This motherfucker never had cancer, did he?

Nay. I deny this future with my prayer.

i reverse pray this, sorry

No I bought a special crystal powder incense at Rogers Ohio that makes you not able to do that.

kek i read it in his voice

nope, i said 3 hail marys get fucked

Time to pull the trigger on sex reassignment surgery

based

roman gave up his belt on raw because of cancer
took that same time to appear in Hobbs and Shaw, looking big as fuck doing pro wrestling moves

then comes back to wwe after filming wraps 'hey guys all better now'

lol

He had a recurrence of blood cancer and he didn't lose a lock of hair or scrap of muscle, did a cameo in a movie, was back on television 4 months later and working tune up matches, and oh look, he's healthy enough to work a match at WM that he goes over clean in for his big hurrah moment. What a load of BS. Instead of this murder mystery crap, it would have been a lot funnier if he just said his cancer was a carney ploy to get cheers and now he not only doesn't care if people boo him, he welcomes the boos. That'd be pure dimes, he'd be the biggest heel WWE has made in years.

He went to see the Rock for the cure for cancer. The elites of society have had it for years.

>4 months
He was only out for 54 days

the cure is loli juice

C Block

Magic sure as hell found the cure for the hiv. It came out his dick and turned into his faggot son.

Blessed lucky sevens. This user is correct.

In his documentary he actually says
>Thankfully, there is a cure... well... not a cure it just makes it go away for a while.
>Lots of people don't know about this magic potion but I reccomend it.
>Its not as bad as chemo so I used it.
If this turns out to be fake, they will never get my dimes again. Very personal territory for him just to say "Yeah I've just been working out and taking my cancer gummies. lol i love being in a movie."

No, Roman legitimately had leukemia.

Now, did they purposefully mislead the audience into thinking it was much, much more serious than it was during a time when they desperately, desperately need mainstream coverage and a ratings bump? I think that's pretty obvious at this point.

>Who shot Mr bur...I mean Roman reigns

I can only imagine them redoing the Vince's exploding limo story with Roman. [spoiler]Then another wrestler murders thier family and we don't see the conclusion[/spoiler]

>mystic bullshit
>not even the good metaphysical mysticism

he ate those magic beans he talked to Sheamus about and it cured the cancer

Yeah, I imagine he had a test which threw up some abnormal results, done the big spiel on TV about how his leukemia was back, then further tests proved it was something minor or nothing to worry about.

>Grew up poor
>Unironically like the taste of top ramen
>Have job, own house, have savings
>Still want top ramen from time to time even though I know it's bottom tier garbage food andiI have a freezer full of Omaha steaks, the best deal going. My goodness. They're tasty as well and there's a variety of food. And you can get your Omaha steaks right now for 74% off when you go to Omahasteaks.com and enter the code Jericho in the search bar.

Besides the Omaha steaks meme, I know how this feels though. I'm doing well for myself now but sometimes you just want to eat trash. I guess it's nostalgic almost.

If he faked it we would have found out about it. And if he did somehow fake it who cares
t. 20 year with leukemia in remission

20 years old*

To garner sympathy from marks and get over as a babyface without being constantly shit on. Or at least that was Vince's hope. The crowd is already turning on him.

>Based. I kept Roman in my prayers during his troubles. I'm glad The Lord helped him.
>prayers
>the lord

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faithless fool.

YOU KNOW WRESTLING IS FAKE, RIGHT?

ya ding-dong diddly in remission y'all

MAKE
HIM
HEEL

One user said "let him say the cancer was fake, too"
DIMES

He's never turning heel

This isn't Big Show's fake dead dad. They wouldn't fake something like this.
It'd be a step too far. Too carny for carnies.

worked

Covering for Snuka, distrubuting steroids and killing Owen and Eddie with neglegence is worse than deliberatly letting fans come to their own conclusion about an illness.

None of you ignoramuses know anything about health and medicine

He has cancer, just a very minor, treatable form of it

It's the remix to ignition y'all!

He had the good cancer just like Meltzer reported.