yeah, this is still a thing
SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3
Xavier's shoes are fucking stupid
Manlets fucking destroyed tonight
Do these dumb. Ass. Mother. Fuckers. Have any idea what theyre doing with their top talent in the fucking company?
I thought bryan was Reigns attacker
>believing Dave
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
>Fandango back to NXT instead for a solo run in main card
I miss him
daniel bryan went from the top guy in the company now he's the guy who had a secret and they don't even follow up on lmao
So what's the main event tonight?
the dude had a top match at wrestlemania bc he had an over theme song.
tbqhwy he is capable of so much more
it comes on in an hour for me, was it worth watching aka how much wahmens bullshit has there been
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>me watching SD
You really do have 500 of these don't you cat poster?
post YFW smack is sub 2 mill
right in the balls
Worked
a lot of womeme and a shit ton of raw recaps and a bunch of summerslam video packages
It's so sad seeing Bryan phone it in. He shouldn't have renewed his contract. He should be in Japan right now.
i shouldnt have hoped for anything more, thanks for the heads up
honestly tho, what was db's announcement?
bryan is one of the few people who actually manages to be entertaining in wwe so i don't mind that he stayed
What happened to trap posting?
>he's so good he should leave the wwe
people like you need to be put to sleep
This is it. Then backstage Roman stuff.
probably didnt want to drag his family all the way there
>>>/wooo/
>he should kill himself for no dimes against no name chink shitters at the other side of the planet because he loves wrestling so much reddit!
fuck off you enormous mark
LITTLE LUNGS BTFO YET AGAIN
He has at least 100.
LITTLE LUNGS BTFO
Little Lungs BTFO!!! How does it feel jobbing 3 times tonight?
Little Lungs btfo
LITTLE LUNGS BTFO
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Another quintessential example of retarded ass WWE having a blind spot for outrageously obvious talent.
Look at what theyve done with Sami, the only guy in the company who can reach Bryans level.
was Daniel Bryan's career-altering announcement that he was going to SAY IT but Vince thought against it in the end?
Actually, it's more than that.
Seven Hundred Ninety pics.
I really want to cum deep inside Carmella.
who is this attractive young lady?
>Just like last week
When is Eric taking over?
STOOPID
Nothing. It's still gay
what did you mean by...."it".
REMINDER:
THIS IS 4 CHANNEL.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
How does Little Lungs live with himself after getting btfo so many times.
never
Imagine thinking the WWE isn't the best place for a wrestler in the world
feels like they've cut to commercials during every single actual match tonight, except the women's because those were too short. We get full and uninterrupted Shane faggotry, but as soon as the bell rings, they immediately cut to ads.
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Sami is talented, but he doesn't have the main event IT. Midcard dimes - sure, but not main event dimes. Like the Miz.
What is the actual point of this fucking match as the main event?
wow, no wonder Vince hates him. He looks mentally handicapped.
Didn't Roman say he was getting answers tonight in the interview?
Alright, which Takeover Yea Forums recommends me to watch after Smack?
it's a work, ya simp
Roman needs to confront D Bryan
>Midcard dimes - sure, but not main event dimes
>Like the Miz
Pleb filter.
janny probably handed out some based bans and you faggots probably think twice about it now
its called charsima
Imagine wearing a new day tshirt.
Takeover: Nashville 1992
one with Neville
where is based big breakfast baron?
Dude Sami can be one of the beet Faces of our generation with how good he is on the mic and in the ring, if he had Anything approaching decent writers behind him
his name is PAC now sweatie
which rapper t-shirt did Rowan wear this week?
and we get a classic DQ ending
Heyman's burying him
>heyman having any power
worked
Where the fuck is kofi?
I miss HarpGOAT.
Consequences Creed btfo
dont come out kofi, randy is waiting
Based Buddy
BUDDY PUSH
>watching wrestling that isn't live
pretty gay tbqhwy
who the fuck is this guy?
is this wrestler's court?
I guess he's feeling the Consequences now.
>3 mins left
Get it in
BEEG DAWG BTFO
maybe crashing cars into ramen??
damn, Buddy has bigger guns than cancer boy
wow he really didnt show
>Buddy's dwarfed by Roman
AHAHAHA laugh at the manlet
>roman looks strong in the go home show
Based Murphy getting a clean win against the big dog this sunday
>getting hit by such a telegraphed punch
Based Buddy
WHO
DID
IT
WTF ROMAN TURNING HEEL
wew, what a great """"face""""
>having bigger guns than a cancer patient
wow so impressive
Man, those lips were on Alexa's puss puss and it makes me jealous
why was Buddy covering for Rowan?
The absolute state of that ending fuck this I'm turning it off.
Has WWE been watching bad buddy cop movies for this segment?
>Burying Buddy
Thanks Vince
wtf did buddy do
The state of this show
BUDDY BURIED
>"even if I knew, I still wouldn't tell you"
>tells him
what a bitch
Wtf
So if it was Rowan alone without Bryan, what the fuck is happening on Sunday?
This should have been Murphy vs Reigns
Fuck this company
What
kek buddy is a bitch
Buddy sucks.
>got worked by fake cancer
oh, hi, Mark
Buddy NOOOO not like this
>buddy punked out by roman
>all this setup for a fucking Rowan match
You do know which one is Rowan, right?
well it's over so...
what happened lads, i wasn't watching this shit
Will Smith.
>This is Murphy's main roster debut
>Rowan did it
>The way that show ended
What the fuck
Basedbasedbased
>Ramen being the heel there
BASED AF BIG DOG AND PRETTY INTERESTING STORYLINE
OH NONONONO
>DOES NOTHING FOR MONTHS THEN MADE TO LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE BITCH TO ROMAN
MURPHY FINISHED
Samoa Joe and Roman Reigns vs Daniel Bryan and Rowan
damn chinks are retarded
>Based Big Dog putting that vanilla manlet shitter in his place
Kek, what a bitch
roman is kind of a dick
Rowan did it for the Rock
Fuck that's actually happening
>not just fucking reaching over both times
so disgustingly staged
WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO BUDDY?
FUCK
nope, lexi doesn’t do that until marriage
roman knew buddy wanted to kiss lexi even though they were only engaged and he beat him up to defend her virtue
Damn they really need another week to build up this storyline more
Vince hates aussies this week.
>Buddy looks like a geek
>leave on a cliffhanger without a match for the PPV Sunday
>meaningless tag match that went on for 15 minutes
Just what in the fuck are they doing
Rowan was behind the attacks on roman apparently
Buddy couldn't even take 30 seconds of wrestler's court with the Big Dog™
dude was finished when Bliss broke up with him.
Bryan / Reigns is a good feud. Looks like they'll stretch it for a while.
>making babyface Roman btfo Murphy for no reason
>burying Murphy
FUCK WWE
the rock buried all of them that day, especially when he said braun looked like an overgrown baby or whatever, could never unsee
well that's anti-climactic, they already showed him in the background on raw when roman got hit
Aaaaaa, reroll
200 IQ
>Rowan
>Roman
>flip a letterand you have the others name
We getting a long lost brotherstoryline?
Bryan / anything is a good feud, Vince is still trying to get Roman over and if DBry can't do it no one can
Buddy said he saw Rowan, but it was Bryan's order
Bryan vs Reigns will be the feud
>Rowman
the build up has been shit, but bryan could salvage it.
however, it could backfire and have fans be on the side of bryan. people nowadays just boo him out of respect.
ding-dong diddly get in here smackchads
start of the show with wahmens bullshit, fast forward 15mins, great start
Was there really only 4 matches on the show tonight? With 2 of them ending without a winner? Count out and DQ. Am I understanding this is what some people find acceptable for a wrestling show?
Hard to take seriously a guy i can break in half. He's talented, no one argues that. But for main event dimes you need da look (look =/= size), be good on the mic and passable in the ring.
>Braun Strowman,Baron Corbin,Cedric Alexander,Cesaro,Drew McIntyre,EC3,The Club,Revival,Usos,Viking Raiders,The Miz,Rey Mysterio,Robert Roode,Sami Zayn,Samoa Joe,Alexa Bliss,Lacey Evans,Naomi,Nikki Cross,Aleister Black,Ali,Andrade,Daniel Bryan,Erick Rowan,Elias,Heavy Machinery,The New Day,R-Truth,Roman Reigns,Rusev,Shelton Benjamin,Shinsuke Nakamura,Asuka,Kairi Sane,IIconics,Carmella,Liv Morgan,Mandy Rose,Sonya Deville
Book a Summerslam card with these castoffs
Welcome to E go-home shows
bumping so this thread dies faster
gimme gimme
source?
based but cringepilled
what in the fuck are they doing with Braun?
Wasn't he injured?
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thought that was Lashley
who is this
the company is the star, not the wrestlers
dab
Exactly, only plebs see a chad who outdraws Total fuckin Divas in reality show dimes and doesn't even use cheap cameos to pull viewers, only the raw charisma of his family, and tells themselves they aren't meant to be a star
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daniel and rowan have the upper hand, looks like they will the w, bryan turns face and betrays rowan, roman pins rowan. watch this space
Dilate
seethe more ya simp
Have sex
cringe
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Why is this thread still up
newfag
Just tuned in, what have I missed so far?
Who raped you?