Smackdown Game Thread #1

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Zzzzzz

What faggy fantasy world do you live in that you expect every show to sell out every day no matter the day or the event or the location?

Things in general rarely sell out.

ib4 seething edrone comment

What are the chances that someone actually does go over and it's not just a team-up movie? Particularly with all the other monsters now roaming the planet I have no hope that this will be a one on one slobberknocker without shenanigans.

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How come there's no Nuclear WinterSlam?

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Is that what Vince tells you?

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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this must be pretty old since rhyno is there, nice bait

>Starting with Charles
Yep, not watching this shit

Womens """wrestling""""

Nice

I hear the director wants a definitive winner. Also, Godzilla is at least going to survive the movie, I highly doubt that kong will survive

cringe

Finna

A MESSAGE TO ALL AUTISTIC NU-JAPAN THREADSPLITTERS

YOU ARE

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GETTING BANNED.

i am not fucking kidding. Youre shitting up this entire board and i DONT GIVE A FUXKING

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If i get banned for calling you out like this but i am ASSURING YOU
If you post that shit ONE MORE TIME in MY THREAD i will find you, track you down, and break your kneecaps with a tire iron.

You think its that hard to trace an IP on a board and website that doesnt even private your IP each time you send a post request?

Just wait and see buddy.
Its done.

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT TONIGHT.

>Charles promo
well i'm out already

Okay boys I except a clean thread, we're all been explained the rules in the lockerroom, I expect to see a lot of Godzillas and Trannies, let's make it a good thread. Return to your corners.

>charlotte starting the show
Bros I wanna tap out

Charles continues to be shit on the mic

You incels are lucky SJW culture protects you. Years ago you all would have been called out for the closet faggots you really are

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Stop yelling bitch dyke tranny ugly fridge cunt

Godzilla is here

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Charlotte looking extra ugly tonight

Are they still re-writing the show?

This cunt's voice makes me want to blow my fucking brains out. I hate Charlotte.

>except

>charles in ring gear
hmmmm I wonder if Charles is gonna wrestle after her promo

Didn't Charles ask for the match?

Matt Riddle terrible at promos BROOOOO

t. Incel

Im falling asleep lads

Didn't Trish already come back for a match against some tag team at evolution?

WORKED

I have realised she is a good heel, she can kinda work decently, and she draws NOOCLEER heat.

Awful promo

So fucking boring

in4Bliss

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This is awful

Kairi and Asuka tonight?

MAKE THIS A MOTHERFUCKING KAIJU BOARD

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>Shattered dreams
>tv gets hacked
IS GTV COMING BACK BROTHER?

this is cringe
this is reddit

>Bringing back Oldberg, zombie Taker and Trish because current """"stars""""" can't draw
the fucking state of this company

>godzillafags

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Lads what does trish stratus butt hole look like?

santo cringe

The more stoned I get the more cringe WWE gets bros what does this mean

Get in here GameraChads.

They just HAVE to cram a fucking video into the promo.

Trish should rape Charlotte with a dildo

Funny cringe or bad cringe?

>people still think Trish was a good wrestler and not just eye candy

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I hate women.

I'm confused, I thought Charlotte played the video

Jfc this is so cringe. Scripted Trish isn't the same. Fuck this show

I hate women and i hate WWE

how is this mini-van thing supposed to be a sick burn

based (and source?)

Why would Stone Cold King Kong be wearing a Stone Cold Steve Austin vest?

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Hi guys!

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based wall going over tonight

it means lay off the meth ya brain zapped pinhead

I hate those high waist pants trish is wearing, covering up that fucked up mom bod bleghhh

Based Lexi drawing the house

>5 weeks since i quit smoking
I'm fucking TRIGGERED right now

yikes bro you can't sense any fucking heat out of this feud.

This is awful.

what did I miss?

Start show with women why?

"i have been dreaming for one more match" PLEASE SAY SIKE

Will this one more match will be just as horrible as any other women's match?

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bad cringe :/

>women talking instead of cooking, cleaning, and serving their man

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Harley Race looool crickets

This is fucking cringe and horrible

when did Trish Status come back? And why?

>when Rey Mysterio gets a bigger pop than your show opener

50 replies of SEETHING HEAT for Charlotte. Admit it she's great. If she were fighting a babyface you guys cared about it would be dimes.

WWE wants her to have a different final match because her Evolution match featured Sasha, who they would like to memory hole.

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>Wasting Rey/Almas last night instead of making a mascara vs cabellera match for SummerSlam.

>Ziggler does a better goldberg walkout than Goldberg can do

HEL{P

Ziggler trying to steal Matt Riddles gimmick

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

>team of writers spend days putting together 2 hour show
>75 year old man rewrites show every week in 2 hours
>show continually sucks

I'm amazed at the energy Vince has to do this every week and the arrogance to continue doing it when he sees the results of his work

Dolph's hair is unreal

Oldberg BTFO

Here comes the muslim cop

How the hell does Dolph have better hair than the women?

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Captcha going over brother

can i post now

Based Manny

Ali would be based as fuck if I didn’t hate his “people” so fucking much

>jobbing ali out two weeks in row
but why?

i hope ali actually gets a vigilante gimmmick and they actually use him

They went from not having any wrestling during ads to putting ads over the most crucial segments

>Ali cutting a promo during a commercial

log out of google
helped me

FIX THE CAPTCHA GOOK MOOT

TARP IT DOWN

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That's because even if he is a flippy manlet jobber he's still kind of a guy I mark for

trish used to be so freaking hot bros, wtf happened? would a good ol' thong gimmick do the trick?

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FUCK YOU CAPTCHA

>Vince trying something interesting that people actually want
lmao

>KILLED A GUY
this makes him cool, though

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>tfw you can't shit post during WWE and actually have to watch the show

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imagine if she was your mother holy shit her sons are gonna have issues

I'm gonna need you to actually post a GAME next thread, OP

Try this one

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those were a dreadful 5 minutes

The horror.

not a bad crowd all things considered, small arena tho

gib gf

Why did Ali already have his gear on if he didn't have a match scheduled, bros?

>stealing hbk moves
>stealing jericho's look
>stealing rko's "legend killer" old gimmick
lol ziggler is a hack

always be ready

Ali is fucking trash, bring Manny up

>Ali should've been in Kofi's spot
>Now jobbing to Ziggler

JUST

Hope it's Jax

whats wrong with the captcha?

god forbid someone try something old

WWWAIT ROMAN WATCH OUT

>wanting Manny to get ruined

Roll

gotta get them quints on behalf of THE GAY COMMUNITY

New

New

New

lexi get

Does the second string of a football team wear uniforms?

>career threatening

Talk about a stretch.

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Only more kaijus and trannies can get me through this show

>ends Mustafa Ali's push in your path
>makes the Sweet Chin Music a viable finishing move again
BASED ON BASED

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>this angle

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Cringe

Kill yourself retard

Why have Ali job instead of Rey? Rey's been jobbing lately anyways so it doesn't hurt him. They've been running promos for Ali and isn't this the first match he's had since those started?

ROMAN WATCH OUT

yeah it's fucking shitty i wish they'd take him off Tv period.

man

this shit sucks

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every time I see this fucking shot I just have to laugh

>autism detected

GETTA MEDIC OUT HERE !!! STAY THA FUCK DOWN ROMAN !! FUCKIN MEDIC !!! RRRUAARGHHH

Mass Shooting angle when

>raw recap show
cringe

I DID IT FOR ROMAN
I DID IT FOR THE PEOPLE GODDAMMIT

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>car not even dented
why is nobody in this company even remotely competent?

Rollerino

based

Second and he lost the first one too.

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WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ROMEME? IS IT LOU KEMIA LOOKING TO FINISH THE JOB?

You get to put Zelina in your pocket.

you have to watch CZW for that

Both the smackdown/raw roman segments were so bad

>and this company wants an emmy

It's cancer with a vengeance gimmick

>somethings gonna drop on him while hes sitting there

What if Vince attacked Roman just because he's impossible to get over and he gave up on him

Rolling

Would a Joe and Roman tag team be dimes?

Nobody thinks or cares about that

Lol i fucked her. She's super sweet.

You're a genuine dicksucker.

rolllll

Stop posting this cringe. This shit is for autistic number fags. Make a separate threat for this gay shit

What the fuck is up with anti smoking ads. Its like they only have two tactics: overly gorey/gross commericials or very cringe/annoying HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

ROLLING

what's the story user

No

Anyone saw EVO last weekend? What you think? Xavier Woods was being annoying as shit during that event.

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Yeah I'm thinking he's back

>Roman drives a shitty Chevy SUV

based

Who’s trying to kill Roman??

roll

How much does that cost?

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Chevy makes good SUVs ya simp

they unironically exist to get kids to smoke
they go so over the top gross/annoying to make you think "hey, the guys making these ads are huge assholes. I think I'll smoke to spite them"

>recapping this career-killing shit

I still can't believe seth wore his hat backwards

>Black Keys
Actually a step up by WWE standards

New

New

New

Stop deez nuts in yo mouf, sissy

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The industry has taken an unfortunate toll on Ella Hollywood,

Rental car ya simp

Asking kindly to stop didn't work and even worse it encouraged people and especially youths to smoke even more. They are at this point throwing anything to the wall and seeing if it sticks.

I muted the stream while he was throwing that pity party.

so far
>charles & trish promo
>ziggler vs ali
>raw recap
thank god for this board so I can shitpost while watching this shit

Yeah he should drive some overpriced European shit like a BMW that'll break down

>replaying this shit

I DON'T GIVE A DING-DONG DIDDLY FUCK ABOUT RAM GET IT OFF MY SHOW

>not knowing guys rent cars.
>most pile into a Dodge Dart and split the bill.
>Roman has his own suv.
Based and red pilled

Hating a time honored Yea Forums tradition on gamethreads. Fucking newfag.

It’s always been shit. Go play MUH NUMBERS somewhere else you fucking soi

test

Damn Kayla is smol but has some nice pushed up titties

kayla lookin goood

Roman looks like a fucking idiot for not taking it serious in the first place. Austin would have opened RAW saying he's gonna whip everyone's ass until he finds who did it

Whats gonna fall on Roman during the interview

How to make WWE better:
all women matches are either bra n panties, four way brap-a-thon, they all have to compete barefoot

BASED BIG DOG APOLOGIZING

This is boring

APOLOGIZE

New Windjammers is trash.
Fighters Z, SC6, and Samsho were kino match ups.

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>yeah there's a dude straight up out to murder me but i don't need security lol

I would bang the guts out of that meatball

Joe face turn incoming?

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Roman is Goku and Joe is Vegeta confirmed. DB is their Kid Buu.

Dimes

>piss break match when I don't need to use bathroom
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BASED BIG FORGIVE DOG

where is the fashion police not investigating this?

this episode is just boring

>summerslam has the faggot black keys.
>nxt is based slipknot

>tfw that's literally every day of your life in the streets

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I NEED YOU NACHO FRRIIIEESSSSSSSS

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LITTLE LUNG BTFO

I feel like this angle should end with Sergeant Slaughter waterboarding Ali or Manny until he gets a false confession out of them.

>40 minutes of nothing
THANKS BISCHOFF

in NXT investigating who forgot the forgotten sons

that is fucking based as shit you fuck

>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY AAASSSSSSSSSSS

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you got the Smack Down meme

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Kek and based

This can never happen :(

Holy fuck this retarded website

Is captcha working now

>nignog mumbling
>WITH DORITOS
>nignog mumbling
>WAY WAY BACK I AINT SHARIN MY SNACK

just tuned and wow almost an hour in and just one gamethread

How will Roman almost die tonight

that Cena footage is a decade old

F

Why can't WWE just say Pro Wrestling? What the fuck Vince?

actual cancer

Life is too short bros

Explosion. Trust me.

based flabby boomer

Honestly, how long did they have that Harley death footage in the can for?

>more women

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""""her"""

Why does Natalya look better in street clothes?

Every time I hear the beginning of that theme i get excited for Bret and then that bitch comes walking out

>he's a lifelet
lmao

Natalya is a charisma vacuum

keep all the women on RAW for christ sake

because her ring gear sucks

>go to wwe Instagram comments.
>everyone bitching Becky should be on a video game cover and a wymyn storymode.
When did we go wrong guys??

natalya is the one of the worst to ever do it

the most unbelievably overacting bitch ever, i swear i prefer talentless barbie dolls over her

Rol

Ember Who looking thicc and I want to racemix her.

not gonna lie bros, I low key want to smash ember moon

Is Ember Moon suppose to be part wolf or vampire?

>Instagram

So she's a Black Asuka?

she's a werewolf but also a black nerd

i am predicting a 1.8

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I hate when she screams

part human

Are they really going to continue this roman getting attacked shit past summerslam? The reveal has to be tonight right?

So which title feud is the shittiest? It's a toss-up for me.

Werewolf Warrior Goddess
NXT gimmicks are weird.

im glad that one qt ref is doing this match

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ref is thicc juicy

>Natty vs Ember
why when you should be building both of them

>singles match between two people with separate matches at big ppv guaranteeing that at least one of them will look like a simp going into their match
WHO THE FUCK IS BOOKING THIS SHIT?

>the shenon
she's taker's bitch

smack's simply because bayley is in it
give literally anyone else the belt

imagine if your face got absolutely shoved straight between Ember Moon's ass cheeks

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I'm going to Summerslam lads. Reckon it will be a good one?

Damn that Ref is THICC

half bulbasaur, half supernatural

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why did Bayley come out for?

Cesaro loads him into trash compactor

who?

Me too, she's based

well at least that was over quick

part chimp

what was the point of any of that

I don't believe there's been a full match tonight

why does bayley care

>shenom* I mean

There's gonna be a screwjob between bex and nattie at SS

When the fuck did Daniel Bryan come back?

It's a slow night

idiot

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Jess is based

what do black braps smell like?

to ensure that both natalya and ember look like shit going into their title matches

summerslam is this week. how can this be such a lame episode

wow. Vince will never let women go more than 8 minutes ever again.

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NEW THREAD

Pure workrate.

Natty is actually a good heel, just utterly fucking useless as a face

As it should be.

>that feel when no psychological horror dead wife gimmick character to root for

a man can dream

GET IN HERE

I don't like when you give them names. It humanizes them.

they had a 20 minute match last night

thats bo

NEW

Me on the left.

based chrisley

Roller

pls

(YOU) on the left

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Is Shane more likeable the KO?

I wish I was that handsome.

That's one based t-shirt.

Mmmmmmm that’s a badass shirt

Sarina Valentina.