The Road to AEW All Out - Episode 04
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>obese tranny in the thumbnail
for fuck sake Cody, I'm trying to get invested and you throw this shit against me
Cringe, go back to the dilation station before I hit ya with a rainmaker ya tranny nimrod
They're doing another shitty Battle Royal for the women. Roddy Piper's daughter is in it. Ivelisse too. Jazz must have quit NWA for AEW. Jake the Snake references the blackjack promo.
dank
based
Nothing anyone could ever say is more insulting to AEW than the existance of this photo.
ivelisse is hot as fuck good shit
This shit is genuinely worse than a bad episode of RAW
>Roddy Piper's daughter is in it.
I thought Ronda stopped wrestling to have kids
>focusing on women's shit
You'd think they'd learn from wwe that women draw negative dimes unless they're booked like ruthless aggression women
>Alex Marvez
what happened to Tony Schiavone at the control center?
Under contract with MLW and they raised a stink about him being in these.
MLW sent a cease and desist
fuck mlw, cheap bastards
>Jake the Snake as a blackjack dealer
I chuckled
Now I hear alot of chatter on the internet about the worst promo of all time...
Cunt Bauer happened.
If Brandi wins this I'm dropping this promotion.
wtf they stole the in memory of thing from WWE
buy an ad CAWdy
Based desu
Wait is Nyla Rose actually a tranny? I literally thought all you niggas were memeing.
They did. They relegated all the women's shit to the preshow of their kayfabe biggest show of the year.
>3 and a half minutes of Nyla Rose talking about tranny life
i don't think this semen slurping company is for me, desus
that's it, i'm out, fuck AEW
Someone send him the picture of New Japan promoting a gay t-shirt a while back.
>Wait is Nyla Rose actually a tranny?
nothing went off in your brain looking at him? or when he was picking up 2 female wrestlers at the same time like it was nothing? the bloody handprint in the crotch area?
Ivelisse omg imma bout to nut
so this determines 1 of the contenders.
is there going to be another women's match that determined the 2nd?
rent free
So... How do they determine the other challenger for the title?
Kong vs Kong
The other challenger is just Brandi Rhodes.
Piper's daughter hit the wall harder than Superfly Snuka after Roddy hit him with the coconut.
Nah, she's gonna add herself in last minute. They'll probably book Riho vs Bea Priestly on the main show since they weren't mentioned here. Either was the Pokemon girl.
Neither was Shida and she is in one of the posters.
Isn't this shit in kayfabe?
And the tranny's like a monster heel right
Why'd they wheel him out to give some shitty inspirational speech about how he had to take hormones and give himself bigger titties than his fat ass already had to stop himself from necking himself which he'll do soon anyway
based
I forgot she existed. Nyla Rose vs Shida as their first title match is a horrifying thought.
Jake Roberts as The Dealer is KINO. He's still got amazing presence. He could make for a good manager or something. Use him more.
Bea is in Stardom's 5 STAR GRAND PRIX so that's not happening.
Based.
I hope AEW brings some AAA luchadoras like Hiedra
Big Mami first AEW Women's Champion.
Literally not a woman in the thumbnail.
she winked, she knows people don't want her to win, don't worry
Thank god.
Yuka is also booked for TJPW's big show in Osaka so I don't know why she's listed.
I hope Goya Kong is in it
I checked there are enough days off for her to be there
Well, they can say goodbye to Tessa if they sign Ivelisse because they hate each other
Not surprising considering Kenny and half the roster are either out and out or closeted phagz lol
based Penelope upgrading from jelly janela
What? Is Tessa threatened by Ivelisse's chin?
Tessa has a multiyear with Simpact
Seriously speaking, Mami doing the twisted bliss at Triplemania was very shocking
Lol, what the fuck? I laughed so hard at this. Thank you.
so let's see, we got:
Brandi
Britt Baker
Allie
Teal Piper
Nyla Rose
Ivelisse
Jazz
that's only 7. with the rest of their roster
Riho
Awesome Kong
Sadie Gibs
Bea Priestly
Kylie Rae
Leva Bates
Hikaru Shida
That's 14...so they've at least got 7 more spots. I wonder who's in. Not too many big names on the indies right now.
This Rivalry is money and AEW would be fools in not taking advantage of it at the Casino Battle Royal.
Rando AAA and Stardom waman
There is no way she can be at All Out the 31 and do the 9/1 show in Japan so she won't be in the battle royale.
Wouldn't that be a good thing? Remember Austin Aries vs Impact? Besides Aries being a bitch at the end, that was a legitimately exciting match.
Grand Prix is 9/2
9/2
OH NO NO NO NO NO IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.
Goya Kong vs Aja Kong vs Awesome Kong. Book it Cody
Having 4 people come out all at the same time that the audience isn't familiar with is stupid. Commentary doesn't have time to talk them up, they go in the match and it's just shit. Just like the previous Battle Royal they did filled with nobodies.
Imagine unironically talking about outlel feds.
#itsherturn
I fucked up, sorry fren.
red pill me on Ivelisse or whatever the fuck her name is, reddit is telling me she is a "SJW"
Look at that fucking snout!
I don't know who she is either, but I've seen some claim she's been blacklisted by some promotions for basically being a female Low-ki.
female austin aries
The mens battle royal was in the preshow and that was for a title opportunity too.
Calling it now.. Awesome Kong vs Yuka Sakazaki for the title, with Yuka winning from interference by either Aja, or Nyla.
Gonna guess:
>Scarlett Bourdeoux
>Priscilla Kelly
>Gail Kim
Will be the big reveal names. Possibly some former WWE girls too, though who I have no idea.
literally worked
Holy fuck lmao
Kris Statlander seems like someone they'd want.
they referenced "you wanna play 21, well I got 22" holy shit lmao
Nobody is mentioning Yuka being in the match so I assume they just played a highlight during the announcement and morons thought she was in
>go to an aew thread
>reddit says
as expected
What is Teal, 40? Talkinbout growing up when Piper was still a heel.
Ivilese looks rougher than Jake, holy shit. Like one of those mexican skull candies. Yikes.
she's booked for a joshi show on the following day. the timezone difference between that and ALL OUT is like 3 hours apart. it sucks she won't make it, but it is what it is
She's gonna win the title live via satellite.
Brandi mentions her like 2min in the fucking video...
see
I actually watched the video. She's just rattling off names, nothing concrete at all.
Yuka is also heavily featured in the AEW TNT trailer, you dork.
Well shit I thought it was a meme too. I thought it was an ugly chick.
kek
But this battle royal isn't on TNT, dumbshit.
I would love to see Jazz vs Faby exchange at the battle royal.