Be a legit chad

I feel completely betrayed by the knowledge of his ugly wife. What a disappointment, she's legitimately repulsive.

Anyone who marries a jacked/masculine woman is a closeted homosexual.

huh wt umean?

That's why he hates Jericho so much. Taking out all the rage he feels for marrying an uggo on her doppleganger.

she has hgh gut
thats legitimately disgusting

I'd marry megsquats in a heartbeat

I don't get it. She's hot.

>He uses the word drugs
cringe

Should've asked for a refund on those bolt-ons

Not gonna lie broskis. The ones that look like abominations just do it for me. I’d take that mutant to plow town if ya ding-dong diddly know what I mean. I regularly jerk it to Sybil Stallone who looks like a blow up doll on past it’s used by date.

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what word would you use then, vincel?

That's his wife? Didn't he say she cheated on him or something, or was that just his dumbass paranoia?

She’s probably into women and they fuck them together

Maybe he just loves her. Your wife can be ugly to others but not you.

hawt

He must have knocked her up when he was really high and now he is stuck.

found the virgins

>legit chad
legit cuck, more like

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Matt is not the greatest looker either. For all you know he may be an insufferable cunt to live with and comes home stoned all the time. Only uggos are willing to live with that.

There is nothing more devastating to a 3/10 roastie than them seeing ANOTHER 3/10 roastie marrying a 9 or 10/10 chad.

Are you some sort of queer?

>he may be an insufferable cunt to live with and comes home stoned all the time
Hasn't he said that he is? He's definitely said that he'd beat his kids if he didn't get high all the time

oh no no no no no

Based and Bimbopilled

he did say that ye

>tfw no bodybuilding mommy gf

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There's a difference between fuckable porn bimbos and post-wall plastic surgery disasters like Riddle's wife. Just look at that gut, look at those boulder-like botched tits, that face that could be mistaken for Sara Jay. Jesus, man. At least get a normal girl like Gable instead of a freakshow.

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>produced a son for him

Not the worst choice in mate unlike haitch.

based bimbro

Does that faggot ever not have a fucking headband on?

what is love?

You are attracted to women who look like trannies, which is a step up from most Yea Forums posters who are genuinely attracted to trannies.

For what? I don't know what he takes, except cannabis, which is prescribed by Jesus in Genesis so I don't see how that really counts as a strike any more than water or potatoes.

What a fucking simp

Shut the fuck up, you degenerate faggot.

Sex is determined by the father you simp.

> he doesn’t know
You fuck around a bunch of 10/10 bimbo thots and sluts and then settle for a lesser than sweetheart
Look at Romans’ wife
It’s what Chads do

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Except his ugly wife is a slut too.

kill yourself

kill yourself

baby don't hurt me,don't hurt me,no more

Shut up reddit fag

Name me one bad norm cause I know two norms and they are both based

hey bub. that guy was replying to me, not you. you aren't allowed to reply to him and be mean

Get with the times, boomer.
youtube.com/watch?v=i0p1bmr0EmE

Goldbergs wife is hotter than this tranny?!

JUST

Sorry, Yea Forums is an anti-homosexuality board

He's a legitimate cuckold with a fucked up face. As far from a chad as one can be.

What you thought the headband was part of his gimmick? It's his life

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It's like she had a six pack but then some the cans exploded.

based oncechad

Yeah, he has the weirdest fucking face - only incels think he's chad

Exactly this. Bimbos are perfect for sex. A woman like Gable's wife is perfect for settling and keeping home to raise kids. Matt's bitch is just a disaster, awful skin and tits, he's probably stoned all the time so he can imagine she's someone hotter.

Bruh if you think Mrs Riddle is simply "lesser than" what would you rank Mrs Reign.

anyone who does that is closet homo
Anyone who marries short woman with flat tits is closet homo
Anyone who marries woman with bigger boobs is a pervert
Just shut the fuck up

>perfect for kids
She has a giant round head and a propensity for obesity, terrible reproductive partner

Yup, guaranteed incel sons and fat daughters

I am a pervert and want an equally perverted bitch to do shit with. As long as no niggers are involved.

Yeah, but in fairness Chad Gable is literally called Chad. I expect nothing but the best from him.

>Chad marries a fat bitch
go away incel

They look like they could be related wtf

It really is, though. Philosophers and scientists have been pouring over it for millennia.

Even the Chadliest of Chads gets played with and jerked around by a woman at some point.

He hasn't worn the headband in months, since he completely changed his look to be a FCW "my dad was a wrestler" CAW type guy.

his wife has a disgusting stomach

Chads fuck and marry whoever they want. Not their fault you can't even get a handy from the most desparete cows on tinder.

>project much

Face it, your Bro is gonna get his zoomer ass beat by Basedberg backstage at SummerSlam and there's nothing you can do about it!

MATT RIDDLE

YOU'RE NEXT!

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Whoa bro

fat ugly bloated whore

yea that bitch has a tiny dome

ugly bitch

yikes

fuck the girl what about the hotel do they even have those hotel/motels anymore isnt that like one of those white trash motels with the pool in front and the rooms right next to each other

dude weed is in the bible dude