking for a pop.

I will admit, I do love a good CHOPPA back and forth

naito was clearly targeting it

Chop for chop/forearm battles in japanese wrestling is just like a test of strength. It's not about damage, it's about bravado and machismo. "I can take more than you" basically.

oh fuck, all i could picture is goldberg trying to do that superplex spot

Punk just stole a bunch of moves from Japan, but did them sloppier because he's not an athlete. He can speak and tell a story in the ring, but nowhere near at the level of Tanahashi. Punk would never have women crying in the front row.

last gargano cole match i watched I counted over a dozen. haven't watched nxt since

>thread made over 1p hours ago
>not even 200 replies yet
>sub 60 unique IP's
more like WHO JAPAN

Holy shit that F5

now that's a f5

HOLY FUCK

I haven't watched WWE since Bryan retired. It was just fucking embarassing. They're meant to be pro athletes but they botch EVERY FUCKING MATCH. And don't get me started on the Divas

Closed fist punches are illegal in New Japan so chops are basically the equivalent of American brawling.

that F7 needs to be Cobb's finisher

HE'S DEAD

that was more like a F9

F-5uuuu

can someone webm that f5

>I
Tho they normaly let non japs get away with like Juice

Naito needs a new finisher

i sure love counter attacks

Naito working the leg is best Naito

Bretty good

He really should

i still watch but don't take it seriously at all. mostly just because i have nothing better in my life and to shitpost here

Is Kevin Kelly shouting "DESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINO" the best part about the English announce team?

ow so?

i liked the idea of naito trying to ddt him but cobb holding him up, then he finally got him in the end

Hakuhō needs to come out and challenge Naito to a match at Wrestle Kingdom

Moxley will lose again tonight right?

Great match

People are actually watching the show and its on past a lot of peoples bed time/work/too early to wake up.

DEAN

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Most likely

The continuous BUSHI hate but its close

what is this fucking dad rock

The Botch Machine to surpass KENTA

>yeah fuck this fence, i don't follow rules, and i definitely don't follow this fence's rules

Doesn't matter, he lost to Jay and Jay is going into the finals against either Ibushi or Okada.

>more than a month since his debut
>still no official theme release

probably

KINO theme incoming lads

The G stands for Goto.

>yfw G1 ends and Mox tells CAWdy to stick his mark contract up his ass and signs to New Japan for 3 years

>STOP MOCKING ME

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It matters,if Moxley loses both matches then its pretty clear that Naito wins

how are njpw themes so great?

Thats cute. Goto bout to shit on your day and let Naito win the whole thing

so fucking hyped, ding-dong diddly conquer an anime army rn

youtube.com/watch?v=c2tak3beScc

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Pretty sure NJPW do CD Release in groups

>Naito only fist bumps kids because they had nothing to do with his humiliation year ago when he lost the ME spot due to lack of support
KINO

For me, it's the whole production. They have the best themes, and somehow (and I post about this in EVERY G1 thread), the camera work is fucking spectacular. They just GET what they need to show

unless naito & white draw
white goes to the final and beats ibushi
naito beats jay for the briefcase

>Rocky 4 reference

Someone's gonna get broken tonight.

They're designed to be longer than 20 second loops

moxley's was like 9 seconds

this and everything isn't over produced to shit. no leds, not a bunch of lights over the crowd, all focus is on the ring and wrestlers.

leds look good in cmll

Making extravagant kino out of almost anything is Japan's speciality

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Special shoutout to the KINO Okada wideshot

Goto IS Winning Tonighy
and Naito and Jay ARE DRAWING
and Goto IS winning the G1

Who was the Okada of Iron Chef Japan?

>Jay White loses this match
>beats naito Jay at 10
>Mox loses to goto and Juice Mox at 10
>Goto beats mox loses next night 10
>Yano beats cobb 10
>Juice wins last 2 10
>Ishii wins and loses 10
This would be confusing

Do you even need to ask?

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Iron Chef French Hiroyuki Sakai

Chen Kenichi was the Tanahashi

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they are doing 30 people for g1 30 aren't they

kino

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONONONONONO

GOTO CHADS GET IN HERE

is this the 2nd best match of moxley

wtf moxley didn't kick out of a single move lads

This pretty much kills Yano right?

hope not

>Death rider

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that finish sure was... sudden
it was obvious moxley would lose but this was meh

Squashed

The Ushi-goroshi -> counter -> GTR is pretty neato

THE G STANDS FOR GOTO

WWE shitter btfoooooo

Based Goto ending the gaijin menace

Woukd be kino but they are figting the olympics for areans

based Goto laying it in to the Moxcels

Dean being put to his place like Kenta

US hebbyq kino between Goto, Moxley and Juice.

Sign me the fuck up.

wins? chen.

making people seethe? morimoto.

rip iron chef italian he died recently falling in his kitchen or the yakuza got him.

The Chad Morimoto - the face of the company.

looking good for another sweep here lads

OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
It's Jay White.

>The finals can still be Ishii vs Kota

that would be the best outcome

>sweetobread jeiiii waitoooo

pissbreak time

Can we all agree that Juice has a fucking amazing theme? Shit is fucking banging

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Juice stop cutting the cameras

kek that shirt stuck on the camera

really? i find it to be one of the worst themes in the company

juice working the camera guys into a shoot

this should be interesting. the only other really good match that either of these guys have had was against each other, can they do it again?

I think i know why. Someone like Juice could give a theme with some shitty lyrics, but they don't.

>People on twitter seething at big dick Goto
"THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS"
Get fucked faggots. I hate new fans

shit taste
and this amtch is going be nothing like the first since the first had a kino build

literally shaking rn

I hate Juice Robinson lads

Boo jay white boo

Breathe with the Chadblade

he's a decent lower midcarder to eat pins but hard to take seriously when they put belts on the guy

Come on guys! do a flip

MAKE THE FUCKING TAP

I eagerly await the time when White gets his ass kicked.

I know being worked but thats what good heels do.

kek

>be one of teh biggest guys in NJPW
Fucking state of you

DHS was right. Gedo sounds like a japanese cartman

when was the most recent face turn in new japan?

The crowd is literally sleeping lmao. White is such a simp, the HHH of nipland

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>lower midcarder

He's already a midcarder and up

I just like watching his failures

Robbie Eagles

Oh jays winning with the TTO

Robbie Eagles.

Before that kinda Okada

I dunno about Jay in ring, but he's lightyears ahead of his American contemporaries in his heel work. Imagine someone in the 'E (I don't know who the heels are in WWE at the moment) telling the crowd to "fuck off"

what are you trying to say here?

yeah that's what i'm saying. he's above where he should be on the card

MOU IKKAI

Robbie then the Elite?

how would you book a jay white one

Like any american tv channel will allow swearing.

All the boomers and christans would get pissed off

Are you 10?

DAIJOUBU

i mean they can't but if they could people on twitter would attack the person who did it

Fucking hell I hate America

Jericho or gedo turns on him in a few years

Juice stellar selling

>Juice robinson
>6'3" 240

on what planet

The absolute state of American morality

New thread

New thread reeeeee

He's clearly taller than White

Either he gets betrayed or there is a bigger evil that comes into New Japan.

Or if all the women in the stands become Chadblade fans and he becomes a dark tweener type.

don't worry user, this terrible forced meme is going to be over soon. It would have been done way sooner but YOSHI "how do I entered ring" HASHI fucked the whole thing up. he was supposed to be the catalyst of Tanahashi's army, but after he killed himself and Page (another recruit) left, they just said fuck it and are only starting it back up now with LA Dojo.

In the run up to a Tanahashi match at a major show, Jay slowly starts showing some sympathy for Tanahashi increasing every show as he slows down through the tour due to the rest of the BC constantly targeting his legs. On the last show before the match he drags Chase or some other geek out of a submission on Tanas legs, and demands that nobody accompanies him ringside for the match. Jay wins clean after at first openly attacking Tanahashis knees, but then showing reluctance nearing the end of the match, but finally finishing Tanahashi with the TTO. BC come down to celebrate and mock Tanahashi and Jay tells them to leave and sort of half protects Tana from a beating. Jay doesnt show up again until a Korakuen show, Jay with a couple of BC guys come out but Jay is visibly disengaged from the rest of the team, match ends and the new BC leader attacks and takes out Jay with the rest of the team, hes saved by Tanahashi and other Hontai members, Jay is still reluctant to accept the help but at least for now, hes out of the BC.
Jay then dissapears for a month, but when he comes back he has the undercut back that he used to have, and hes either in tights that are clearly face-designed or he is in the trunks that he used to wear in ROH.
His first feud is against the new BC leader, he teams with Tanahashi to build the feud and starts to accept the position hes in more and more. He loses the first match against the new leader via cheating, Tana and hontai save him from a post match beat down, he beats the new leader in the G1 then he beats the new leader again but this time after hitting a High Fly Flow.
Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

It's because you're watching the dub, the lips don't match up

BREATHE

WITH THE CHADBLADE

>the Elite
biggest heels in njpw currently